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http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopleandplaces/japan-is-hiring-full-time-ninjas-and-you-can-apply/vi-BBqtKyJ?ocid=iehp Oh wow finally a chance to prove to my parents that an authentic katana was a good investment. I'll be a shoe-in for the job! The News posted:"The Ninjas must be able to do dance moves and backflips" Oh 
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too bad they arent hiring sad excuses for human beings or id be inthe running wow
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My animes have prepared me for this moment....
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i have a cool roll move due to my spherical body shape, i'll try and get in with that
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dance moves????
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Actual Ninjas don't get hired like that in the open, announced on the internet, scam.
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Harvard students demand Japan travel ban to protest recursive racism loop.
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I'm thinking about signing up for this or the navy seals.
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Mar 16, 2016 19:31
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Navy Seals doesn't have cool costumes.
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I enjoy being under the spotlight despite being a secretive ninja.
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lol at the lady in the video being confused about the job requirements like "must be talkative but also mysterious." Obviously it means you have to interact with tourists and be informative while at the same time putting on a "mysterious" act.
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ninjas were the biggest pussies ever, they just sniped people with arrows or poisoned people or shanked them in the back at night
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Zzulu posted:ninjas were the biggest pussies ever, they just sniped people with arrows or poisoned people or shanked them in the back at night There's a Chris Kyle anime?
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gently caress Aichi for culturally appropriating and imperialising Japanese culture. I'm sick of their reactionary orientalism. Why don't they just put on some kimonos while they're at it, loving assholes.
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Zzulu posted:ninjas were the biggest pussies ever, they just sniped people with arrows or poisoned people or shanked them in the back at night B-baka! You take that back! Ninjas are honorable and cool like my favorite Ninja: Shonen Jump!
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The ronin sighs, sheaths his sword and moves on, once again looking for gainful employment.
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Parallax Scroll posted:i have a cool roll move due to my spherical body shape, i'll try and get in with that there's a character in naruto whose power is exactly that i'm off to commit seppuku for knowing that, see ya
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Al Cowens posted:gently caress Aichi for culturally appropriating and imperialising Japanese culture. I'm sick of their reactionary orientalism. Why don't they just put on some kimonos while they're at it, loving assholes. lol
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uhh, isn't this a bad idea because then real ninjas could hide in plain site?
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look behind you - see any ninjas? exactly.
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