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To elaborate: Some of the fun/weird/dangerous/erotic (please don't) things you did, but in one sentence. One sentence, let's set a maximum on 25 words cause otherwise we'll get a bunch of novels in here. Also all posts must contain one of these sentences. No drive-bys without investing. ITS TWENTY FIVE NOW used to be 15 but that was a typo Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 12:39 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Starting out light: Last night I bought 2 lbs of liver pate for like 80 cents cause they expired that same day. Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 12:02 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Mar 5, 2016 11:58
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I tried to make mushroom risotto but it wasn't very good.
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Mar 5, 2016 12:08
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I've literally eaten a dürüm out of the garbage.
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Mar 5, 2016 12:18
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Starting out light: I pointed out that you broke your own word limit on the very first post.
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Mar 5, 2016 12:35
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semicolon posted:I pointed out that you broke your own word limit on the very first post. I curse you & double check that I wrote 25 but I guess I did not.
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Mar 5, 2016 12:38
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I hiked through a forest fire with my best friend, unsure if we were going to die or have a great story.
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Apr 1, 2016 04:53
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Initiated a threesome with my sexually frustrated roommates potential hookup while he went to the bathroom, he was so angry he went to the yard and tore a tree out of the earth. This story requires more sentences, but I can follow directions.
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Apr 1, 2016 05:44
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I farted.
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Apr 1, 2016 16:29
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As above
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Apr 1, 2016 16:36
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I killed a poo poo ton of people in my video game.
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Apr 2, 2016 06:39
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I walked on hot coals without burning my feets. I hired a prostitute at a brothel with my husband. Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:47 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Apr 2, 2016 06:44
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I dropped the screw in the tuna.
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Apr 2, 2016 06:59
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I pretended I was a gay man to continue making out with a woman.
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Apr 2, 2016 16:23
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Found out, forgot, and then remembered that this was a thread.
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Apr 2, 2016 16:40
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Showed up for a months-long math project, cobbled poo poo together on breaks and mine was 1 of 2 successes in a class of 70.
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Apr 2, 2016 16:48
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Finally killed the white whale and got a job interview, which I kicked rear end at.
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