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richard simmons is under mexican voodoo mind control says friend Mauro Oliveira “I think tormented is the best word to describe his mental state,” Oliveira says. “I think it was (caused by) black magic, witchcraft. That’s not close to your culture, but to my culture in Brazil, and to Mexicans” — Teresa Reveles [Richard's housekeeper] is from Mexico — “that is a real thing. They invoke the spirits. They light black candles, and red and blue candles. I’ve never participated. I only saw from a distance. But at services, they do special meals. They offer meals to the bad spirits, and light candles, invoking with words.” richard simons has been unusually reclusive lately. however, he did visit CNN a few years ago and cried https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0AkXzN3aFw he's cut off contact with most of his friends and everyone is really world please... if you know anything about mexican mind control, try break the spell. thank you
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you have a cool av op
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Mar 13, 2016 07:38
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actually its loving horrifying on closer inspection
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Mar 13, 2016 07:38
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We've all been there
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Mar 13, 2016 07:38
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he's on heroin
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Mar 13, 2016 07:45
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amityville anus posted:he's on heroin seems a little far fetched
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Mar 13, 2016 07:48
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Thats what I imagine any fitness instructor would look like if they got famous and were gay.
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Mar 13, 2016 07:52
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MKPUTA
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Mar 13, 2016 07:53
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pleaseure kevin
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Mar 13, 2016 07:55
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Celluloid Sam posted:actually its loving horrifying on closer inspection no its cool i like him name too
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Mar 13, 2016 07:55
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What did he do to get cursed? I never break curses until I know why they happened. You don't go decursing people who deserve it.
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Mar 13, 2016 08:00
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:What did he do to get cursed? it seems like whenever someone is put under a mexican voodoo curse this is the first thing anyone asks. the ole spicy curse is never justified
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Mar 13, 2016 08:33
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PleasureKevin posted:it seems like whenever someone is put under a mexican voodoo curse this is the first thing anyone asks. You came here asking for curse experts. But now you're trying to tell me my business. I will steal your dick and put it in a basket and feed it oats and corn.
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Mar 13, 2016 08:41
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:What did he do to get cursed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGKHqYEMqc
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Mar 13, 2016 08:43
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Celluloid Sam posted:you have a cool av op would you say his av has given you... pleasure
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Mar 13, 2016 08:43
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yo pleasurekev hows bitcoin doing
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Mar 13, 2016 09:23
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it's true though
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Mar 13, 2016 09:24
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and he still swears to this day he's not gay
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Mar 13, 2016 09:50
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SirEvelynTremble posted:MKPUTA
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Mar 13, 2016 12:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
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Mar 13, 2016 12:38
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I saw him once at LAX and he was just amazingly outgoing. Posing for pictures, hugging stewardesses, and generally hamming it up all over the place. He was even wearing his usual tank-top and short shorts outfit. Those Mexican cruses must be a real bitch.
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Mar 13, 2016 13:53
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I bet he just gained 200 pounds and is embarrassed. That or his 40 year long manic episode finally swung the other way.
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Mar 13, 2016 13:55
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This reads like the setup to a postmodern parody of Lovecraftian horror. Poor guy. Always liked him. Also, I had no loving clue that he was in Fellini's Satyricon.
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Mar 13, 2016 14:41
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I channeled a gay spirit once. P cool.
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Mar 13, 2016 15:13
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richard simmons sneaking in a cheat meal at 2 am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htxZZKv4pMw
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Mar 13, 2016 15:44
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I read that he's sad and wears ladies wigs in his house and his housekeeper yells at people to get out of his life. http://interactive.nydailynews.com/2016/03/richard-simmons-disappeared-twisted-mystery/
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Mar 13, 2016 17:30
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he should just wash that curse down with some delicious horchata
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Mar 13, 2016 17:40
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Lol this made me spit out my cereal.
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Mar 13, 2016 18:19
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I don't think it'd be so bad to be under some kind of control. Decision making is kind of an arduous process oftentimes, to have that taken away would almost be less of a burden. One would be so lucky to be brain washed and/or cursed.
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Mar 13, 2016 18:21
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I saw him once at LAX and he was just amazingly outgoing. Posing for pictures, hugging stewardesses, and generally hamming it up all over the place. He was even wearing his usual tank-top and short shorts outfit. Those Mexican cruses must be a real bitch. I had the exact same experience in Detrot about four years ago. The flight was delayed and he kind of held court for a few hours. He talked at length with anyone who approached him. Also gave me clothing advice as I was a former fat goon who didn't know how to buy clothes that fit me now that I was smaller.
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Mar 13, 2016 18:28
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I can't believe I used to think KISS was cool when I was a kid. THIS is the guy with the long tongue and makeup that scared my grandma??
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Mar 13, 2016 18:53
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In middle school when my gym teacher, Ms. Cox, didn't feel like doing anything that day would put on his Sweating to the Oldies tape and make us dance anong with it. Class was longer than the tape run time so we would watch it 1 1/2 times.
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Mar 13, 2016 18:54
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The NY Daily News article is really good. Richard is evidently depressed and his housekeeper, Teresa, is running his life. His friends are the real stars. His Brazilian masseur thinks Teresa is doing black magic rituals to control Richard for some nefarious purpose. He wrote a book about it in fairy tale style and gave it a happy ending:quote:“Boreza, YOU loving WITCH,” King Rich shouts. “You are now expelled from the LA LA LAND KINGDOM. You have the choice to fly away on your broom now, from the castle’s balcony, or I am going to order the guards to give you to the thousands of commoners waiting outside.” The Kindle edition is only $30 on Amazon, which seems like a lot for a short story of 51 pages, until you realize you are witnessing the birth of an entirely new genre: Richard Simmons Fiction, or Ri-Si-Fi. There's also a great story from when Richard ran a gym and health food place, this tiny woman would come in every day for a small juice, and she would sometimes give Richard teddy bears. One day she gave him a really tiny bear, and it made Richard sad, because the bear looked lonely. Then the woman died of anorexia.
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Nothus Infelix posted:Richard Simmons Fiction, or Ri-Si-Fi. Ri-Si-Fi: Do or Die! Oooooooooooooorah!
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