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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
I read on credible news site 9gag that some russian dude called an artillery strike on himself cause he was surrounded. That's pretty metal.

edit: also this dumb poo poo caused me to try to explain to my gf what Spetsnaz is which lead me to showing her the deadliest warrior episode they feature in. We ended up watching deadliest warrior zombies Vs vampires and now she thinks I'm a rear end in a top hat. Thanks a lot ISIS

how me a frog fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Mar 28, 2016

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Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
tbh that's how i'd like to die

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


how me a frog posted:

I read on credible news site 9gag that some russian dude called an artillery strike on himself cause he was surrounded. That's pretty metal.

it's real and it was an airstrike

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

The Brown Menace posted:

it's real and it was an airstrike

couln't even get an artillery strike. Such is life...

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

The Brown Menace posted:

it's real and it was an airstrike

It wasn't an airstrike, they just shot down a civilian plane over him.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

City of Tampa posted:

Hillary is going to do her best to destroy Syria's government and destabilize that country

Destabilise Syria? Would anyone notice?

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Stoatbringer posted:

Destabilise Syria? Would anyone notice?

I dunno, would anybody notice if ISIS got stronger and better supplied? Because that's what would happen if Assad and Russia were to stop fighting against them.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Darth123123 posted:

Can I visit the ruins now?

are you talking about the ancient ones or the rest of the country?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


City of Tampa posted:

I dunno, would anybody notice if ISIS got stronger and better supplied? Because that's what would happen if Assad and Russia were to stop fighting against them.

europe would notice, and you probably would too on your facebook feed and trending twitter hashtags

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

The Brown Menace posted:

europe would notice, and you probably would too on your facebook feed and trending twitter hashtags

yeah it kinda sucks because that would be fun to watch, but I guess it's better for mankind for ISIS to be defeated by local Muslim forces.

also, secular governments in the middle east like Syria should be encouraged and supported by the west since whatever replaces Assad will 100% definitely be worse for everyone involved

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Can you even really break ruins, I mean come on, lol.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
p sure Assad has killed way more people than ISIS.

we should just release nanobots that melt anyone in the country who touches a gun

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


ghetto wormhole posted:

p sure Assad has killed way more people than ISIS.

p sure that makes him better than ISIS, considering the region he's in

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

blowfish posted:

and extremists hate her because shes a former muslim who does porn

Doesn't she have a tattoo of a Christian militia emblem?

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

She's a Lebanese Christian with horrible fake tits

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

ghetto wormhole posted:

Doesn't she have a tattoo of a Christian militia emblem?

Doe's she? I'm in a cafe right now I can't check.

I met a lebanon man today. I said ah yes, Mia Khalifa! He was not enthused.

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Lebanese girls hot imho

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
ISIS left mines around the historical sites that they didn't destroy. Way to go assholes. :bravo:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
ISIS is a lot like the playing against Yuri in Red Alert2: Yuri's Revenge. They just pick and jab with their weak rear end units and rely on mind control to keep their units deployed. They even have their Brute unit:

Estranged On The Range
Oct 18, 2015

VikingSkull posted:

there's like 18 armies in Syria, it's like a fuckin Total War game





"Win the game having declared war on every faction the turn you encountered them, as well as never negotiating a peace treaty." ISIS going for that achivement. Should have picked a better faction I think

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

ghetto wormhole posted:

p sure Assad has killed way more people than ISIS.


so has America, kinda makes you think

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Unshaved Moose posted:

"Win the game having declared war on every faction the turn you encountered them, as well as never negotiating a peace treaty." ISIS going for that achivement. Should have picked a better faction I think

There is a faction like that in Endless space, including the facette of every world they inhabit irrevocably turning to poo poo.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

subhuman filth posted:

She's a Lebanese Christian with horrible fake tits

yeah the painful looking rock-hard tittays are kind of a bummer, it would have been so much better if she had gone with a more natural looking set of bolt-ons

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

I am not a book posted:

Ugh forget military aid someone said a goddamn camera crew over there to teach them how to focus a gopro

No-one corrected you so I will. You don't focus a go pro but you can set video modes. They prob chose a small video setting so they could film longer.

Unless you meant focus as in pointing in the right direction because yea lol what are they even doing

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

City of Tampa posted:

yeah the painful looking rock-hard tittays are kind of a bummer, it would have been so much better if she had gone with a more natural looking set of bolt-ons

Truth.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Mein Eyes! posted:

piiiiiiiiISISss
(the heat from the bombs is) So hot!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Is thos the mia kalifa thread

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Zzulu posted:

We're gonna liberate this city

*shells the entire city and fires indiscriminately into it*


civilians dead, so what

this how war works moron

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I worked in a lebanes3 area and i can cofrim lebanese girls are hot as gently caress but they are all married and pregnant by 19

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
lebanese are also insane and love drugs my uncle was lebanese and dealed coke and then died of a coke overdose dont sniff your own supply

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Darkman Fanpage posted:

lebanese are also insane and love drugs my uncle was lebanese and dealed coke and then died of a coke overdose dont sniff your own supply

Confirmed. Lebbos love coke. Id have boys at work who made like $500 a week but somehow were snorting $2000 of coke a week

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

VikingSkull posted:

there's like 18 armies in Syria, it's like a fuckin Total War game





#itsherturn

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i miss uncle chuckie :(

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
I'm a big fan of team Assad.

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World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
except islamic state is definitely if not friendly then 'it's complicated' with the sunni kingdoms and turkey. just follow the money

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