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Today Google celebrates the 1896 Olympics or as I call them the 1896 Ol' Limp Dicks cause after all that time they sure as poo poo would be. Other thoughts about Olympics: I never saw Hitler at an AFC Championship game so maybe that is simply the better sporting event. Michael Phelps ended up being an uglier human than Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner were both their respective genders which is loving insane. Has anyone considered that ice skating is a summer and winter sport cause it always happens inside anyways cause there is air conditioning in the world? Everyone remembers that Derek Redmond's dad had to help him over the finish line but how come no one remembers his dad suffering a fatal brain aneurysm seconds later? If Visa is the official payment provider of the Olympics how come I was able to pay that Sochi prostitute with a bunch of cigarette butts? Jesse Owens more like Jesse Slowens there are like a million dudes faster than him alive right now.
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Apr 6, 2016 05:34
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olympics can fondle my ballsack
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Apr 6, 2016 05:37
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I'm all about free beer. Is there anyone who doesn't like free beer?
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Apr 6, 2016 06:11
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Everyone remembers that Kerri Strug dug deep to land that final vault but no one remembers she authorized the TARP funding that bailed out AIG.
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Apr 6, 2016 06:11
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satanic splash-back posted:I'm all about free beer. Is there anyone who doesn't like free beer? My Grandfather is the Lawrence Beer you gently caress
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Apr 6, 2016 06:12
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Literally anyone can win long jump this year. They just got new tape measure at the IOC. Before yesterday they just rounded down to 15 feet cause that was the longest tape measure Ted the groundskeeper had.
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Apr 6, 2016 06:13
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Shaquin posted:My Grandfather is the Lawrence Beer you gently caress Whoa, my bad, I just like free beer
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Apr 6, 2016 06:14
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I watch the olympics. There's nothing gay about looking at athletically built men in tight fitting sports clothes competing in macho games with their tight abs and bulges and toned bu No I don't really watch the Olympics
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Apr 6, 2016 06:21
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excited for those laurel wreaths and all those tight volleyball asses also badmitten
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Apr 6, 2016 06:22
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 Bold move replacing the second g with a k.
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Apr 6, 2016 06:22
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mt olympus was actually in the mekong delta it was a different time back then
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Apr 6, 2016 06:23
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Unguided posted:
lol i thought you were kidding
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Apr 6, 2016 06:28
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Unguided posted:
hell yeah i love hitler
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Apr 6, 2016 06:30
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Apr 6, 2016 06:30
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the day i traded in the natural functions for categorical memorization in the frontal lobe for googles infinite knowledge collection database was a good day.
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Apr 6, 2016 07:04
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Unguided posted:
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Apr 6, 2016 07:23
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lol sieg search it!
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Apr 6, 2016 09:52
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Wait so what did Michael Phelps do to tarnish his legacy?
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Apr 6, 2016 11:03
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Glogle It's like they're not even trying.
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Apr 6, 2016 11:05
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GOOGTE
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Apr 6, 2016 11:27
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the olympics are freakin epic. love watching people throwing stuff and running
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Apr 6, 2016 11:31
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Applewhite posted:Wait so what did Michael Phelps do to tarnish his legacy? 
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Apr 6, 2016 11:42
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my favorite event is the fashion show
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Apr 6, 2016 13:03
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So basically nothing.
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Apr 6, 2016 13:48
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Applewhite posted:Wait so what did Michael Phelps do to tarnish his legacy? Driving like an idiot, DUI, crossing over double yellow lines. All in a tunnel under Baltimore Harbor.
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Apr 6, 2016 13:57
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gleebster posted:Driving like an idiot, DUI, crossing over double yellow lines. All in a tunnel under Baltimore Harbor. in his defense, this owns
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Apr 6, 2016 14:29
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the dota match is gonna be intense this year
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Apr 6, 2016 14:36
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Ehud posted:my favorite event is the fashion show This is some hunger games poo poo.
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Apr 6, 2016 14:39
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gleebster posted:Driving like an idiot, DUI, crossing over double yellow lines. All in a tunnel under Baltimore Harbor. you'd think he'd be used to going in a straight line underwater
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Apr 6, 2016 15:50
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that's me on the left
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Apr 6, 2016 15:55
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Hector Beerlioz posted:that's me on the left his child years later: 
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Apr 6, 2016 16:08
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Hector Beerlioz posted:that's me on the left drat the guy on the right isn't even putitng in any effort. He's all just " yeah yeah black power ...yaaay"
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Apr 6, 2016 16:11
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Applewhite posted:Glogle You loving have an 'L' to replace. It's right there, where you subbed in the 'T'. It's right there 
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Apr 6, 2016 16:21
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Applewhite posted:GOOGTE Looks more like a GoogHe or a GoogYe.
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Apr 6, 2016 19:39
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What the hell Google
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Apr 6, 2016 20:23
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googe
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Apr 6, 2016 20:51
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Is this story going somewhere?
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