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 Suck it piss babies. My score will go unchallenged. I'm a god drat national hero, so you all better start treating me with the respect that I deserve. If you're think you're man enough to beat my score, be my guest. https://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
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Mar 15, 2016 21:45
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For real gently caress you who cares. Good job.
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Mar 15, 2016 22:12
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Mar 15, 2016 22:16
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I beat that every day, but I don't want to post a screenshot because it might hurt your feelings. Good job, kiddo! 
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Mar 15, 2016 22:21
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i quit life
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Mar 15, 2016 22:22
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I was never great at that game. What's the right order to push the buttons?
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Mar 15, 2016 22:22
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Wait people actually played this past the 3 seconds it took to realize it was complete garbage? 
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Mar 15, 2016 22:54
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NiceGuy posted:Wait people actually played this past the 3 seconds it took to realize it was complete garbage?
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NiceGuy posted:Wait people actually played this past the 3 seconds it took to realize it was complete garbage? A Fox one day spied a beautiful bunch of ripe grapes hanging from a vine trained along the branches of a tree. The grapes seemed ready to burst with juice, and the Fox's mouth watered as he gazed longingly at them. The bunch hung from a high branch, and the Fox had to jump for it. The first time he jumped he missed it by a long way. So he walked off a short distance and took a running leap at it, only to fall short once more. Again and again he tried, but in vain. Now he sat down and looked at the grapes in disgust. "What a fool I am," he said. "Here I am wearing myself out to get a bunch of sour grapes that are not worth gaping for." And off he walked very, very scornfully. There are many who pretend to despise and belittle that which is beyond their reach.
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Mar 15, 2016 22:58
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way 2 not post the rene cheng version u dweeb
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Mar 15, 2016 22:59
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Robo Reagan posted:way 2 not post the rene cheng version u dweeb The only reason you pretend to despise and belittle my parable is that you are illiterate and cannot read.
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Salt Fish posted:The only reason you pretend to despise and belittle my parable is that you are illiterate and cannot read. that works on both levels. p deep do you sell drugs or something?
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Mar 15, 2016 23:10
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i tried and fell backward and got -1.7 i dont think im cut out for this please take up the struggle in my stead
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Salt Fish posted:A Fox one day spied a beautiful bunch of ripe grapes hanging from a vine trained along the branches of a tree. The grapes seemed ready to burst with juice, and the Fox's mouth watered as he gazed longingly at them. That's deep, and has changed my life. Thank you, kind friend.
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Mar 16, 2016 05:05
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I prefer CLOP http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html
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Mar 16, 2016 05:05
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 Tied you.
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Mar 16, 2016 05:25
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Even if you win you're still a retard. Got it.
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Mar 16, 2016 05:49
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Microwaves Mom posted:
same
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Mar 16, 2016 07:07
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Took a lot of doing but I just barely beat you guys.
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Mar 16, 2016 07:13
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Anyone remember that ascii asian platform game that every single screen had some HUGE gently caress you thing in it. I was the only goon to beat it i feel like i didnt get the props i deserve
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Isaac posted:Anyone remember that ascii asian platform game that every single screen had some HUGE gently caress you thing in it. I was the only goon to beat it i feel like i didnt get the props i deserve It was kinda of a proto I wanna be the guy wasn't it? Like they both came out around the same time. Found video of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT_jTQtCnu0
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AbbadonOfHell posted:It was kinda of a proto I wanna be the guy wasn't it? Like they both came out around the same time. Thats the one
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Mar 16, 2016 07:27
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It was really really hard can someone please give me some props
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Mar 16, 2016 07:32
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Isaac posted:It was really really hard can someone please give me some props 
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Mar 16, 2016 07:35
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Thanks
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Mar 16, 2016 07:38
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got 5, then got 15, then got 33 at this rate i'd beat your score in no time
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Mar 16, 2016 07:41
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Isaac posted:It was really really hard can someone please give me some props  Good on ya dude, that poo poo looks tough as balls. I think the best I've done is 100% 1001 Spikes. Some of the last levels of that poo poo get stupid.
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I need ti beat nethack to solidify myself as a pro gamer
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Mar 16, 2016 07:53
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I was #1 on the supreme commander ladder once
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Why not 102 meters?
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Microwaves Mom posted:I prefer CLOP I made it pretty far on the first go hence this game is better than qwop. Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Mar 16, 2016 |
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Mar 16, 2016 10:59
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I still remain undefeated. No one has gone 100.2 meters.
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Mar 16, 2016 15:07
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Bitter Mushroom posted:I declare you a national Zero, OP
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Bitter Mushroom posted:I declare you a national Zero, OP
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QWOP is soemthing you played once for like 15 minutes before thinking to yourself "What the gently caress am I doing this shot for!? the internet has footage of big tittied white chicks literally chugging semen as they ride exotic erotic sex devices." and then move on with your life, only to be reminded of it's existence in Youtube comments when the video has a kid falling off his bike or eating poo poo as he tries to get out of a car. Then you open another tab and go looking for the porn clip again
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wtg, you truly are a queer without peer
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