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 this bug is on my desk and its grossing me out. what kind of bug is it?
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Mar 11, 2016 04:07
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it is a good luck money bug, you need to eat it, like straight up chew that sumbitch up, and then you will get good luck and money
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Mar 11, 2016 04:07
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stay tasty good luck money bug
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Mar 11, 2016 04:08
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looks like some sort of stink bug op
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Mar 11, 2016 04:08
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i don't know what kind of bug that is but whenever i see them indoors they're dead / dying
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Mar 11, 2016 04:09
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AIDS beetle, looks to be heavy with a clutch of eggs too
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Mar 11, 2016 04:09
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Fojar38 posted:looks like some sort of stink bug op
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Mar 11, 2016 04:10
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I was all prepared to make a "You know, they're actually called insects - bugs are a very specific type of insect  " post, but then you post a picture of an actual goddamn true bug. Jesus gently caress.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:11
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OctoberBlues posted:I was all prepared to make a "You know, they're actually called insects - bugs are a very specific type of insect yo word?
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Mar 11, 2016 04:12
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Shaquin posted:stay tasty good luck money bug
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Mar 11, 2016 04:12
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Enjoy your little bed bug friend OP, you'll be seeing him again real soon
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Mar 11, 2016 04:13
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thats a sharktooth beetle. tie it around your neck on a piece of string and youll have good luck on the hunt.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:14
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he's going to crawl into your ear while you sleep and lay eggs. In a couple weeks you're going to get terrible ear pain which will go away eventually by itself, just as you were thinking to go to the doctors to get it checked. Months afterwards you will start forgetting things a lot, getting absent minded and you may even notice yourself becoming inexplicably more aggressive. Eventually, concerned with your behavior, your family will pressure you to go to the doctor where an X-Ray will reveal your brain is riddled with hundreds of tiny maggots tunneling through your grey matter. Then you will get some good luck and win the lotto and get lots of money
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Mar 11, 2016 04:17
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It is a stink bug. It is your spirit animal because your posts stink.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:22
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OctoberBlues posted:I was all prepared to make a "You know, they're actually called insects - bugs are a very specific type of insect 
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Mar 11, 2016 04:23
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Rakosi posted:he's going to crawl into your ear while you sleep and lay eggs. In a couple weeks you're going to get terrible ear pain which will go away eventually by itself, just as you were thinking to go to the doctors to get it checked. Months afterwards you will start forgetting things a lot, getting absent minded and you may even notice yourself becoming inexplicably more aggressive. Eventually, concerned with your behavior, your family will pressure you to go to the doctor where an X-Ray will reveal your brain is riddled with hundreds of tiny maggots tunneling through your grey matter. a man filed with sharktooth beetles though crazed, is the bane of the moose and the bear, and a club to all seals, according to the lore of the totem
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Mar 11, 2016 04:30
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_marmorated_stink_bug hth op 
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Mar 11, 2016 04:31
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Orkin Mang posted:a man filed with sharktooth beetles though crazed, is the bane of the moose and the bear, and a club to all seals, according to the lore of the totem i want to learn more
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Mar 11, 2016 04:31
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I think that this type of bug is the good kind. Like the opposite from the kind that eat you, lay eggs inside you, ferment, etc.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:32
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thanks my room is also infested with ladybugs but ive gotten used to it now
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Mar 11, 2016 04:34
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