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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
...showing the girl who cuts my hair a picture of Joseph Stalin?

I have an undercut right now but would like to do something a bit different with my hair style wise. I saw a picture of a young Joseph Stalin last night and his hair is amazing, I want it so badly. I just would really like to avoid showing the lady who cuts my hair a picture of Joseph Stalin because you know, he was a dictator that turned the USSR into a peasant society and ruled using fear as a tool for persuasion. I was thinking of showing the lady who cuts my hair a picture of Zayn Malik as the style is kind of similar but not really. I don't know what to do. I just know I want this haircut.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I would be impressed if the girl who cuts your hair knew who the man in that pic is.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Wafflz posted:

I would be impressed if the girl who cuts your hair knew who the man in that pic is.

Yeah but it's like the principle man.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sounds like you're stalin for time OP

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
shell probabyl just think it was ur hot grandfather or something, i really doubt she would recognize a young stalin. on an unrelated note, man he was a handsome dude. it almost makes up for all the killings

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
show a pic of morrissey jeez

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
suck her dick

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
just show her the pic of stalin, duder

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
i m the despot in the oP

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
what gorgeous hair

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


have her read Grover Furr

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lol if you think an average American can recognize a young Stalin. Sweet hair BTW, I can really imagine young Stalin sitting at Starbucks with a macbook and an ecig.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

shell probabyl just think it was ur hot grandfather or something, i really doubt she would recognize a young stalin. on an unrelated note, man he was a handsome dude. it almost makes up for all the killings

Right? I mean I think we should give him a pass on some of that stuff because of the rocking hair.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
poo poo, that could be any pretty young man with amazing hair.

note: no stylist in the world can make you that pretty

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Tell her you don't agree with Joseph Stalin's principles but you are really into the man's hair.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Do that but also dressed as a SS officer. Nobody will be able to see through your ruse.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Three olives wears ugly beat up new balance shoes as a daily driver. There is no hope in getting a better haircut.

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

Do you guys think Michael Jordan took a picture of Hitler to the barber?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Schlonged Again posted:

Do you guys think Michael Jordan took a picture of Hitler to the barber?

No but he has exact replica tattoed on his left buttock.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Stalin is more handsome and killed more people than Hitler

best dictator IMO

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Ask for a Jughashvili, this is basic stuff op.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
That haircut wouldn't really look good on your fat mongoloid face, OP.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Bill Barber posted:

That haircut wouldn't really look good on your fat mongoloid face, OP.

'give me the fat version of a stalin, and do it fast as i have to return to swiping right on grindr within minutes'

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

What the gently caress is an undercut? Is that where white guys buzz the sides while leaving the top really long? That look is stupid as poo poo op.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


literally ms paint anyones face over his you dolt

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if getting all chubby turned stalin evil.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Whats up with his left eyebrow

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

Right? I mean I think we should give him a pass on some of that stuff because of the rocking hair.

Then Hitler would have to get like, five passes

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Wafflz posted:

I would be impressed if the girl who cuts your hair knew who the man in that pic is.

Yeah, just knowing who Joseph Stalin was shows too much knowledge to be working in cosmetology

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

im pooping! posted:

literally ms paint anyones face over his you dolt

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
do your hair like milo yiannopoulos 3O

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
stop being coy OP, we know that your sociopathy renders you incapable of actually caring whether or not your stylist knows thats Stalin or not

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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Get her to put the photo up on the wall so other people can get that haircut, oblivious of the fact that they're asking for a Stalin.

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