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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Don't worry, she'll CHANGE. She'd do that FOR ME.

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Khorne
May 1, 2002
This woman sounds like a real jerk.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Khorne posted:

This woman sounds like a real jerk.

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
She is within 25 km on my tinder.

Whats a good opening line?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think op is making this poo poo up because he wants her all to himself. :colbert:

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
have her and LadyAmbien ever been seen in the same room at the same time??????? just asking questions here folks

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

the great deceiver posted:

have her and LadyAmbien ever been seen in the same room at the same time??????? just asking questions here folks

sounds like some 'marked card' bs to me

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Orkin Mang posted:

sounds like some 'marked card' bs to me

thats basically what it is...im feeding a "barium meal" to gbs...just seeing what comes out. i think weve got a mole

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.
This is definitely a viral ad campaign for the new mike myers film about marrying murders. He will be ok but the film will not.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
there's nothing sexier than 6 inch labiae

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

She's lived.

If gonna kill me anyway I'm doing a Cleveland steamer

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Clicked expecting Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

OP is just another woman who tears other women down to look good in front of men. :rolleyes:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SirEvelynTremble posted:

there's nothing sexier than 6 inch labiae


Aaaahhh, the black widow is coming from inside the thread!

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.
jacquieline mackie paisley passey lookin' real old

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

canada: determines a murderer has a high risk of re-offending, lets her out of prison anyway.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Warren Zevon posted:

She is within 25 km on my tinder.

Whats a good opening line?

"Hi, I'm rich and lonely and Canadian and I p much just eat whatever is in my hands at any given moment without checking it for drugs"

which is a p good opening line in general come to think of it

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Warren Zevon posted:

She is within 25 km on my tinder.

Whats a good opening line?

I bet she'd be wild in bed. Pump and dump, my goon brother. Just don't get attached.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
What's her number? I'd love to legitimately tell people I have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
What country do Canadians use for fake girlfriends?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Redmanred posted:

What country do Canadians use for fake girlfriends?

quebec

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
And she just got busted for trying to go online at the library.

Well my weekend plans just fell through.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Vargs posted:

I don't understand why this woman only spent 2 years in jail for drugging her husband and then deliberately murdering him with her car. if f I want to kill old men I guess I should go to canada??

also I could take on at least five old ladies in a fight so bring it on, grandma

canada lets serial killers out, tehy don't have much going on so they take their excitement (Being murdered and dismembered) where they can find it

www
Aug 4, 2010

this is y you cannot trust womnen, give them an inch and they take a mile

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Ha. No way she could kill me. She doesn't look very fast at all.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RedMage129 posted:

Ha. No way she could kill me. She doesn't look very fast at all.

She doesn't need to be fast, she'll put drugs in your ice cream. No man can resist ice cream for long.

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Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Roofies and Cream flavored ice cream sounds p good

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