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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SydDRcKuM-k



I'm celebrating with cheese pierogies and whiskey- Zefram Cochrane's favorite food and drink

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The Borg queen gives Data a beejer.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Borg Queen is gross

do you think Data thinks about Tasha while he's boning the Borg Queen

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Or that scatterbrained woman he dated who never cleaned her quarters.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

criscodisco posted:

Or that scatterbrained woman he dated who never cleaned her quarters.


no

he erased that program

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
mods knew

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Steppenwolf rules.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I'm celebrating the day my penis made first contact with a butthole

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
I wish I lived in the age of warp drives and holodecks and poo poo instead of this retarded stupid crap we have now.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i got excited for a second cause i thought aliens showed up this is just some lame star trek poo poo way to ruin my whole fricken day OP!!!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

star trek my favopurite star trek is the man trap because its just like women to so something like this!

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
sometimes i pretend my dong is the enterprise spaceship and when i blow semen from it like a whale (trek movie reference :cool:) i imagine the sperms cells are lil shuttlecrafts and they're all named "the cochrane" in honor of the babe farmer

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Node posted:

I wish I lived in the age of warp drives and holodecks and poo poo instead of this retarded stupid crap we have now.

uh oculus rift? the marvel cinematic universe? youtube react vids? our world is filled with incredible wonders, friend

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im the holodeck load mopper

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Happy Birthday!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

im the holodeck load mopper

I'm pretty sure that the ship just breaks it down and turns it into materials for the replicators

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Star trek is fantasy the great filter destroys all species before they become space faring there is no hope time to wank to porn.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
We could have a colony on Mars but instead we have appliances that break faster and hard-on pills.

Happy first contact day.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



gently caress yeah we owned the poo poo outta those elf-eared poindexters and stole their ship! they didn't even have guns! what a bunch of fags! USA! USA! USA!

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I was destined to be a nerd because my birthday is First Contact day, even though the movie First Contact came out long after I was born

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

EvilJoven posted:

We could have a colony on Mars but instead we have appliances that break faster and hard-on pills.

Happy first contact day.

first we must destroy capitalism. brb gonig to watch mr robot on bluray

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