Can anybody tell me what these weird toys are.

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Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

PBS Newshour posted:

i think these are like amiibos but they house human souls and to read em you put them on a pentagram

Yep I was thinking that.

Or pencil toppers. But the holes are too small for that so yep Soul receptacles I reckon.

Here they are looking for unwary souls.

I did not put them there.

Rondette fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Mar 22, 2016

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

and they lived happily ever after

The End

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Rondette posted:

Or pencil toppers. But the holes are too small for that

Asian penis toppers

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

what are their names

# ? Mar 22, 2016 18:07

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

blinko bloppo toppo pinko greenie stinky and melty

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Navin Johnson: Mar 1, 2016

Svdl posted:

why?

This

# ? Mar 22, 2016 19:43

Verily I Shat: May 24, 2015; by Smythe

they are Kobitodzukan こびとづかん.

http://kobitos.com/en/

I want Plat, thanks.

Verily I Shat fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 22, 2016

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Verily I Shat posted:

they are Kobitodzukan こびとづかん.

http://kobitos.com/en/

I want Plat, thanks.

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

This still doesn't explain anything.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 20:43

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

hmmm

# ? Mar 22, 2016 20:46

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Verily I Shat posted:

they are Kobitodzukan こびとづかん.

http://kobitos.com/en/

I want Plat, thanks.

Most horrifying art style ever for a children's book. If my kid is bad, I know what's going into the Christmas stocking instead of coal.

Kobitos.com posted:

About Kobitos

Have you ever been playing outside and suddenly heard something rustling in the grass, or maybe noticed leaves jostling unexpectedly? Ever get the feeling there might be something out there? It could very well be a Kobitos. The fields and meadows that we pass everyday aren't just home to insects and animals. Kobitos live there too.

What are "tendrils"?

All Kobitos have a tendril coming from the top of their head. Kobitos use their tendrils to breath, smell, and eat. There's still lots we don't know about the purpose of these tendrils.

Thank you. Now I will never sleep again. Now that I think of it, giving a child something that will cause loss of sleep isn't really a great idea, no matter how naughty they've been. I'm keeping Kobitos far, far away.

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