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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

The Glumslinger posted:

Oh my god, I want this so badly

Same

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Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

Toxxupation posted:

So wait I think I got a list of records and firsts.

Highest home w/l record ever

Spurs did this.

Sorry 'bout your poo poo season.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

kobe took more shots than a police officer at an unarmed black suspect

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Rick Fox says he thinks maybe Kobe will do TNT but he's already producing movies and has some acting lined up and will probably ultimately land in directing.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Spacebump posted:

Add Kobe to the TNT crew so whenever Shaq shits on Chuck for no rings, Kobe can poo poo on Shaq for less rings.

Shaq carried Kobe to three of them :colbert:

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

OctoberBlues posted:

They didn't even have the best home w/l record this season! :)

Wrap it up golden state wailures

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Go Lakers.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Toxxupation posted:

Longest home winning streak (counting last season)

#OneStreakOneSeason

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Although Herzog doesn't think Kobe is obsessive or tyrannical enough to be a good director.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Rick posted:

Rick Fox says he thinks maybe Kobe will do TNT but he's already producing movies and has some acting lined up and will probably ultimately land in directing.

lol kobe is a wooden loving statue and has no personality and the only interesting thing about him is now gone

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Rick posted:

Rick Fox says he thinks maybe Kobe will do TNT but he's already producing movies and has some acting lined up and will probably ultimately land in directing.

Very much looking forward to syfy's premier of giant black mamba

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho
https://twitter.com/TeamLou23/status/720480576466194432

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...

Rick posted:

Rick Fox says he thinks maybe Kobe will do TNT but he's already producing movies and has some acting lined up and will probably ultimately land in directing.

He's going to just become JK Simmons' character in Whiplash in real life.

Or he'll remake Whiplash every year until he dies.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol kobe is a wooden loving statue and has no personality and the only interesting thing about him is now gone

I think the past few years he's been more interesting but that also doesn't mean it translates to good acting.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Rick posted:

I think the past few years he's been more interesting but that also doesn't mean it translates to good acting.

I think a lot of the stuff he is planning to work on with this stuff is directing and producing, and less acting

wedgie deliverer
Oct 2, 2010

Quest For Glory II posted:

kobe took more shots than a police officer at an unarmed black suspect

I lol'ed

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


That's nice of the Lakers to give Kobe that table so people can't see his wheelchair and mountain of ice

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol: Kobe is just answering the questions fluently in spanish

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Kobe sounding like Rainman out there

"gotta get a routine, yeah, need a routine"

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




I wanna see Kobe in a Telenovela.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Kobe has a captive audience and is making them laugh at his jokes

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005

Toxxupation posted:

So wait I think I got a list of records and firsts.

GSW:
Broke wins record
Highest home w/l record ever
Highest away w/l record ever
First team to never lose two games in a row all season
First team to never lose more than once to any team all season
Longest home winning streak (counting last season)
First to 300/400 threes (on Curry)

First team to have both Won as an 8 seed and lost to an 8 seed

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Intruder posted:

Who was that poster who was out with his gf and ran into Turiaf and Smush and Turiaf ran interference on him while Smush hosed his gf

I'm still waiting for an answer/more details

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Metapod posted:

I'm still waiting for an answer/more details

Who was the guy posted that crazy thing about playing D&D, getting a BJ, and kobe hitting a game winner at the same time?

That was the best story

EDIT: Wait, the best was the guy who dunked on all of the crippled kids

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Metapod posted:

I'm still waiting for an answer/more details

I mean that's literally everything I remember about it

Aside from someone replying "Smush smashed"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Kobe outscored the Jazz in the 4th quarter, 23-21.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I knew that Kobe could speak Italian, but Spanish? This man might just go around the world just to speak new languages

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So Kobe is just gonna be cold calling other players, nitpicking their game, right?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Intruder posted:

I mean that's literally everything I remember about it

Aside from someone replying "Smush smashed"

savage

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

anne frank fanfic posted:

First team to have both Won as an 8 seed and lost to an 8 seed

never change

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...

The Glumslinger posted:

So Kobe is just gonna be cold calling other players, nitpicking their game, right?

hiss.....your poo poo's weak when you turn over your left shoulder son....mamba out

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

The Glumslinger posted:



EDIT: Wait, the best was the guy who dunked on all of the crippled kids

was he related to this guy?

BlackJosh
Sep 25, 2007

The Glumslinger posted:


EDIT: Wait, the best was the guy who dunked on all of the crippled kids

I'm pretty sure that was Rick and yes it is the best story

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


BlackJosh posted:

I'm pretty sure that was Rick and yes it is the best story

I thought rick was the guy who was dunking on some chick who wanted in his pants and he just styled all over her totally oblivious to that

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ramadu posted:

I thought rick was the guy who was dunking on some chick who wanted in his pants and he just styled all over her totally oblivious to that

Yup that's Rick

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

BlackJosh posted:

I'm pretty sure that was Rick and yes it is the best story

Is that the story with the guy who because he was put in a gym class with cripples and retarded kids that he truly felt like what it is to be an elite athlete?

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I roll hard in the paint.

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

What are you gonna do given the chance? Not style on a bunch of crippled children?


Please

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ramadu posted:

I thought rick was the guy who was dunking on some chick who wanted in his pants and he just styled all over her totally oblivious to that

The Glumslinger posted:

Who was the guy posted that crazy thing about playing D&D, getting a BJ, and kobe hitting a game winner at the same time?

That was the best story

EDIT: Wait, the best was the guy who dunked on all of the crippled kids

Hahahahahahahaha

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