big shags posted:

Guy deserves a break. I too have sexed a bunch of white ladies, want to make a big deal of that as well goons?

Didn't think so.

ElGroucho posted:

The most surprising thing about this is the lack of BDSM leather, cabana boys, and fecal matter

Cruz looks like the type

quote:

Behaviorally, when the facts are the ally of an individual, he or she almost always tends to focus on the facts of the matter at hand. In this case, if the key fact was that he had not had these affairs, Cruz would almost certainly have been much more strongly focused on the denial. That is, he very likely would have made a point of explicitly stating something along the lines of, “I did not have these affairs.”

Yet at no point in either statement did Cruz say that. He implied it by saying the allegations are false, and that they’re lies, but behaviorally, such statements are not equivalent to saying he never had the affairs. Even if we were to overlook that fact and consider his statements to be a denial, there is an overwhelmingly higher proportion of attack behavior compared to the effort expended at denial. This type of lopsided attack-to-denial ratio is very consistent with what we have historically seen with deceptive people when allegations are levied against them.

the great deceiver posted:

imagine ted cruz's moist balls rhythmically slapping back and forth

Ivor Biggun posted:

Ted seems like the sort of guy that would tongue your rear end in a top hat though. Probably wouldn't ask you to wash it first.

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

The first one was literally on the cover of (i think) the same issue that has a Ted Cruz banner across the top.


The second was, as indicated by the brackets, my own words hyperbolizing the crazy poo poo they spew. So, let's look at crazy poo poo the enquirer has said, without going too far down the rabbit hole.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ellen-cloning-herself/
Accusing someone of what is basically a crime (cloning research is strictly controlled and I think it's illegal to clone people at this point.)


Japan attacks with weather weapon, aliens in a toilet, bionic tits, I don't even know how else to describe this.

I give up. If you trust the enquirer, more power to you. Is it true? Maybe.

Something something monkeys, something something typewriters.

The Brown Menace posted:

Toadvine posted:

look at the women willing to sleep with Ted Cruz, now imagine the caliber of men and women throwing themselves at Barack Obama

DOOP posted:

Ted Cruz has more sex than me

I need to rethink my life

Ivor Biggun posted:

Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.

Kallev posted:

Ted would definitely not ask you to wash, because a tongue in the rear end after a nice Mexican dinner is how his people say "romantic surprise".
Do you think Teds pale, goblinoid eyes glow slightly in the dark? He just looks like thousands of years of adapting to a low-light environment.

etalian posted:

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/behavior-experts-ted-cruz-appears-deceptive-in-response-to-sex-scandal/

CombineThresher posted:

Someone asked for something like this a few pages back.

Darth123123 posted:

It's hard to take a law newz site seriously.

Mariana Horchata posted:

so i might have made love to Ted Cruz somebody giv me the # to Wolf Blitzer's Situation Room

CharlestonJew posted:

that was me, sorry

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

JediTalentAgent posted:

Even Londo Mollari had several women on the side, and the two look sort of similar.

Alan Smithee posted:

Cruz looked like a lovely computer science major in college and now he looks like a pastor who tells really bad jokes

He's like my posting incarnate

Darkman Fanpage posted:

he is a pastor that tells lovely jokes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lq1Cb4WshFM

8-Bit Scholar posted:

how do these people get elected