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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Love is a drug

Sex is a drug

Gayness is a drug

We are all slaves to our dopamine receptors

This is just a fact of life

:shepicide:

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Can I have some tramadol?

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

OP's demise would be a blessing!!!

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

OctoberBlues posted:

Can I have some tramadol?

No. I need them. I am an addict.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Dandywalken posted:

OP's demise would be a blessing!!!

What have I done to you?

www
Aug 4, 2010

i wish i could fall in love but i know i never will. kill me so i can move to the next life

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

www posted:

i wish i could fall in love but i know i never will. kill me so i can move to the next life

Yo, sorry to say there is no next life. Your Islamic Pastor was lying.

www
Aug 4, 2010

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Yo, sorry to say there is no next life. Your Islamic Pastor was lying.

see you in hell fucker

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

www posted:

see you in hell fucker

My hell is my struggle not some fictitious firey underworld.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I get op's tramadol when they die, true fact.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nah actually we all start out female. men are just women who got all weird during gestation.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
What if men are just manly women?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

OctoberBlues posted:

Can I have some tramadol?

You don't want the seizures bro

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Dandywalken posted:

OP's demise would be a blessing!!!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Decebal posted:

You don't want the seizures bro

I could possibly trade a large amount of poo poo drugs for a very small amount of real drugs though.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Archer666 posted:

What if men are just manly women?



ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
based on your premise as a lady anyone I gently caress makes me straight.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I wouldn't mind being a girl for a bit. Just to see how it feels when they get horny. Wanting something inside you seems like such a strange feeling to have.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

I wouldn't mind being a girl for a bit. Just to see how it feels when they get horny. Wanting something inside you seems like such a strange feeling to have.

Is it the same feeling faggots have wanting a penis in their anus?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I thought we took a poll a long time ago that established we're all gay on this forum

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

I wouldn't mind being a girl for a bit. Just to see how it feels when they get horny. Wanting something inside you seems like such a strange feeling to have.

it gets annoying/frustrating

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Decebal posted:

I wouldn't mind being a girl for a bit. Just to see how it feels when they get horny. Wanting something inside you seems like such a strange feeling to have.

I wanna be able to change my sex at will like I think maybe some kinda hosed up underwater animal can do, somebody help me out here, is it the sea cucumber

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

MiracleWhale posted:

I wanna be able to change my sex at will like I think maybe some kinda hosed up underwater animal can do, somebody help me out here, is it the sea cucumber

Clownfish

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Decebal posted:

I wouldn't mind being a girl for a bit. Just to see how it feels when they get horny. Wanting something inside you seems like such a strange feeling to have.

You do not need to be a girl to crave big, juicy cocks inside of you, friend.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Best Giraffe posted:

You do not need to be a girl to crave big, juicy cocks inside of you, friend.

Thats just sick and immoral. Dont promote your gay fantasies here.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Speaking of those destined to never be straight hows the spine

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


whoflungpoop posted:

Speaking of those destined to never be straight hows the spine

One must stand upright and firm-it makes your rear end look best.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I got some Tamadol for pain and it's the worst opiate to get high on it doesnt even work

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

whoflungpoop posted:

Speaking of those destined to never be straight hows the spine

Oh you rear end in a top hat. I can still beat you with my stick.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

AugmentedVision posted:

I got some Tamadol for pain and it's the worst opiate to get high on it doesnt even work

You gotta mix it with alcohol and tricyclic antidepressants

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Thanks gonna ask for an alcohol prescription enxt time

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Women are taught to be ashamed of their sexuality, but gay men are free to embrace it.

Check, OP :colbert:

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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Wicker Man posted:

Women are taught to be ashamed of their sexuality, but gay men are free to embrace it.

Check, OP :colbert:

But gay men are rightly persecuted and women are embraced by society.

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