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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Toilet Mouth posted:

So is the weird part that someone would vote for Cruz but not for Trump, or just that anyone would vote for Cruz under any circumstance? I think Cruz is a massive tool, but the choices are what they are. Jeb! probably would have been my first choice.


GIVE ME JEB OR GIVE ME THEOCRATIC RULE

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Homestar Runner posted:

so wait


Ted Cruz > Trump

everybody > Bernie

Hillary > Trump

but therefore Cruz > everybody


???


da gently caress kinda political ideology is that lmao :psyduck:

if you choose cruz over trump you are a retard yes vote for the insane tea party guy with a messiah complex you loving idiot

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hillary has already been president for 2 terms she can't run again morans.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Waaaah the candidate slightly more centrist than the one I want got nominated, I'll refuse to vote in the general election and allow literal fascism to happen.

- Berniebros

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

exit polls show that there's a lot of dissatisfaction with Dump even in the GOP primaries so probably more than one would think

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Toilet Mouth posted:

So is the weird part that someone would vote for Cruz but not for Trump, or just that anyone would vote for Cruz under any circumstance? I think Cruz is a massive tool, but the choices are what they are.

It's hard to even put this into words; my brain keeps stalling out at the steps between candidates. I'm not sure what motivation makes Trump worse than Hillary but better than Bernie, while simultaneously making Cruz better than them all. And putting Kasich on top of even Cruz is extra astounding to me, but that's probably mostly cuz I'm from Ohio.

e: Oh, the Jeb first choice got ninja'd in while I replied. Goddamn :psyduck:

Phobic Nest fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Mar 25, 2016

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Darkman Fanpage posted:

if you choose cruz over trump you are a retard yes vote for the insane tea party guy with a messiah complex you loving idiot

Even if it means voting for someone worse, I'm not going to let Trump treat me like I'm a moron and play an unflattering stereotype that lends credence to all the criticisms of voters like me. I'd rather vote for a genuine idiot than a disingenuous one.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Toilet Mouth posted:

Kasich (lol)
Cruz
Hillary
nuclear holocaust
Trump
Bernie

Is it gently caress you got mine or hatred of mexicans that makes you prefer trump to bernie?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its funny how these idiots are our choices, but cruz is deeply insane and damaged. look at this guy. are you serious? lol at anyone who thinks this is real. you do remember that this is the republican primary and not the general election, right?? lol. they did this to themselves. this is the nuclear bomb. this is the change everyone wanted.

hillary clinton? have you heard her at all? lol

gently caress IT

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Toilet Mouth posted:

I'm not going to let Trump treat me like I'm a moron and play an unflattering stereotype that lends credence to all the criticisms of voters like me, even if it means voting for someone worse.

Cruz literally thinks he is the second coming of jesus christ and wants to make you go to church on sundays instead of staying in bed and drinking mixed drinks until 11 in the morning.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Elman posted:

Is it gently caress you got mine or hatred of mexicans that makes you prefer trump to bernie?

He's a literal socialist.

cool tree bro posted:

Cruz literally thinks he is the second coming of jesus christ and wants to make you go to church on sundays instead of staying in bed and drinking mixed drinks until 11 in the morning.

I go to church on Sundays anyway, so it's cool

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Toilet Mouth posted:

He's a literal socialist.


I go to church on Sundays anyway, so it's cool

So you're voting for Cruz because your pastor said to?

Also if you're a Baptist you are literally a heretic and going to hell.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Toilet Mouth posted:

He's a literal socialist.

And trump's a literal fascist yes but that doesn't answer my question :confused:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

cool tree bro posted:

Also if you're a Baptist you are literally a heretic and going to hell.
they're already doing a great job of making the south hell on earth so they'll feel right at home

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Elman posted:

And trump's a literal fascist yes but that doesn't answer my question :confused:

My dislike for Bernie's supporters outweights my concern for the poor.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Toilet Mouth posted:

My dislike for Bernie's supporters outweights my concern for the poor.
his supporters can be annoying and dumb but at least they're not honest-to-god neo-nazis

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
So...

Jeb!
Kasich
Cruz
Hillary
nuclear holocaust
Trump
Bernie

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Y-Hat posted:

his supporters can be annoying and dumb but at least they're not honest-to-god neo-nazis

I prefer the elderly bigoted crowd myself.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Y-Hat posted:

his supporters can be annoying and dumb but at least they're not honest-to-god neo-nazis

Hey, there's a 90% chance I'm going to vote for Hillary, what more do you want from me?

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Toilet Mouth posted:

I go to church on Sundays anyway, so it's cool

Toilet Mouth posted:

My dislike for Bernie's supporters outweights my concern for the poor.


1) hates socialists ✔️
2) not fussed bout poors ✔️
3) ... goes to church on Sundays ? ✔️
4) apparently not aware that Jesus was a socialist who liked poors ✔️


da gently caress you goin to church for

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Homestar Runner posted:

1) hates socialists ✔️
2) not fussed bout poors ✔️
3) ... goes to church on Sundays ? ✔️
4) apparently not aware that Jesus was a socialist who liked poors ✔️


da gently caress you goin to church for

The babes

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Also, what the gently caress state do you live in where you think this strategy will have even one vote's worth of impact?


Edit I don't mean like "state of confusion" that is already very clear, I mean, the geographic area that is won as a unit for either a Republican or Democrat presidential candidate

Tujague fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Mar 25, 2016

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Toilet Mouth posted:

Hey, there's a 90% chance I'm going to vote for Hillary, what more do you want from me?
barring the FBI arresting her for email poo poo, she's almost certainly getting the dem nomination, so nothing i guess? carry on

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Homestar Runner posted:

1) hates socialists ✔️
2) not fussed bout poors ✔️
3) ... goes to church on Sundays ? ✔️
4) apparently not aware that Jesus was a socialist who liked poors ✔️


da gently caress you goin to church for

First Trump sign I saw on a lawn was next to a sign advertising a church.

Got me envisioning "Jesus would vote for Trump" bumper stickers; they'd probably make a lotta people's heads explode while selling unironically to lots of others.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

evilpicard posted:

Waaaah the candidate slightly more centrist than the one I want got nominated, I'll refuse to vote in the general election and allow literal fascism to happen.

- Berniebros

We apparently live in different realities. She's not "slightly" more centrist than bern. Hell she barely qualifies as liberal and only inches in because the rest of the country is as far right as Mussolini atm. I don't hate Hillary but a vote for her is a vote for establishment status quo crony capitalism

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx


This needs to be played before the first Clinton v Trump debate.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I have a pole you might be interested in.

what is his name?

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I am voting for Trump because I'm a god drat toilet person

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Toilet Mouth posted:


nuclear holocaust


Did not realize he was running. How did I miss this? The best of all possible candidates. Finally it is clear! Also I'm voting Stillson for senator.

housefly
Sep 11, 2001

Nathilus posted:

We apparently live in different realities. She's not "slightly" more centrist than bern. Hell she barely qualifies as liberal and only inches in because the rest of the country is as far right as Mussolini atm. I don't hate Hillary but a vote for her is a vote for establishment status quo crony capitalism

Yes because the entire concept of a woman president is very status quo.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Hillary will win, regdate 2016 poster GRILLARY CLINTON

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

housefly posted:

Yes because the entire concept of a woman president is very status quo.

Her gender isn't an element of her political ideology, idiot

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

housefly posted:

Yes because the entire concept of a woman president is very status quo.

when Elizabeth May runs i'll vote for her

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
if somehow the choice came down to donald trump vs ted crump id vote trump 100%

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
what happens if it turns out that Cruz has just been slaying hot pussy all over the country for the duration of the campaign, does that help or hurt him?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

City of Tampa posted:

what happens if it turns out that Cruz has just been slaying hot pussy all over the country for the duration of the campaign, does that help or hurt him?

It helps him with me because I don't want to be a hypocrite about the Clinton (Bill) era of poon hunting.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Rutibex posted:

when Elizabeth May runs i'll vote for her

she's inferior to elizabeth warren in the vintage milf department imo

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

The White Dragon posted:

she's inferior to elizabeth warren in the vintage milf department imo

:doh:
i meant warren, i got my left wing elizabeth politicians mixed up

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Toilet Mouth posted:

So is the weird part that someone would vote for Cruz but not for Trump, or just that anyone would vote for Cruz under any circumstance? I think Cruz is a massive tool, but the choices are what they are. Jeb! probably would have been my first choice.

ahahahahahahahahaha


cvcklyfe goonlord

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

City of Tampa posted:

what happens if it turns out that Cruz has just been slaying hot pussy all over the country for the duration of the campaign, does that help or hurt him?

drat

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