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I can just sit here posting in the something awful dot com forums and whiz the tennis ball like 100 ft across the yard for my dog. No shoulder strain. No tennis elbow. It rules. Lmoa if you don't have a a hundred foot yard..
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when i throw a ball for a dog, i do so earnestly. loving poser.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:when i throw a ball for a dog, i do so earnestly. loving poser. Yeah. I'm sure it loves your ten foot throws. Wow! What a chase!
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Apr 8, 2016 00:23
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Sorry that was rude.
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Apr 8, 2016 00:24
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The neighborhood dogs used to love to chase balls we'd shoot out of Polish cannons, although they probably were kind of hot and tasted like ronsonol. btw to all the people of Polish descent or nationality on SA I apologize for using a derogatory term from the bad old days.
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Apr 8, 2016 00:25
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my dogs dont get how to fetch. they love to run after balls but then i have to go retrieve it. wtf is wrong w/ them
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Apr 8, 2016 00:25
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if u feed your dog nothing but tennis balls it will die
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Apr 8, 2016 00:26
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JiveHonky posted:if u feed your dog nothing but tennis balls it will die My dog only likes salmon food. Wtf is wrong with it!!
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Apr 8, 2016 00:27
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King of Bees posted:My dog only likes salmon food. Wtf is wrong with it!! defective. abort
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Apr 8, 2016 00:28
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She real shiny though
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Apr 8, 2016 00:29
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King of Bees posted:My dog only likes salmon food. Wtf is wrong with it!! Your dog is a harbor seal, I'm sorry
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Apr 8, 2016 00:57
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thathonkey posted:my dogs dont get how to fetch. they love to run after balls but then i have to go retrieve it. wtf is wrong w/ them Hello fellow retarded dog owner.
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Apr 8, 2016 01:00
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The Chuck It was cooler when it was named the Atlatl.
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Apr 8, 2016 01:04
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You guys should get dogs with retriever in the name.
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Apr 8, 2016 01:04
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Dave_Indeed posted:The Chuck It was cooler when it was named the Atlatl. Nothing new under the sun.
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thathonkey posted:my dogs dont get how to fetch. they love to run after balls but then i have to go retrieve it. wtf is wrong w/ them my dog does that sometimes when hes done, usually he'll bring it up close to me but doesn't drop it, then when i go to take it out of his mouth he runs away or around in circles dumb doggy trying to make my fat goon rear end do exercise!!! meanwhile my dog is probably thinking dumb human, trying to make my fat corgi-mutt rear end do exercise!!! I'll show him 
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Apr 8, 2016 01:05
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Xaris posted:my dog does that sometimes when hes done, usually he'll bring it up close to me but doesn't drop it, then when i go to take it out of his mouth he runs away or around in circles My dog does this but I play coy and eventually she gives up.
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Apr 8, 2016 01:07
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false, the frisbee is the superior dog invention
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Apr 8, 2016 01:11
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King of Bees posted:Nothing new under the sun. Can you use your dog atlatl to whip rocks at cyclists?
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ColoradoCleric posted:false, the frisbee is the superior dog invention My dog has zero interest in frisbees or any other dog for that matter. Which is good because I play a lot of frisbee with the kids and the dog would be annoying. She is infatuated with tennis balls.
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Apr 8, 2016 01:15
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Dave_Indeed posted:Can you use your dog atlatl to whip rocks at cyclists? I supposed I could whip it at anything.
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King of Bees posted:I supposed I could whip it at anything. Go experiment please, I can't find any youtube videos of people using this device as a weapon against cyclists.
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thathonkey posted:my dogs dont get how to fetch. they love to run after balls but then i have to go retrieve it. wtf is wrong w/ them An ex gf had a dog that was a heat seeking middle for tennis balls. It was a muscly pit mix and throwing a ball through a dog park meant watching it ignore dogs and shoulder tackle anyone in its way to catch the ball before it hit the ground, then trot back happily knocking anyone over often just as they got to their feet. It wasn't mean just single minded It wasn't a big dog just v solid and anything with a high center of gravity was going down. It didn't seem to enjoy fetch it was more I WILL FETCH THE BALL NOW, HUMAN, AND YOU WILL THROW Once I fake threw and hid it behind my back and was immediately tackled full to the ground NO HUMAN, YOU MISUNDERSTAND "Hey um, is that your dog? He keeps bumping into the other dogs a lot-" "Yeah! Hey sorry he's just really into fetch, let me get out of your way haha he's friendly though see? Here he comes-" HUMAN, I HAVE RETURNED BALL, YOU WILL THROW NOW, WITH YOUR HAND "Thanks yeah, he's a good looking dog-" HUMAN, YOU WILL IGNORE THIS LESSER BEING AND THROW BALL NOW FOR I HAVE NOT THUMBS
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naem posted:An ex gf had a dog that was a heat seeking middle for tennis balls. It was a muscly pit mix and throwing a ball through a dog park meant watching it ignore dogs and shoulder tackle anyone in its way to catch the ball before it hit the ground, then trot back happily knocking anyone over often just as they got to their feet. It wasn't mean just single minded Pitbulls are poo poo dogs that murder children. Rednecks think it's bad owners, but they were bred to be pieces of poo poo so it comes naturally.
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HUMAN THE RITUAL OF FETCH IS NOW COMPLETE THE ANCIENT ONES COMPEL US TO RETURN TO THE APARTMENT OF MY MISTRESS WHERE I WILL LOUDLY LICK MY OWN ANUS AS YOU ATTEMPT TO WATCH ADVENTURE TIME
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Chuck this op *shows off my anus*
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Celluloid Sam posted:Chuck this op *shows off my anus* Rude .... Butt intrigued.
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I have a muscular retarded dogmonster, whenever I throw something she watches it land and then turns around and tackles me.
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Apr 8, 2016 21:47
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congrats on the shiny dog, OP
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Apr 8, 2016 22:36
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My cat fetches his ball. He is a real sweet baby and I am thinking about giving him some cat nip when I get home 
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Apr 8, 2016 22:45
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you have some serious issues if you can't throw a ball 100 ft without hurting your shoulder are you 90 years old or did you ruin your arm j/oing too much or what
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also it doesn't sound like it was "invented for dogs" sounds like it was invented for humans who can't throw balls
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King of Bees posted:Yeah. I'm sure it loves your ten foot throws. Wow! What a chase! i can throw a baseball 300 feet with better accuracy than your plastic dog toy can chuck it 100 feet maybe wait til you know how to challenge your dog before you make dog threads, buddy
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Apr 8, 2016 23:00
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lets compare throwing distance numbers itt. oh wait were already doing that? carry on
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Apr 8, 2016 23:01
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congrats on the noodle arm op
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extra stout posted:i can throw a baseball 300 feet with better accuracy than your plastic dog toy can chuck it 100 feet maybe wait til you know how to challenge your dog before you make dog threads, buddy Little dusty about this? Can you throw it 300 ft like every twenty seconds for an hour?
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I like to pretend like I'm throwing the ball, then the dog goes to run after it but then he stops and realizes nothing got thrown. Then he looks back and I can see the distrust in his eyes, but he'll forget I did him wrong 30 seconds later.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:also it doesn't sound like it was "invented for dogs" Well jeesh. Throw a tennis ball 100 ft every 30 seconds for an hour and see how your shoulder feels. Now repeat every single day until your dog dies.
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