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too lazy to get out of bed so im pooping right now
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Apr 9, 2016 15:41
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new thread idea a coffee sandwich
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Apr 9, 2016 15:42
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gotta call stock portfolio manager, get oil change, go grocery shopping, dye my hair, take shower.... *looks outside at slight amount of snow falling, climbs back in bed* eh gently caress it, tomorrow
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Apr 9, 2016 16:02
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:gotta call stock portfolio manager, get oil change, go grocery shopping, dye my hair, take shower.... come over
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Apr 9, 2016 16:03
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drunk dog posted:come over you owe me pizza and wifi
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Apr 9, 2016 16:04
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I drink heavily so I can black out every night and not have to actually confront my deep depression
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Apr 9, 2016 16:08
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I plan on lying here browsing the internet on my phone until I die of starvation or infected bed sores.
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Apr 9, 2016 16:10
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Fall asleep in the shower. Non drunk, just warm and cozy, with the sound of running water lulling me into lazy slumber.
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Apr 9, 2016 16:12
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:you owe me pizza and wifi i have both
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The Bananana posted:Fall asleep in the shower. Non drunk, just warm and cozy, with the sound of running water lulling me into lazy slumber. thats a good way to go i hear
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Apr 9, 2016 16:16
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WHens the last itme you cleaned your kitchen sink?
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Apr 9, 2016 16:23
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Microwaves Mom posted:WHens the last itme you cleaned your kitchen sink? ill do it whern i fuckin move out
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Apr 9, 2016 16:30
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AEMINAL posted:ill do it whern i fuckin move out do you have a garbage disposal?
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Apr 9, 2016 16:31
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Microwaves Mom posted:do you have a garbage disposal? nah we don't in this country its gay as heck
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Apr 9, 2016 16:44
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Too lazy to have sex, so I just surf the forums in bed.
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Apr 9, 2016 17:06
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Edgar posted:Too lazy to have sex, so I just surf the forums in bed. haha gently caress yea nice bro
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Apr 9, 2016 17:07
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havent done anything cause im super lazy. think about that one folk's
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Apr 9, 2016 17:12
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doubleVisionary posted:havent done anything cause im super lazy. think about that one folk's username adds up. welcome
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Apr 9, 2016 17:17
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Once took a dump in the shower as couldnt be bothered stopping and using the toilet. Just stepped on it and smashed it into the drain
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Apr 9, 2016 17:19
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Once took a dump in the shower as couldnt be bothered stopping and using the toilet. Just stepped on it and smashed it into the drain Jesus loving christ welcome to the club you are now the official laziest gently caress so far!!! god job
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Apr 9, 2016 17:20
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Once took a dump in the shower as couldnt be bothered stopping and using the toilet. Just stepped on it and smashed it into the drain im too lazy to buy platinum goonship so i can check my own psot history andlink u to the post detailing this excact thing like 3 weeks ago. i can only hope u were inspired by me to jack off in the lovely shower water
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 this holds my phone over my face in bed so i dont have to actually hold it up with my hands the large tuft of hair visible behind the blankets is a large dog The visible line of dirt ground into the wall behind that tuft of hair came from the large dog Twinty Zuleps fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Apr 10, 2016 |
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Apr 10, 2016 05:55
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So do I win the thread? I'd like my trophy now, but you can get to it whenever.
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Apr 10, 2016 16:37
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Once took a dump in the shower as couldnt be bothered stopping and using the toilet. Just stepped on it and smashed it into the drain holy gently caress
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Apr 10, 2016 16:43
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Ur mom op lol!!!! $
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Apr 10, 2016 16:45
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Apr 10, 2016 16:48
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I've occasionally not eaten anything all day because nothing that looks good is easy to make
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Apr 10, 2016 17:56
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since my roommates a girl if I piss on the rim of the toilet I don't have to clean it, I just put the seat down. She'll never know 
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Consumed roughly 300 pb&js over last summer cause I just dumped my gf and moved and was edging that sweet depression
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AEMINAL posted:Rub linoleum soup stains out with sock times are tough if people are eating linoleum soup these days
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