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If you don't have kids you are AIDS to society
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:10 |
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spudsbuckley posted:Sure they do. I'd take those odds , depending on the waifu
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:15 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:If you don't have kids you are AIDS to society What if you give your kids AIDS?
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:16 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What if you give your kids AIDS? Then it becomes a cancer on society
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:18 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Then it becomes a cancer on society But what if...
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:19 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:If you don't have kids you are AIDS to society I'm pozzing all your neg asses
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:21 |
pls don't poz my kids' neg asses
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:28 |
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this thread is weird in a lovely way
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:38 |
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Breed this dusty boy oval office
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:43 |
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Lol if you think I'd have kids when I know they'll just grow up and become millenials. That and my sexual identity was turned into a meme by idiots.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:48 |
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LethalGeek posted:Someone's bitter they were dumb enough to have lovely offspring I think people end up regretting the choice more than most of them will readily admit
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:45 |
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The only good reason to have kids is to have someone to take care of you when you get old but by the time I get old there will probably be robots for that.Mordja posted:Lol if you think I'd have kids when I know they'll just grow up and become millenials. No, they are already bad enough, just think what is going to be after millennials.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 22:09 |
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Three Olives posted:The only good reason to have kids is to have someone to take care of you when you get old but by the time I get old there will probably be robots for that. yeah but the more you need actual help from your kids the more likely you'll be dumped in a home anyway so it's a wash
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 22:11 |
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Three Olives posted:The only good reason to have kids is to have someone to take care of you when you get old but by the time I get old there will probably be robots for that.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 22:18 |
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Three Olives posted:The only good reason to have kids is to have someone to take care of you when you get old but by the time I get old there will probably be robots for that. No room in your condo, huh
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 22:48 |
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im gonna be starting a family soon and yall should too mine are def going to need some other kids to beat up
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 23:02 |
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when you feel the "clock ticking" just have sex (on the pill). You're brain is tricked to believe you're trying and you get to have the fun too. Doesn't that work ? I'm not a lady in her 30's so idk
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 22:06 |
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not having children is sad, in the (very) end
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 23:27 |
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Kids are the best way to to vent your frustrations with lovely neighbors. "I'm terribly sorry Mr. douchebag my kid just drew dicks with chalk all over your sidewalk and driveway. Oh well kids will be kids I'm sure you can wash it off with a hose."
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 23:32 |
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Three Olives posted:The only good reason to have kids is to have someone to take care of you when you get old but by the time I get old there will probably be robots for that. There's also Google's immortality project. Plus there are numerous problems with having children specifically to have them take care of you as an old fart. They could end up too poor to do much of anything for you (which, with US healthcare costs, isn't all that poor), or grow up to be selfish shitheads who'd throw you to the wolves (no matter how hard you try to raise them right, there's always that pesky "free will" thing), or be too busy with children of their own. Then you have the question of just how ethical it is to demand that your kids make major sacrifices so that your last couple years might be a bit more comfortable. I've seen several stories of people taking care of parents with advanced dementia, and I've drawn the conclusion that any parent who'd demand that level of sacrifice doesn't deserve it. And if you're going to being up tradition, remember that you're thinking of traditions which evolved back when: a. The average household would have someone (specifically, someone with a vagina) on call 24/7 to take care of both kids and elderly relatives. b. The standard treatment for a heart attack or stroke was "kiss your rear end goodbye" -most people could reasonably expect to pass away before having their minds deteriorate into something barely recognizable as human intelligence.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 01:07 |
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Cockmaster posted:There's also Google's immortality project. see if this happens you have to be a firm parent and arrange for your child to be kidnapped into a semilegal campsite where they are shown the other side of life and then they grow up into family loving lawyers http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/mar/25/i-paid-to-have-my-daughter-kidnapped-experience
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 01:11 |
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Lichy posted:see if this happens you have to be a firm parent and arrange for your child to be kidnapped into a semilegal campsite where they are shown the other side of life and then they grow up into family loving lawyers I'm guessing this is one of the poo poo holes run by the mormon douche bags who also operated tranquility bay? Interestingly enough I worked with a guy who was sent off to one of their camps. Despite all this tough love, as an adult he was dropping bags of coke in the bathroom and eventually ended up in rehab.
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