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Have you ever realized that? In all of Will Smith's movies, his character never dies. Which is funny because Hollywood usually kills the black guys first.
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Apr 10, 2016 15:12
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Somebody hasn't seen Seven Pounds.
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Apr 10, 2016 15:16
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I Am Legend
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Apr 10, 2016 15:16
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Probably because no one gave a poo poo about that movie. Edit: comedy double-post ruined, too slow 
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Apr 10, 2016 15:16
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I'm assuming you're referencing this: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/n...ns__report.html But if not, Will Smith is dead.
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Apr 10, 2016 15:26
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an interedting observation tangibly related to a topical event? needless to say, this thread gets a 2
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Apr 10, 2016 15:34
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SnotGrumble posted:I Am Legend His death was optional.
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Apr 10, 2016 15:43
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I dreamed I saw Will Smith last night Alive as you and me Says I, "But Will, you're ten hours dead" "I never died," said he.
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Apr 10, 2016 15:51
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Anyone who murders their dog in cold blood like that rear end in a top hat did in I am Legend deserves to die anyway
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Apr 10, 2016 17:25
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he's dead in independence day 2
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Apr 10, 2016 17:30
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What unfortunate timing. Will Smith was shot and killed last night.
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Apr 10, 2016 17:39
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Am I racist that I thought he said welcome to earf? I feel bad now because he actually doesn't say that. For some reason, I was picturing the cigar in his mouth.
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Apr 10, 2016 17:41
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Have you ever realized that? In all of Will Smith's movies, his character never dies. Which is funny because Hollywood usually kills the black guys first. Sean Bean is white and dies in all the movies he stars in
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Apr 10, 2016 17:44
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Will Smith actually dies in all his movies. Thanks to studio interference/poor test screenings, they almost always edit together an ending where he appears to live.
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Apr 10, 2016 17:49
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i have a feeling thi sis a deliberate, deeply calculated move
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Apr 10, 2016 17:49
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I died after paying $10 to watch wild wild west in the theater
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Apr 10, 2016 17:52
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Will Smith will never die. He will spend hundreds of years traveling the world, learning all there is to know. He will learn every language. He will read every book. He will know every land. He will spend thousands of years creating stunning works of art. He will learn to meditate to control pain, as wars will be fought and great loves found, and lost, and found, lost, and found, and found, and found, and memories built upon memories until life runs on an endless loop. He will father hundreds of thousands of children, whose own exponential offspring he’ll slowly lose track of through the years, whose millions of beautiful lives will all eventually be swept again from the earth. And still, Will will continue. He will learn more about life than any being in history. But death will forever be a stranger to him. People will come and go, until names lose all meaning, until people lose all meaning and vanish entirely from the world. And still, Will will live on. He will befriend the next inhabitants of the earth, beings of light who revere him as a god. And Will will outlive them all. For millions and millions of years. Exploring, learning, living, until the earth is swallowed beneath his feet. Until the sun is long since gone. Until time loses all meaning, and the moment comes that he knows only the positions of the stars, and sees them whether his eyes are closed or open, until he forgets his name, and the place where he’d once come from. He lives, and he lives, and he lives, until all of the lights go out.
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Apr 11, 2016 02:43
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In Wild Wild West you can briefly see Will Smith's junk
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Apr 11, 2016 02:44
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it's only like 1 frame but you can definitely see his junk
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Apr 11, 2016 02:45
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He dies in Seven Pounds and also I am Legend.
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Apr 11, 2016 02:50
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:He dies in Seven Pounds and also I am Legend. but you don't see his junk
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Apr 11, 2016 02:50
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According to yahoo answers he dies in Seven Pounds and also I am Legend e;fb
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Apr 11, 2016 02:50
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Digital Fingers posted:According to yahoo answers he dies in Seven Pounds and also I am Legend Haha suck it. I actually saw those. Seven Pounds is bad, don't see it.
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Apr 11, 2016 02:52
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Hey OP have you ever heard of a little movie called "t? Dies: Seven Pounds. I Am Legend. (H?"
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Apr 11, 2016 02:52
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Haha suck it. I actually saw those. Seven Pounds is bad, don't see it. It jsut so happens i watched both those movies right before this thread was made
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Apr 11, 2016 02:53
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Will Smith's kids are idiots and deep down he probably wishes he was dead.
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Apr 11, 2016 02:54
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Digital Fingers posted:It jsut so happens i watched both those movies right before this thread was made Is cable television doing that thing where every channel has different movies with the same actor and right now it's will smith?
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Apr 11, 2016 02:56
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He'll be dead.....soon. *cocks katana*
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Apr 11, 2016 03:32
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He is killed off testing the F-35 prior to the events of the Independence Day sequel. He probably asked for too much money to come back.
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Apr 11, 2016 04:28
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:He dies in Seven Pounds and also I am Legend. Yea but lol if you watched those movies.
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Apr 11, 2016 04:41
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Yea but lol if you watched those movies. I got taken hard by seven pounds. That movie in infuriatingly dumb and I could not wait for him to off himself.
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Apr 11, 2016 04:42
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He died in Six Degrees of Separation because he was gay so he probably got AIDS and died in a bathhouse somewhere.
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Apr 11, 2016 05:23
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Will smith is a 700 year old vampire.
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Apr 11, 2016 05:33
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Otisburg posted:He is killed off testing the F-35 prior to the events of the Independence Day sequel. He probably asked for too much money to come back.
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Apr 11, 2016 06:05
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