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I had very dry, brittle hair, but now I use a swarthy tar shampoo that you can only get from specialty stores. I use it every day and now I'm the envy of my peers as my hair contains all the coveted qualities of strength, beauty and the smell of a freshly completed roadworks.
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# ? May 24, 2016 08:57 |
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Shower at night so you don’t stew in your own filth for eight hours. Shave in the morning because who wants a five o’clock shadow at eight A.M.?
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:36 |
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Wash your grimy hands before you wash anything else using them
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# ? May 24, 2016 17:42 |
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Need to take a shower in a hurry? Just dump a bucket on the floor and roll around in the puddle like a animal you piece of poo poo
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# ? May 24, 2016 19:39 |
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EVERY DAY I DOUSE MYSELF IN KEROSENE AND LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE WITH A ROAD FLARE. ONLY THE PURGING FLAMES CAN MAKE ME PURE.
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# ? May 24, 2016 20:30 |
Is this an appropriate topic to talk about my Terminator ritual?
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# ? May 24, 2016 20:47 |
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I like to take a nice healthy poo poo after I shower so it doesn't smell while I'm scrubbing up. Who's with me?
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# ? May 24, 2016 21:16 |
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Lol, Just, Lol if you don't bathe in your toilet, after firing a brown torpedo into it.
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# ? May 24, 2016 21:35 |
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when I shower I have to tie an old cellophane bread bag over my cock and balls becuase of A Condition
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# ? May 24, 2016 23:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15puo-dSEIY
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# ? May 25, 2016 00:36 |
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I don't feel clean unless a squeeze a whole bottle of Head & Shoulders Extreme Control Conditioner into my butt and mouth. Really helps with all my internal dandruff.
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# ? May 25, 2016 01:24 |
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Tunahead posted:I had very dry, brittle hair, but now I use a swarthy tar shampoo that you can only get from specialty stores. I use it every day and now I'm the envy of my peers as my hair contains all the coveted qualities of strength, beauty and the smell of a freshly completed roadworks. To be fair, it is a pretty great smell. Like petrol but better.
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# ? May 25, 2016 04:50 |
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Reenact the Roy Batty death scene from Blade Runner.
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# ? May 25, 2016 10:51 |
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I take Navy showers sometimes if I feel like self-flagellating but just can't work up the energy
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# ? May 25, 2016 10:54 |
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Wet my rear end in a top hat and then break out the shaving cream to go to work
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# ? May 28, 2016 16:26 |
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Toilet brush lodged scrubbing-end first as deep in my colon as I can stand. Scalding hot water from shower head on my balls. Dove Daily Moisture as lube, nothing else. Badly photoshopped image of Miley Cyrus in a Nazi uniform, laminated for waterproofing. Slap my balls as hard as I can when I cum to punish myself for impure thoughts.
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# ? May 28, 2016 20:04 |
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As a percentage of total shower time, how much of my shower should be spent cleaning the cock and balls?
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# ? May 28, 2016 22:36 |
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oldpainless posted:Temp slightly less than super hot. 1 curtain outside the tub and 1 on the inside. Body wash for hair body and face and also use it to shave which I do at the end of my shower. I don't understand the point of shower curtains on the outside of the shower. Young Cato posted:Thanks for asking. You need to up your game son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElJtkhUe5E
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# ? May 29, 2016 00:22 |
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Morning shower: Water as cold as you can get 5 minutes Music: fast and loud Lights: bright, cold, and merciless Shampoo, rinse hair, conditioner, body wash, rinse body, brush teeth, rinse hair Evening/weekend/holiday shower: 40°C water, as much as possible. Dim/no light. 30-60 minutes. Music: no gently caress you, it's quiet time Washing: whatever fancy poo poo someone's given you and/or that has glitter in it, because why the gently caress not
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# ? May 29, 2016 00:44 |
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Stex T posted:As a percentage of total shower time, how much of my shower should be spent cleaning the cock and balls? 60% of the total shower time on cock, 40% balls.
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# ? May 29, 2016 02:16 |
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Enfys posted:I don't understand the point of shower curtains on the outside of the shower. I use one because I'm not a loving peasant.
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# ? May 29, 2016 04:51 |
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Stex T posted:As a percentage of total shower time, how much of my shower should be spent cleaning the cock and balls? 98%
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# ? May 29, 2016 05:40 |
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just add water
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# ? May 31, 2016 07:51 |
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I cover my body in sand and lay motionless until the tiny crabs within emerge and eat the soft portions of my body.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 03:12 |
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I start brushing when I turn on the hot water and finish brushing just in time to feel the water switch from lukewarm to right on. After that I just sit down on the drain and cry. It takes about 5 minutes before the water and tears threaten to overflow out onto the floor, so I know that it is time to get up and get clean. Head & pits first. Then I finish with my dick and butt. Balls too.
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Young Cato posted:Thanks for asking. You really, REALLY shouldn't cover yourself in antibacterial soap. Under a microscope your flesh is probably a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 12:33 |
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One word: tar shampoo.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 13:26 |
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I never really got why one would use a wash cloth.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 13:28 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:One word: tar shampoo. What is with you and this
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 14:14 |
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Cosima posted:What is with you and this No dandruff and great smell.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 14:24 |
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self care
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 14:29 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:One word: tar shampoo. My man.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 15:03 |
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Tar soap, it is glorious.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 17:26 |
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Tar soap is good.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:07 |
I never understood masterbating in the shower until I stayed in a hotel with really soft water. Slick water is okay but I prefer to feel like I can get all the soap off my skin and out of my hair
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:25 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:One word: tar shampoo. That's two words, but otherwise yeah, tar products erryday.
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 00:00 |
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if you don't pee on your feet so you can stick to the sides of the shower, lemur-like, and shower upside down, WHAT IS THE POINT I ASK YOU
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:30 |
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tribbledirigible posted:That's two words, but otherwise yeah, tar products erryday. Well it's one word where I come from.
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:34 |
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bringmyfishback posted:if you don't pee on your feet so you can stick to the sides of the shower, lemur-like, and shower upside down, WHAT IS THE POINT I ASK YOU From JCVD's very own book of secrets.
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:13 |
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Actual protip: Smoke some and then shower in a shower with really high water pressure, and with some dope tunes bumping. It's fukken glorious.
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