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TheNightmanCum-eth posted:HA joke's on you OP. If Mozart could hear all the sweet EDM we have today, and see all the hot dance festival chicks with their tits out doing body shots of Goldschlager, he'd hang his head in shame because he never invented anything even remotely as cool If Mozart were born today he'd be the Mozart of EDM though.
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courtney killed him
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Apr 7, 2016 13:58
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ive seen every episode of dragon ball z unlike the loser in the op
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Apr 7, 2016 15:44
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I've got two and a half years to go, three and a half if you count dying like a week before my 36th birthday. Haven't written any operas, symphonies, or sonatas yet, but I wrote a song for a ska band and I figure the rest will follow eventually
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I developed a rapid-deployment networking bus in 1996 for the Marine Corps. It revolutionized the way we established networks and communications on the battlefield. Then they dropped support for Banyan Vines like two years later and everything I did was deprecated. I was king poo poo for a while though, so that felt good. Also, I recently won a March Madness pool, and Mozart sure as hell didn't do that. I'm 36.
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Apr 7, 2016 16:56
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Mozart didn't have steam - i don't think he played any video games at all
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Apr 7, 2016 17:30
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King Vidiot posted:If Mozart were born today he'd be the Mozart of EDM though. I'd love to see Mozart in Ibiza, spraying the crowd with champagne. Seriously that would be the coolest poo poo.
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Apr 7, 2016 17:31
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Phlegmish posted:Mozart didn't have steam - i don't think he played any video games at all lol, i bet mozart would die to the loving taurus demon.
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Apr 7, 2016 17:32
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ive eaten out a lot of rear end and pussies op
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Apr 7, 2016 17:34
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also sucked a lot of dicks
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Apr 7, 2016 17:35
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my accomplishment is that i still have hope that once i'm in my twenties i'll have a stable job and good friends 
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Apr 7, 2016 17:38
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absolutely nothing
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Apr 7, 2016 17:39
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Me alive, mozart dead
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Apr 7, 2016 18:02
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i smoked a million joints.
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Apr 7, 2016 18:03
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Mozart died at age 35. What have you accomplished with your life? We are all just here and we are all going to meet the same end no matter who we are. No one is obligated to do anything or improve the world. The universe doesn't care so why should any one person care as well?
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Apr 7, 2016 18:04
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...rich people who commissioned work from artists and gave them money. Mozart wrote beautiful music for his patron until he left the Archbishop’s house to marry a beautiful girl named Constanze. Later Mozart told a friend, when my wife and I were married we both burst into tears, and that shows us what a really human porson this great genius really was doesn’t it boys and girls. His wife’s name Constanze means constancy, and she was constant to her dear childlike husband all the rest of his, of his, his cheap coffin in the rain that…the um, constant yes she, she constantly spent what little money they had on luxuries and she, she was constantly pregnant and she, finally she was constantly sick so you can see why she, why Mozart burst into tears when he married her. He was always the, this little darling of the gods he’d supported his whole family since he was a child being dragged around by his father and shown off like a, like a little freak...
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Apr 7, 2016 18:49
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...three more piano concertos, two string quintets, and the three finest operas ever written, and he’s desperate, undernourished, exhausted, frantic about money while his wife runs up doctor bills and he’s pawning everything in sight just in order to work, to keep working. You think he was childish, she was twice as childish and, and oh yes this mysterious stranger dressed all in gray who Mozart thought was a messenger of death, it was really just a messenger from a crackbrain count named Walsegg who wanted some music for his dead wife. He couldn’t write a requiem so he wanted to hire Mozart to, and then pretend he’d written it himself. What else could Mozart do? He’s sick, worn out, used up, he’s only about thirty-five and he’s been supporting everybody in sight for thirty years, but he sets to work again. He’s having trouble breathing, having fainting spells, he’s emaciated, his legs and hands swell up and he finally thinks somebody is trying to poison him that’s a, a real life fairy tale all right boys and girls, now the storm. It’s December, rain and sleet howling through the night. I’m already tasting death, he says, and shivers his lips in the, in a little drum passage from his requiem…
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...they spent about four dollars for his funeral but that, that might spoil our nice fairy tale boys and girls his few friends following the cheap coffin in the rain and turning back before it ever reached the pauper’s grave nobody could ever find again is, do you know what a pauper is boys and girls? It means a very poor person and and, yes and we don’t like to think about poor people no, no let’s try to remember this little, little unspoiled genius in his happy moments when he, when he um, yes when he wrote happy letters to people, yes…
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Kuato posted:I got a nuke on MW2 on a 3 bar connection. This happened in 2010 and is literally the high point of my entire life; if I wasn't a loser who will not procreate it is something I'd tell my grandkids about (I tell my dogs about it but they're unimpressed). I actually managed three nukes during my MW2 tenure. As a result, the multiplayer of that game is my favorite gaming experience of all time. My kids were freaking out after I got my first because I ran through the house screaming "I GOT A NUKE! I GOT A NUKE!" at the top of my lungs and waving my arms wildly in the air. lol Good choice Kuato. Shows what real goon accomplishments look like. Oh and open your mind btw.
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Apr 7, 2016 18:52
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i once shot a bird wihtout even trying
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Zombie Boat posted:I'll do what Mozart never could. I'll live to 36 AND I'll never go deaf. pretty sure Mozart wasn't deaf, that was Beethoven
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Apr 7, 2016 20:17
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I haven't murdered anyone yet. It's been hard, but I'm proud of myself.
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Apr 7, 2016 20:18
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I had sex with like 20 people, pretty sure that puts me in the top 1% for most of human history.
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Apr 8, 2016 04:03
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Yeah well Mozart was probably smarter than I am so joke's on you op you dumbass
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:lol, i bet mozart would die to the loving taurus demon. bitch like you didnt
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Apr 8, 2016 13:00
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8-Bit Scholar posted:bitch like you didnt Everyone dies to the taurus demon their first time, question is, would Mozart have remembered to kick the ladder down after getting across the bridge with the dragon on it? I think not.
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Apr 8, 2016 13:05
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i'm gonna get around to writing that novel one of these days i'm pretty sure
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Apr 8, 2016 13:15
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He's an rear end in a top hat and I'm not 
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Apr 8, 2016 13:18
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Mozart died at age 35. What have you accomplished with your life? I jerked off 3 times yesterday and ate an entire pizza by myself. I bet Mozart never did THAT.
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Apr 8, 2016 14:01
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Lucky Guy posted:ive seen every episode of dragon ball z unlike the loser in the op 
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Apr 8, 2016 14:29
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i got drunk once and still could ride my bike
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Apr 8, 2016 14:39
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amityville anus posted:i got drunk once and still could ride my bike you belong in prison for dui
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Apr 8, 2016 14:40
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i have my name on a patent. thats about it 
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Mozart couldn't come up with something as genius as THIS:
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