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two chicks. at the same timeBorrowed Ladder posted:If I wish for eternal life is there no downside? Does having a soul or not affect you on the mortal plane? you live after the heat death of the universe forever
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The market is just flooded and you don't even get a backfiring wish anymore, just a tshirt and a fridge magnet.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:00
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cumshitter posted:two chicks. at the same time Well, if you sell your soul you will burn in hell for all eternity anyways...
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Apr 11, 2016 01:02
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infinite other souls to sell
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RedMage129 posted:The market is just flooded and you don't even get a backfiring wish anymore, just a tshirt and a fridge magnet. FFS the souls from people in California alone are enough to keep the fires of hell alight for all eternity and some piddly poor schmuck from sheboygan thinks that Lucifer is going to give a gently caress he wants to go to New York? Christ Lenny, here's your loving 79 dollar Greyhound ticket, gently caress off and keep your soul. VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Apr 11, 2016 |
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Apr 11, 2016 01:04
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cumshitter posted:you live after the heat death of the universe forever
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Apr 11, 2016 01:05
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Doctor Schnabel posted:counterpoint: you can play weird little games in the dark and nobody will know nah youd be completely hosed after long in a state of total sensory deprivation and lose all conception for human activities. also it would be really really cold but you wouldnt die so your body would be unusable too no physical sensation or movement to attempt to somehow amuse yourself
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Apr 11, 2016 01:13
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VendaGoat posted:Imagine outliving everything and everyone you love, forever. 
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The Devil started dancing He was quite entrancing Then he did the jangle his own way His bones were rattling loudly, As he began to shuffle proudly, That's the way that Satan takes a holiday The music wasn't good, But it was plenty spooky, That 's the way he likes it night and day The gentleman prefers to listen To aggravatin' rhythm That's the way Satan takes a holiday. Watch out, He's coming out, And then you'll shout! unless you're good, knock wood. He's really rather goofy trying to be spooky, But he has to do it day by day His job is not alluring never-the-less it's quite enduring Maybe that's why Satan takes a holiday
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also before the heat death of the universe humanity would either evolve or die and youd either be alone or people would treat you like the retard caveman you are
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Apr 11, 2016 01:22
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cumshitter posted:also before the heat death of the universe humanity would either evolve or die and youd either be alone or people would treat you like the retard caveman you are* *Citation; See film "Encino Man"
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Apr 11, 2016 01:27
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Dave_Indeed posted:Eternal life and super powers like shooting fireballs and stopping time. Congrats! You sold your soul for video games. You're welcome! 
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Apr 11, 2016 01:28
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ITT: Goons who don't realize heaven and hell are obtainable within the present moment; that their eternal soul is infinitely transferable upon dissolution. I mean souls are easy come easy go- freely you received it, freely it should be given. Hail Lucifer and may Gods' love be with you 
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i'd like to never have to fart again, thanks. uncontrollably farting in the elevator, well, I don't see how hell could be any worse
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