im promoting a boxing match between dad gay so what and starwar betamax

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

i'll box you isaac. winner gets a keg of stella.

In the big bopper voice

Ooooh baby you know what i Like

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

I was at a nice bar and met a guy claiming to be dgsw, he was buff and confident and smelled like cedar sawdust. I was real attracted to him even though I'm nto gay.

He ordered a porterhouse and 2 pitchers of beer and I think he picked his teeth with his bootknife afterwards. Then he had sex with the girl i was trying to talk to in his (cool) car in the parking lot.

I really don't think you should box this guy betamax. For your own sake you gotta chicken out.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:39

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Tom Gorman posted:

I was at a nice bar and met a guy claiming to be dgsw, he was buff and confident and smelled like cedar sawdust. I was real attracted to him even though I'm nto gay.

He ordered a porterhouse and 2 pitchers of beer and I think he picked his teeth with his bootknife afterwards. Then he had sex with the girl i was trying to talk to in his (cool) car in the parking lot.

I really don't think you should box this guy betamax. For your own sake you gotta chicken out.

ASWB, he's all wrong for us, baby. I saw you shitpost like I never saw no man shitpost before, and the man kept coming after you. Now, we don't need that kinda man like that in our lives. I know what you're feelin'. Let it go! Let it go! You're the champ.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:44

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Tom Gorman posted:

I was at a nice bar and met a guy claiming to be dgsw, he was buff and confident and smelled like cedar sawdust. I was real attracted to him even though I'm nto gay.

He ordered a porterhouse and 2 pitchers of beer and I think he picked his teeth with his bootknife afterwards. Then he had sex with the girl i was trying to talk to in his (cool) car in the parking lot.

I really don't think you should box this guy betamax. For your own sake you gotta chicken out.

Sounds like a pretty boy.... The prettier they are, the harder the fall.

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a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

i will watch this fight

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dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

Gatekeeper posted:

let em fight via posts, not irl, don't wanna see what they actually look like
Seeing internet ppl irl is always a letdown
Like docevil at the smash mouth thing

And I kno what your thinkin
"What about goonettes?"
ESPECIALLY goonettes

starwar has done videos before and he looks just as disappointing as you'd think.

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:58

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

i think swbm got this

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:59

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

there must be a line of people around the block waiting to get a piece of dgsw

# ? Apr 3, 2016 04:01

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.