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The title of the movie "Halloween" was inspired by the holiday of the same name.
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There is a scary ghost in the abandoned putt putt golf course.
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Applewhite posted:- Reincarnation is real and there is actually a limited number of souls to go around. The rising rates of autism and sociopathy are a result of the world population outstripping the available supply of souls. I've long believed this to be the case. It explains the existence of so many "bags of flesh" wandering about with no souls or purpose.
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Mar 16, 2016 15:49
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- i'm gay
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Mar 16, 2016 15:51
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-Life has no porpoise and you'll be dead soon!
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Mar 16, 2016 15:55
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-life has a purpose and its restroom reviews
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Mar 16, 2016 15:56
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A third of all adult Americans are actually two children in a trench coat. This is why they sell adult sized trench coats in children's clothing stores. Chester cheetah is the mascot for Cheetos because they're made of dried cheetah penises. The magnetic South Pole is located on a beach running along the northern coast of Tasmania. This is where Santa Claus lives for nine months out of the year. Up until the early 19th century, all shoes were made from severed, hollowed out, and kiln-dried human feet. These types of shoes are today only worn by very traditional chefs in Western and Central Europe. Vampires used to exist, but they went extinct because they were, without exception, homosexual. They weren't the classy kind of gay, neither, these were the sort of guys who would get kicked out of a pride celebration for pissing in each other's mouths while in the parade. Masturbating in front of a cat is illegal in every country except North Korea, which allows it only because they ate all their remaining cats during their last famine. Sour warheads are less sour than they used to be due to the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:A third of all adult Americans are actually two children in a trench coat. This is why they sell adult sized trench coats in children's clothing stores.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:08
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Capri Sun is not made in sunny Capri, Italy, but actually Slug Marsh, Minnesota, USA..
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Mar 16, 2016 16:13
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Emptyquoting causes leprosy.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:14
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the prime minister of Britain had sexual relations with the severed head of a pig
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Mar 16, 2016 16:25
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Applewhite posted:- American pennies contain 2.7 cents worth of copper.  I'm going to be rich
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Mar 16, 2016 16:28
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I literally saw someone on Youtube with that plan. They bought a penny sorting machine to sort copper pennies from copper clad zinc pennies. The video was worth watching because he threw some unsorted pennies in the machine and it split them between two bucket. Then he got a handful of pennies from one of the sorted buckets and it spit some out into both buckets. He didn't notice that the machine obviously didn't work.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:32
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Sizone is one of the best, if not the best, posters on this forum.
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Mar 16, 2016 20:40
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Sizone posted:Sizone is one of the best, if not the best, posters on this forum. hosed up if true
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Mar 16, 2016 20:41
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There is an underground society in Oklahoma that uses "Homies" figurines as currency.
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Mar 16, 2016 20:43
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so true, dude, sooooo true
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Mar 16, 2016 20:43
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A prevalent American myth that black belts must register their hands as a deadly weapon with law enforcement agencies is actually true.
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Mar 16, 2016 21:32
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waitwhatno posted:A prevalent American myth that black belts must register their hands as a deadly weapon with law enforcement agencies is actually true. not only that, but if you are a white guy into martial arts there is a 99.9% chance that you're incredibly boring
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Quote-Unquote posted:not only that, but if you are a white guy into martial arts there is a 99.9% chance that you're incredibly boring BOW TO YOUR SENSEI
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Mar 16, 2016 21:50
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-Homosexuality is actually a choice, contrary to urban legend
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Mar 16, 2016 21:56
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The Japanese video game term "Gacha" is named after José Gonzalo Rodríguez Gacha of the Medellin Cartel. Surprising but true.
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Mar 16, 2016 22:08
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Pulling out is actually a very effective method of contraception, because pre-cum does not contain any sperm. Also, a feeeeeemaale human can only get pregnant during/around the time of ovulation. They would never teach that to kids in school though, because young women have zero feeling for their own body and young men have zero control over their own junk.
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Mar 16, 2016 22:11
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Sex Education: 102 - My Pullout Game is Strong
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Mar 16, 2016 22:12
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Germstore posted:Sex Education: 102 - My Pullout Game is Strong Who is the Pullout King?
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Mar 16, 2016 22:26
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If you go to the super market and fill up an apple with helium, weight will be negative. Since the weight is negative the super market will have to pay you.
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Mar 16, 2016 22:30
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Chocolate easter eggs are festively shaped poops from genetically engineered bunnies. Dark chocolate eggs? Thank a black bunny. Milk chocolate? Thank a brown bunny. White chocolate? That's not chocolate, but thank the jizzmopper at your adult bookstore nonetheless
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Tenzarin posted:If you go to the super market and fill up an apple with helium, weight will be negative. Since the weight is negative the super market will have to pay you. If a police officer stops your car and tries to search it without probable cause, he is committing a felony and your are allowed to arrest him or request that he arrests himself.
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Mar 16, 2016 22:55
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Purple is color of royalty. World: 0 Hip Hop: 1
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Mar 16, 2016 22:56
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One of my friends used a hotel room ice baggie as a cobdom once
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You really can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
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