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Okay, so I've been hanging out in my pillow fort all morning (its pretty cool [made of all the pillows in my house]) and its starting to lose its "pizzaz." I mean I even used the big ones from the couch and a few sheets and chairs put together to make a roof, so its pretty ace, but I think I could do better for a Friday. What can I do to make this thing more exciting? I'm looking for experience pillow fort builders advice ONLY please.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:15
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Don't let girls into it OP biggest mistake I made with mine.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:18
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have a wank in it
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Mar 11, 2016 19:18
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Have you considered islam, op?
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Mar 11, 2016 19:19
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heat it with open coal braziers and warm your hands hopefully some sparks will fly out or drifet out or something and burn your house down and we can all rest a little easier knowing that tomorrow we will get to read a really good article about how some moron burned his howse down and diead because he built a pillow fort and then heated it with open coal braziers idiot
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Mar 11, 2016 19:20
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add a few guard dogs
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Mar 11, 2016 19:20
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"spice" things up with a small tateful straw basket of popourri my nigga
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Mar 11, 2016 19:20
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make a smaller pillow outhouse
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Mar 11, 2016 19:21
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If you had coma pillows you would never be bored.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:21
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Is your fort all one big open space? Common but disastrous mistake- It is a fort, you need rooms! A room for the war table, a room for snacks and ammo, a room for Kevin since no one really wanted him to come over anyway so just stick him in there, etc.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:21
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Enfield posted:make a smaller pillow outhouse the outhouse goes in the fort. are you an amateur?
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Mar 11, 2016 19:22
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Mad Monk posted:If you had coma pillows you would never be bored.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:22
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Don't let girls into it OP biggest mistake I made with mine. Great idea, I'll make a "No girls" sign to hang outside. Savings Coupon posted:Is your fort all one big open space? Common but disastrous mistake- It is a fort, you need rooms! A room for the war table, a room for snacks and ammo, a room for Kevin since no one really wanted him to come over anyway so just stick him in there, etc. I said EXPERIENCED fort builder advice. Its not a pillow house, I called it a fort. Of course it has multiple areas, don't insult me like that. Enfield posted:make a smaller pillow outhouse Definitely a good idea, gonna have to raid for more pillows.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:24
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Also you need side hatches to fire things at people with rubber bands
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Mar 11, 2016 19:24
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Get the cat or the dog into the fort for maximum fun.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:25
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Mad Monk posted:If you had coma pillows you would never be bored.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:26
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satanic splash-back posted:Great idea, I'll make a "No girls" sign to hang outside. If a "No girls" sign had to be suggested to you I don't think you're as good at this as you think you are... Anyway how about a second level built up onto the couch/chairs? what about an altar to tie Kevin to for a blood offering?
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Mar 11, 2016 19:27
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You need to watch MacGyver in your fort.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:49
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OctoberBlues posted:You need to watch MacGyver in your fort. And a plate of menstrual cookies to offer diplomatic visitors to your fort from foreign lands
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Mar 11, 2016 19:52
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get a bell you can ring when its time for mom to bring snacks ( they must be left outside the fort)
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Mar 11, 2016 19:52
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Don't forget to add a bunch of blankets too
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Mar 11, 2016 19:52
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OctoberBlues posted:You need to watch MacGyver in your fort. or seaquest dsv
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Mar 11, 2016 19:53
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invade neighboring pillow forts
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Mar 11, 2016 20:13
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flerp posted:invade neighboring pillow forts
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Mar 11, 2016 20:13
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satanic splash-back posted:Okay, so I've been hanging out in my pillow fort all morning (its pretty cool [made of all the pillows in my house]) and its starting to lose its "pizzaz." I mean I even used the big ones from the couch and a few sheets and chairs put together to make a roof, so its pretty ace, but I think I could do better for a Friday. when i was a kid my parents had like 20+ of those giant rubbermaid containers. just filled with winter coats and sleeping bags and camping poo poo. Also ther was a spare mattress down there. So we'd set up all the big rubbermaid boxes as the walls, use the matress for a roof, thing was like 4+ feet high, basically as high as the basement ceiling, and as wide as the room it was built in. so it was basically just a slightly smaller version of the room we were already in but the kicker? instead of pillow walls it was a pillow floor. anyways this is ur average 'rich kid' pillow fort some of the kids in my school had some crazy poo poo u wouldnt even believe. pillow forts that connected to crawlspaces that connected to under the porch? hoooooly gently caress eric had it good
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Mar 11, 2016 20:17
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i was too lazy to make pillow forts so id just kind of roll my body into the seam of the couch until I was sucked into it and just sort of stare out of it
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Mar 11, 2016 20:22
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pillow buttresses, pillow battlements, pillow murder-hole
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Mar 11, 2016 20:23
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2 words: piss moat.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:35
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make a catapult out of a broomstick and play siege. destroy, rebuild, repeat.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:41
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Somebody came to the door and knocked a few times, but they looked pretty scared when I started yelling "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" every time I heard knocking. Whatever the reason, they were repelled by my fortress walls. I think I might need a moat or something but that sounds like a lot of work. Does anyone have any experience modding a kiddy pool into a moat?
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Mar 11, 2016 20:43
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Locate an adjacent enemy pillow fort, it's time to claim what's rightfully yours. Seige the pillow fort by using a pincer maneuver to encircle it, then appropriate any provisions which attempt to break the blockade and shoot down any supply drops. Once the defenders are weak from hunger, launch your assault. Raise your flag, send prisoners back to the first fort to be interred in camps. Continue until you win lebensraum.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:50
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Acid Haze posted:Locate an adjacent enemy pillow fort, it's time to claim what's rightfully yours. Seige the pillow fort by using a pincer maneuver to encircle it, then appropriate any provisions which attempt to break the blockade and shoot down any supply drops. Once the defenders are weak from hunger, launch your assault. Raise your flag, send prisoners back to the first fort to be interred in camps. Before you do, demoralise the enemy using cointelpro (phoning them up so their mom keeps having to go to their fort with the phone, then hanging up)
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Mar 11, 2016 20:52
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Have you considered installing a moat and or booby traps? Maybe at the very least a couple of portcullis with that area in between with murder-holes on top so that you can dump hot coffee or soup on people when they try to break in to make you take it down.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:36
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satanic splash-back posted:Okay, so I've been hanging out in my pillow fort all morning (its pretty cool [made of all the pillows in my house]) and its starting to lose its "pizzaz." I mean I even used the big ones from the couch and a few sheets and chairs put together to make a roof, so its pretty ace, but I think I could do better for a Friday. You should have made a blanket fort, pillow forts are for losers.
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