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Oberleutnant posted:have u considered getting an office op This is the only real answer. I can poo poo my pants in my office because nobody cares because it's my office. If I really care I can open one of my windows, and let it air out. Or I can sit there and relish the smell of my own bodily processes. It's my choice. Get a better job op. Your mother isn't going to live forever, wouldn't you feel good if you made her proud that she shat you out, before she died?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I was really hoping this thread would be sexier I was thinking it would be an Ask/Tell about being a proctologist.
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tell her to floss, the food particles that stick around between your teeth start to break down from the exposure to saliva and after a while start smelling like, you guessed it: poo poo. Or tell her to stop eating booty's hole like groceries
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Mar 7, 2016 00:38
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Perhaps she's afflicted with tonsiliths, lots of people have them and just don't know what's causing their bad breath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIGpUPiipOE
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Mar 7, 2016 00:58
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jfc glad I had mine out as a kid. Is that what that repub ate off his face gross. fun fact when I had mine out I somehow ended up bleeding a lot and it all went into my stomach. Afterwards I ate a little bit of ice cream and puked it all back up. I was trying to get pops to hand me something to barf into but he didn't understand what I was pointing at so I just puked on the floor.
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Mar 7, 2016 01:38
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I think people who have bad breath know it and don't care. What are other aspects of her hygiene like?
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Mar 7, 2016 01:44
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The Human Crouton posted:I think people who have bad breath know it and don't care. What are other aspects of her hygiene like? ...She has a nice rear end 
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Mar 7, 2016 01:46
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does it smell likes scope
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Mar 7, 2016 01:48
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SniperWoreConverse posted:does it smell likes scope Are you suggesting she maintains her bodacious rear end to the point where she has no time for her mouth?
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Mar 7, 2016 01:52
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makes sense, though, doesn't it?
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Mar 7, 2016 01:56
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Every time she talks or breathes out some stank just get out some Febreze and spray it around, if that doesn't give enough of a hint just tell her that maybe she should brush her teeth? Maybe wear some sickeningly strong cologne.
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Mar 7, 2016 02:12
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Perhaps she's afflicted with tonsiliths, lots of people have them and just don't know what's causing their bad breath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIGpUPiipOE Her little white halitosis shitballs hit me as if I picked the out of her throat myself, crushed them up on my desk, and snorted three or four stinky lines right up my nose.
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Mar 7, 2016 04:39
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Does she drink a lot of coffee? Stale rear end coffee breath is basically the foulest loving smell ever.
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Mar 7, 2016 08:47
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Secks Cauldron posted:Put some mouthwash in a squirt bottle and spray her with it. I upvoted it, what more can I do?
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Mar 7, 2016 08:51
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i do not understand this differences between apex predator 4 and u ppl u want to do this stuff and then theres that other 1 above us and the new ppl coming i dont get it
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Mar 7, 2016 11:08
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goddamned lousy nooner thread ) :<
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Mar 7, 2016 15:55
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I too have dated OP's mom, but let's be honest, I only really live in her butthole 10 minutes or so a day gotta be realistic here
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Mar 7, 2016 16:01
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Who lives in a butthole for eight hours a day? BLOODFART MCCOY! Who's coworker's breath could keep rhinos at bay? BLOODFART MCCOY!
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Mar 10, 2016 08:54
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ask her if she has a dead tooth if she doesn't she'll get the hint if she does maybe she'll finally get rid of it?
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Mar 10, 2016 10:05
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send an anonymous email to her work computer from a throwaway email accunt. even if she suspects you sent it she wont dare say anything cause she wont know for sure, but I bet her breath will be fresh as a spring breeze
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Mar 10, 2016 11:29
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Stick your dick in her mouth, its like having oral and anal at once!
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Mar 10, 2016 12:09
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I watched this small frumpy married women stalk and devour several coworkers at a job I had with an open seating floor plan a few years ago, it was adultery fest 2000 Plus with no cubical walls it was all in the open with no attempt at discretion like, at all
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Mar 10, 2016 22:08
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Also that place had glass window walls and homeless people would poop all over them merely feet away from everyone
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Mar 10, 2016 22:09
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MikeyKins posted:human resource professional lol
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Mar 10, 2016 23:12
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Your posts always stand out to me because The Jerk is one of my favorite movies. Watch out for people who hate cans!
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naem posted:Also that place had glass window walls and homeless people would poop all over them merely feet away from everyone Like pressing their asses flat up against the glass and making GBS threads while you're trying to have a meeting or something?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Like pressing their asses flat up against the glass and making GBS threads while you're trying to have a meeting or something? Yes without any exaggeration. Everyone just got used to it.
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herhehejhrekjashsd posted:i do not understand this differences between empty quotes should cost fifty cents also youre gay lol
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Eggsucker posted:smoke weed Do this. Every day.
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Mar 11, 2016 06:26
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uhhh just tell her she has bad breath, why is this hard? offer her a mint or something and when she turns it down just say "it's just your breath is very intense and it's a little distracting" or whatever. ask her if she ate garlic for lunch or something first if you are that worried about offending her, sheesh.
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Mar 11, 2016 06:26
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:For everyone suggesting gum/breahtmints, I have already gone down this road. I offered her some gum once and she refused it because she's pregnant. She said she didn't know what gum was made of and it might bother the baby. Tell her that her breath smells like an abortion.
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Mar 11, 2016 06:28
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lol if you work in a cubicle. private office what.
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Mar 11, 2016 06:31
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TheReverend posted:lol if you work in a cubicle. Pros of a private office 1) Easier to masturbate and not get caught 2) work in progress 3) 4)
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Mar 11, 2016 06:50
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How did Kate get so sunburned?
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Mar 11, 2016 16:54
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Say "Ugh, what is that smell?" every time she's done talking.
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Mad Monk posted:Say "Ugh, what is that smell?" every time she's done talking. Might turn into an HR/hate crime issue.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:26
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Op you deserve it at this point, you refuse to help yourself and deserve nothing but butt mouth
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get one of those motion activated air fresheners and put it on the cubicle wall facing directly toward her and you're good to go my favorite's apple cinnamon
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