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Lunchmeat Larry posted:It's #1. Unless he's being creepy about it, just forget about it, it doesn't mean anything. Uncomfortable, sure, just step back for a few weeks and try not to bite him again. You sound like good friends and I really doubt he's just been hanging around trying to gently caress you for 17 years. If he has, he's far too pathetic to ever say anything and you probably don't need to worry about your friendship changing anyway.
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dog buttz posted:If he has, he's far too pathetic to ever say anything and you probably don't need to worry about your friendship changing anyway. he probably likes you just as much, if not more, as a friend, and then you set off one of his fetishes when he was a bit too relaxed. WOOPS
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Mar 15, 2016 17:47
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Thinking things over OP and just bear with me here: have you considered entering into holy matrimony with the bitten friend? I think you should get married and also have children
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Mar 15, 2016 17:50
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Captain Yossarian posted:Thinking things over OP and just bear with me here: have you considered entering into holy matrimony with the bitten friend? I think you should get married and also have children More kids to bite like you talked about, OP! That's a win-win-win if I've ever seen one.
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Mar 15, 2016 17:54
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ChogsEnhour posted:My male mate once tickled my foot and it was super weird and gross but he didn't think it was. He's married with a kid. Like I'm 97% sure he isn't gay, but yeah... Straight up tickling another guys feet. Nothing wrong or gay with that, man. As long as you don't break eye contact, obviously. And say "Tickle... tickle... TICKLE!" And laugh when they kick you in the face. It's just what bros do, man. dog buttz posted:More kids to bite like you talked about, OP! That's a win-win-win if I've ever seen one. Yeah. What is it with biting kids, anyway? Seriously. Explain that to us, OP.
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Mar 15, 2016 18:28
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Some kids are just cunts and, until you establish your status as alpha, they will never listen to you. A quick, painful bite that leaves no permanent mark is the best way to bring an unruly crotchbrood under your command. I've been a nanny for years, so this is a protip.
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Mar 15, 2016 18:56
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Shout out to OP's SO. If my mrs. was watching a movie alone with some other dude and she bit his finger I'd be pleading a crime of passion. Hell, she'd be doing the same sooner if I told her I was going to watch a movie alone with a girl and that I planned on biting her. How has he not lost his mind at you? Does anyone not loving cheat anymore. Savages, you're all savages.
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Mar 15, 2016 21:09
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Im the op tee hee *flicks hair* so um like guys  i like gave this dude i know a boner omg  it was big like  and i dont know what to do my BOYFRIEND wouldnt be happy if he knew ahaha omg what do i do this is so confusing is this like a friendzone or? ps i bit his finger do you think my BOYFRIEND will be mad pps: my BOYFRIEND
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Mar 15, 2016 21:15
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whoflungpoop posted:Im the op tee hee *flicks hair* so um like guys h...hhh..hi
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Mar 15, 2016 21:17
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whoflungpoop posted:Im the op tee hee *flicks hair* so um like guys Call me
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Mar 15, 2016 21:18
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whoflungpoop posted:Im the op tee hee *flicks hair* so um like guys
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Mar 15, 2016 21:31
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women lol amirite
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Mar 15, 2016 21:31
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i am rite
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Mar 15, 2016 21:32
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Would.
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Other Barry posted:yes, but what was the status of your erection after that she sucked his boner off
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Mar 15, 2016 22:39
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I would gently caress pretty much all of my attractive female friends but it's not a big deal in my life, I don't like spend my days and nights pining over any of them. I think that's where the problem is. Be friends with attractive people because you have things in common and they're fun to hang out with (be friends with unattractive people for the same reason), feel free to think about them if you want when you're rubbing one out, but don't expect sex with them and don't obsess over them because that's weird no matter who you are. Nobody can put you into the friendzone but you.
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Mar 15, 2016 22:58
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:I mean, I am human. Every time I see Matt, the cute new Publix cashier, I get a momentary image of what it'd be like to rip off those hipster glasses and just ride his nerdy face - but I don't run home and buzz up the vibrator, and we haven't known each other for 17 goddamn loving years. you are bad at stuff
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Mar 15, 2016 23:27
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:Yeah, not like a half-chub - it was vertical. was it large and/or in charge?
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Mar 15, 2016 23:28
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I think OP is friendzoning this thread, which should answer her original question as she seems to no longer be friends with us.
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Mar 15, 2016 23:33
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ive never friendzoned only bone-zoned
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a girl bit my penis and I did jazz hands, it was embarrassing
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:a girl bit my penis and I did jazz hands, it was embarrassing Or fabulous?
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Mar 18, 2016 16:19
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i pretend to be a cat to hide my erections
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Mar 18, 2016 17:17
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gently caress da Mods posted:i pretend to be a cat to hide my erections noice
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Mar 18, 2016 17:18
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how do people manage to get through life or maintain any kind of friendship or relationship at all when they're this retarded
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Mar 18, 2016 17:21
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OP is a MTGOW trying to discredit Females.
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CabaretVoltaire posted:OP is a MTGOW trying to discredit Females. it's working
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hi lol its me the OP how your all doing cuties? my bf found out about the biting boner (;0) and he's not happy about it at all i think I've got a few options 1., acuse my friend of rape 2. accuse my bf of rape 3. acusse them both of rape i was going to do the first one so i went to talk to a police man that i saw o the street but i got scared by a truck going by and put my hand in the police mans pocket then i noticed he either had a gun or was very please to see me. yep probably a boner so now the guy who i bit found out about the cop and i dont know what to do now
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Mar 18, 2016 18:22
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I'm sorry Voltaire but I know you can do better
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Jack Gladney posted:I don't know if this is a serious thread or what, but you know that physical arousal doesn't mean a person wants to have sex with you lol, I love GBS.
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Mar 18, 2016 22:35
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i wanna gently caress al women i cant help myself im a ticking time bomb stay away from me
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Pvt.Scott posted:Some kids are just cunts and, until you establish your status as alpha, they will never listen to you. A quick, painful bite that leaves no permanent mark is the best way to bring an unruly crotchbrood under your command. I've been a nanny for years, so this is a protip. i thought you were supposed to beat the soles of their feet with wooden dowels?
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Pitdragon posted:i thought you were supposed to beat the soles of their feet with wooden dowels? You gonna walk around with a crocheted bag of dowels all day every day? You don't always have your kit with you when you're deep in the bad bush.
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dog buttz posted:I've technically been "friendzoned". When I was in high school, I had a best friend named Samantha and we were as close as you could be. No romantic or sexual tension; just friendship. I went over to her house after school one day and entered her room without knocking because the door was halfway open. I had never knocked before and neither had she unless the door was closed or almost closed. She was changing clothes and her tits were out. She freaked out, I freaked out, but we laughed it off afterword because we're BFFs so who cares who's seen what! I did. I couldn't get it out of my head. They were huge. She was gorgeous. She had an amazing rear end. She was funny and sweet and my soulmate. I hadn't noticed any of this until I saw her tits. I quickly became infatuated with her, she quickly did not, and our friendship spiraled out of control because I couldn't handle spending that much time with someone who I had that strong of feelings for. Eventually we decided to separate and take some time off so we could both evaluate the situation. Unfortunately for us both, her feelings for me as a friend overwhelmed her lack of feelings for me as a boyfriend so she came over and declared she realized I was her soulmate. We dated for six months until it being a one sided relationship ended things and we never hung out alone again. I wasn't mad at all but I guess she hated me for ruining our friendship so she told people I told her I'd kill myself if she didn't date me, which never happened and I never implied that I was even that sad about it, let alone depressed or suicidal.
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Pvt.Scott posted:You gonna walk around with a crocheted bag of dowels all day every day? You don't always have your kit with you when you're deep in the bad bush. "Deep In The Bad Bush" is an excellent name for a porno.
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Sintax posted:I jerked off to this story we're two of a kind, my friend. took me half an hour to finish the post.
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