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Serious post: traditionally you are supposed to give the horse a name that is a combination of its parents' names or some derivative. So like:

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Mom horse: German Weed
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This is why most racehorses have hosed up names

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TheNinjaScotsman posted:

Serious post: traditionally you are supposed to give the horse a name that is a combination of its parents' names or some derivative. So like:

This is why most racehorses have hosed up names

Yes. This is why the mare "Muscles Sue", born of "Muscles Yankee" and "Silvia Sue", shat out the proud stallion "A Boy Named Sue".

Gotta have that bloodline in the name, for some verkackte reason. Go figure.


Ninja Swift Edit Update : Nope. "Boy" still hasn't earned the price of one of his turds yet. Yay me!

autoaim.cfg fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Apr 6, 2016

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*drops mic*

"Boy" is just gonna be a sperm horse, (unless the fucker actually goes on and wins poo poo, in which case his seed's gonna be worth mad cash and people will want to carry the name), but if the other foal, "Sue's Photon", shits out a decent racer I'm gonna pitch that name so hard. So hard! Cheers!

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