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Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Zzulu posted:

If I trade a woman farm animals for sex, is it still prostitution

the loophole is to give them to her father and claim it's a dowry

might be tax-deductible too, not sure

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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Khorne posted:

The darkpriest thread was so strange because he makes some of the most conservative porn around with established, stable workers and people were acting like he was the scummiest pornman of all time.

Hmm why would a guy who has sex with porn stars and directs porn films and has sex in porn films and sex sex sexity sex all the time trigger boiling rage in certain goons.

I can't begin to speculate.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I see you are a master of the game

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Khorne posted:

Why do a bunch of you get so weird about porn and the people who participate in its creation?

It's a job like any other.

The darkpriest thread was so strange because he makes some of the most conservative porn around with established, stable workers and people were acting like he was the scummiest pornman of all time.

Because the average goon is a fat insufferable pedant whose only spark of enjoyment or contentment in life is a race down the lard lathered slope of one upping one another with how much thing a or b is terrible.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
"A job like any other."

>Literally drinks piss and has rear end in a top hat stretched to the size of a tennis ball.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

bloodysabbath posted:

"A job like any other."

>Literally drinks piss and has rear end in a top hat stretched to the size of a tennis ball.

I mean add some password unlocks and you got my job.


I think porn stars get tamer verbal abuse, though.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

bloodysabbath posted:

"A job like any other."

>Literally drinks piss and has rear end in a top hat stretched to the size of a tennis ball.

Haha retail amirite? :iamafag:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I let my coworkers facefuck me until I puke every day


It's a living!

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

I let my coworkers facefuck me until I puke every day


It's a living!

Yeah but if you masturbate to an old Playboy you're literally no better than someone who pukes on dick for money.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The people who puke on dicks are doing the world a really good favor

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Mr. Unlucky posted:

im pretty sure pornstars are morally superior to gbs posters

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
search for amber rayne fart

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Celluloid Sam posted:

The people who puke on dicks are doing the world a really good favor

This is a good post but I remain awfully jealous of that sick custom reg date friend :(

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
most people are so bad at sex they don't even get acknowledged at the end of a session

porn stars get money, applause and even win awards

do you have an award for doing the sex? no?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Captain Yossarian posted:

This is a good post but I remain awfully jealous of that sick custom reg date friend :(

Just post nonstop for weeks at a time and get your post per day over 250 and maybe lowtax will give you one too

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
@Amber_Raynexxx Will be missed. As a performer. As an authentic human being. As a friend. [bold]My heart goes to her family and her horse.[/bold]
— Ashley Fires (@AshleyFires) April 3, 2016



hopefully when I am a dead person and someone goes on to twitter to say good bye to meowbot that I have a horse they can say goodbye to

this woma had something many of us did not have, a horse

of course!

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


the only modern porno actress i care for enough to know hername is hot kinky jo and im not certain thats even her real name

srsly i like when she pounds her own rear end and u can see the dildo poking the inside of her belly(she affectionately calls this her 'alien baby')

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

im pooping! posted:

the only modern porno actress i care for enough to know hername is hot kinky jo and im not certain thats even her real name

srsly i like when she pounds her own rear end and u can see the dildo poking the inside of her belly(she affectionately calls this her 'alien baby')

She's just like you at your normal job with a 401k and health insurance except insurance for her doesn't cover rear end stuff because come on no insurer gonna take that bet.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
i think porn actresses are cool and good and if any of them want to hang out with me and maybe get up to some sexy stuff that's ok by me

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im pooping! posted:

the only modern porno actress i care for enough to know hername is hot kinky jo and im not certain thats even her real name

srsly i like when she pounds her own rear end and u can see the dildo poking the inside of her belly(she affectionately calls this her 'alien baby')

nice username post combo brah

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Pistol_Pete posted:

i think porn actresses are cool and good and if any of them want to hang out with me and maybe get up to some sexy stuff that's ok by me

same

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







where's that one goon porn actress who posts in games all the time to weight in on this

mandy morbid?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Pistol_Pete posted:

i think porn actresses are cool and good and if any of them want to hang out with me and maybe get up to some sexy stuff that's ok by me

lol just lol if you think anyone is cool or good and desire human interaction

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I looked her up last night and you can call me prude, but her stuff was a little too dirty for me

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