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Why do smaller bags of potato chips taste way better than large bags? I can't be the only one who has noticed this.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:10
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Because it allows you to delude yourself into thinking your not a fat piece of poo poo
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Mar 29, 2016 01:12
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Chip manufacturers are only allowed to put so much flavor in each bag, but due to a loophole in the Chip Fairness Act of 1865 the size of "1 bag of chips" was never defined. Therefore chip manufacturers are able to concentrate more flavor into the smaller bags. Legislation has been put forth to change the law to a specific amount of flavor per serving instead but obviously the chip lobby is fighting it.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:15
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It's like how a dealer gives you a sample of his primo and it gets you hooked there is a single serve chip machine that blasts flavor crystals deep into the chip, tricking your brain and making you crave chips.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:19
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One time I got a 1.5oz or whatever bag of Ruffles cheddar + sour cream and at the bottom was a nickel-sized chunk of flavor powder, smooshed together in a fat ball. Almost too much of a good thing but Still considered one of the best days of my life.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:23
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The paradoxes inherent to the structure of human desire
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Mar 29, 2016 01:35
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It's the flakes of cocaine they put on the chips.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:37
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somene in grade 6 told me the monkeys piss in lays and would offer you some lays and laugh if you ate the chip because a monkey pissed in the lays
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Mar 29, 2016 01:41
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The best chips are the big ones that are so big that you have to break them in half to fit in your mouth. You are wrong, op.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:44
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you eat pieces of poo poo for breakfast?
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Mar 29, 2016 02:09
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dad gay. so what posted:you eat pieces of poo poo for breakfast? its a cycle, poop in, poop out, poop in, etc, you get the idea
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Mar 29, 2016 02:19
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satanic splash-back posted:its a cycle, poop in, poop out, poop in, etc, you get the idea i do get the idea. thank you.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:21
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The good poo poo always settles to the bottom and the small bags are all bottom.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:22
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because your chips begin to oxidate the minute you open the bag. so if it's a small bag you can just shove the whole thing in your mouth before it loses that new chip
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Mar 29, 2016 02:55
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I am The Fury posted:Chip manufacturers are only allowed to put so much flavor in each bag, but due to a loophole in the Chip Fairness Act of 1865 the size of "1 bag of chips" was never defined. Therefore chip manufacturers are able to concentrate more flavor into the smaller bags. Legislation has been put forth to change the law to a specific amount of flavor per serving instead but obviously the chip lobby is fighting it.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:59
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Hand crafted in small batches. Artisan chips.
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Mar 29, 2016 03:41
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The conveyor belt operator can rub his dick all over every chip in the tiny bag, but his member cannot reach every morsel in larger bags. That taste you enjoy so much is actually just a bunch of dick grease.
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Mar 29, 2016 04:36
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Because of nitrogen gas
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Mar 29, 2016 04:44
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Eli5
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Mar 29, 2016 05:53
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Every Sunday morning, I pour half a cup of warm lavender oil into my colon. For the whole week after, my farts smell like a Bed Bath & Beyond.
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Mar 29, 2016 06:01
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Zorodius posted:Every Sunday morning, I pour half a cup of warm lavender oil into my colon. For the whole week after, my farts smell like a Bed Bath & Beyond. lol if your shits + farts dont smell like that anyways... what the gently caress kind of diet you on?
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Mar 29, 2016 08:18
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Airborne Viking posted:because your chips begin to oxidate the minute you open the bag. so if it's a small bag you can just shove the whole thing in your mouth before it loses that new chip this is the real answer. oxidization. now everyone else please shut the gently caress up and close this terrible thread and then ban op
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Mar 29, 2016 08:56
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I agree, sometimes I buy the family size bag of chips and the flavor is terrible. So I stick with the smaller personal sized bag of chips.
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Mar 29, 2016 09:03
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I agree, sometimes I buy the family size bag of chips and the flavor is terrible. So I stick with the smaller personal sized bag of chips. eat the whole family sized bag in one sitting, alone
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Mar 29, 2016 09:19
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it's the same reason smaller bags of weed cost more: bullshit
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Mar 29, 2016 12:06
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they dont youre having a stroke
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