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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Windows 98 posted:

Well gently caress. Now I wish I had my own t shirt

why dont you own any t shirts

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:39

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 01:02

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Celluloid Sam posted:

why dont you own any t shirts

How are people supposed to see my sick rear end tattoo if I'm wearing a shirt? Duh.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:42

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Windows 98 posted:

How are people supposed to see my sick rear end tattoo if I'm wearing a shirt? Duh.

do you have cauliflower ears from rolling with the punches im honestly so impressed with you

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:44

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

drat, where's King of Bees today? His posting always cheers me up.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:44

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i'm gay

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:48

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Putty posted:

i'm gay

same

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:36

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Where's A Misanthrope been these past couple of days?

# ? Mar 11, 2016 23:08

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Gatekeeper posted:

i mean, what can i tell you that you don't already know but forgot you ever knew it? knowledge of the paranatural is like baby dolphins knowing how to swim right when they plop out of mama. it's just a part of us.

the oldest gods are still creepin around in pill form

could be a hundred of the lil fuckers in every tablet. that's why you gotta crack 'em right open and snort them. nothing can exist inside a nose (except hepatitis c [as usual ]) and the small gods hate membranes.

my roommate considers himself a religious man. and yet his soap is literally black. to quote a bible, "god is empty just like me". we're supposed to purge ourselves of blackness (spiritual not racial, because they're definitely 100% NOT the same and i am NOT a racist) yet my wetback roommate just lathers up in pitch black sin, like he's proud of it, like it's cool. even the biggest gods, the obese lecherous granddads we're used to, don't tolerate that poo poo. but the godbabies? let's just say i hope my roommate doesn't drop his black soap in the godlets' metaphorical shower of life.

better pray for god's protection, jeffrey.

the little ones aren't all bad. i built them an altar and make daily offerings before it, making good mouth noises and holding up candies.

if the small gods are pleased, they grant me important lessons

but ultimately it's up to me to make sense of it. gods help those who help gods help those helping themselves to gods' help.

Pvt. Scott, it may help to think of yourself as a seed. the everyday world, including the forums, is a small public garden, and the small gods are the water of life. the water of life is LITERALLY water. it's so obvious. try not to overthink it, pal (=

take it easy and be sure to namaste, my buds (= (=

Say Amitabha's name ten times with me so we can be reborn in Sukhavati and explore the western pure land together :ghost:

# ? Mar 11, 2016 23:09

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Where's A Misanthrope been these past couple of days?

he's trying to reedit and rationalize the ghostbusters trailer in a way that makes it look good, he will be back with some slam dunk touchdown hard truths for us men

# ? Mar 11, 2016 23:10

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Gatekeeper posted:

i mean, what can i tell you that you don't already know but forgot you ever knew it? knowledge of the paranatural is like baby dolphins knowing how to swim right when they plop out of mama. it's just a part of us.

the oldest gods are still creepin around in pill form

could be a hundred of the lil fuckers in every tablet. that's why you gotta crack 'em right open and snort them. nothing can exist inside a nose (except hepatitis c [as usual ]) and the small gods hate membranes.

my roommate considers himself a religious man. and yet his soap is literally black. to quote a bible, "god is empty just like me". we're supposed to purge ourselves of blackness (spiritual not racial, because they're definitely 100% NOT the same and i am NOT a racist) yet my wetback roommate just lathers up in pitch black sin, like he's proud of it, like it's cool. even the biggest gods, the obese lecherous granddads we're used to, don't tolerate that poo poo. but the godbabies? let's just say i hope my roommate doesn't drop his black soap in the godlets' metaphorical shower of life.

better pray for god's protection, jeffrey.

the little ones aren't all bad. i built them an altar and make daily offerings before it, making good mouth noises and holding up candies.

if the small gods are pleased, they grant me important lessons

but ultimately it's up to me to make sense of it. gods help those who help gods help those helping themselves to gods' help.

Pvt. Scott, it may help to think of yourself as a seed. the everyday world, including the forums, is a small public garden, and the small gods are the water of life. the water of life is LITERALLY water. it's so obvious. try not to overthink it, pal (=

take it easy and be sure to namaste, my buds (= (=

Thank you for sharing. I think this is fascinating.

Would it be fair to say that you practice a form of animism or something akin to Shinto?

# ? Mar 11, 2016 23:27

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

the great deceiver posted:

i used to sell drugs

what kind of drugs, my son? how many of those drugs? to whom?

# ? Mar 12, 2016 00:09

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Pvt.Scott posted:

Thank you for sharing. I think this is fascinating.

Would it be fair to say that you practice a form of animism or something akin to Shinto?

i think it woudl be fair to say that guy's been hosed up a few times

# ? Mar 12, 2016 00:13

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

nomadologique posted:

i think it woudl be fair to say that guy's been hosed up a few times

correct but irrelevant and, possibly, rude. i expected better nicetudes from you, friend )'=

Pvt.Scott posted:

Thank you for sharing. I think this is fascinating.

Would it be fair to say that you practice a form of animism or something akin to Shinto?

animism isn't quite right, it's more of a polytheistic shinto/taoism where the i ching has been replaced with anne rice books and tarantino/coen bros scripts and the shrines are suboxone sublingual films and milky way wrappers and lyrics booklets from guns n roses "use your illusion" albums