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It's getting to be springtime and over the past 6 months i have gained about 30 lbs and four inches around my waist leading to my current predicament. It's starting to be spring at that means it's time to update my wardrobe! I was in my closet this afternoon trying to put on pants and nearly 3/4 of them didn't fit. I went looking aorund and realized that I have only bought a couple pairs of pants and a couple shirts for myself in the past three or four years. Everything else has been gifts or freebie giveaways at college. Here's what I have so far to work with: 3 ties One authentic black leather belt. (will update with pics of what is in my shopping cart) I'm an amazon prime member and deathly afraid of leaving the house. I am not a responsible adult so I need some help here. ChrisHansen fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Apr 12, 2016 |
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well, JNCO jeans are making a comeback
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:11 |
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Naturalism is the way forward, and most cost effective
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:11 |
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im sorry i just dont have time for this poo poo. good luck chris.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:12 |
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can we stop at the toilet store?
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:13 |
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ROFLburger posted:can we stop at the toilet store? I do need new shoes! Thanks!
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:14 |
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symbolic posted:well, JNCO jeans are making a comeback
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:16 |
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you can also find pretty good deals on leather dusters if you shop around
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:16 |
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i saw huge easter egg for sale for $1 each down from $8 each and i thought "im gonig to buy 2" but i didnt buy any because im already too fat and i went clothes shopping the other month and it was one of the most depressing things ive done in a long time which is quite an achievement because my life is a long series of depressing events
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:18 |
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i buy all my clothes at target. are we going to target?
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:19 |
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I'm also ISO (in search of) stylish adult diapers, on account of my severe lactose inteolerance and love of fine cheeses
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:20 |
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JiveHonky posted:i buy all my clothes at target. are we going to target? target is pretty cool
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:20 |
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:
grabbing these for the OP, I'm gonna look so cool! Now i just need a few more things, like one of those wallets with an extra long chain made of little skulls
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:21 |
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:22 |
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Having clothes for every day of the week is p cool.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:23 |
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well, it looks like i was logged in to my work gmail account while i was looking up "stylish adult diapers" and "toilet shoes"
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:24 |
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I still wear pants from high school that was like 10 years ago. I think I need new pants soon.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:25 |
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having a uniform for work is awesome.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:27 |
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ChrisHansen posted:well, it looks like i was logged in to my work gmail account while i was looking up "stylish adult diapers" and "toilet shoes"
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:27 |
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i heart dildos not dildon'ts
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:27 |
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ChrisHansen posted:I'm also ISO (in search of) stylish adult diapers, on account of my severe lactose inteolerance and love of fine cheeses look at the bright side, you can probably go down slides real fast with all that lube
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:29 |
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If there's a tailor out there, I can give you my measurements
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:29 |
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ChrisHansen posted:If there's a tailor out there, I can give you my measurements We're not stopping at the Big & "Tall"
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:31 |
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been wearing the same white dress shirt for 20 years. just wore that poo poo to a job interview, yellow collar, pit stains. slammed 3 beers in the parking lot right before. fuckin hired on the spot. senior server administrator for the dept. of veterans affairs. plus i lied about knowing how to do servers or whatever. lmaoo
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:33 |
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I been trying to get with the VA for a couple years now. It's not like I could do worse than how they're doing things!
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:34 |
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I found some swimsuits and this one look real good. Just imagine it on a younger, fatter danny devito and that's me
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:37 |
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MiracleWhale posted:look at the bright side, you can probably go down slides real fast with all that lube I like your posting, but you clearly have not taken part in an obstacle course designed for children with diarrhea streaming down the back of your legs.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:39 |
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Serious post I own and wear all this poo poo, proudly. Roast me.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 03:05 |
I cannot oblige you in roasting you as those are all pretty cool especially that last shirt.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 03:07 |
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Al Cowens posted:I own and wear all this poo poo, proudly. These look nice, but they're not funny. I saw a dude the other day absolutely decked out in swag for The Offspring, plus legit JNCO-looking pants. Good for you, dude. Good for you. I kinda hope you weren't just wearing a costume. No loving clue how a 17-year-old has any awareness whatsoever of what The Offspring are.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 03:24 |
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TheWeepingHorse posted:No loving clue how a 17-year-old has any awareness whatsoever of what The Offspring are. wearing his dads vintage clothes
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 03:26 |
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I actually need to go summer clothes shopping
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 03:30 |
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TheWeepingHorse posted:No loving clue how a 17-year-old has any awareness whatsoever of what The Offspring are. yes that was only a couple years ago, gently caress off
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 03:34 |
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TheWeepingHorse posted:I saw a dude the other day absolutely decked out in swag for The Offspring, plus legit JNCO-looking pants. Good for you, dude. Good for you. I kinda hope you weren't just wearing a costume. No loving clue how a 17-year-old has any awareness whatsoever of what The Offspring are.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 03:35 |
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ChrisHansen posted:I like your posting, but you clearly have not taken part in an obstacle course designed for children with diarrhea streaming down the back of your legs. <hangs head in shame> guilty as charged
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 03:58 |
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I was at target but I got distracted and didn't buy any clothes. I didn't even have time to browse their graphic tees. Are they supposed to be ironic or is there really a big market for tshirts with soda logos?
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ChrisHansen posted:I was at target but I got distracted and didn't buy any clothes. I didn't even have time to browse their graphic tees. when i'm passed out on the sidewalk in a diabetic coma it's important for the emts to know which flavor of carbonated sugar beverage to put in my iv drip bag
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