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Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I believe that people purporting to be psychics exist.

I don't believe they can predict the future.

You big dummy, most people who purport to be psychics sit around predicting the future all the time.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

a hole-y ghost posted:

I heard you can get a degree in psychics.

Keep Autism Wired posted:

Like astropsychics or quantum psychics

I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit, enough that you wanna legally search my poo poo.

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
I don't believe in physics

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I've always wanted to have my palm read but I think I just really like having my hands played with.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Hey, Earthbound buddies
:krakentoot::can:

I got really far in it but refuse to do it again without an emulator to speed though back tracking.

I'm really lazy and a huge prick

Really loving love that dang game though. Insanely charming

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
My balls are psychic op

The future gonna be real, real itchy

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
I'm psychic: you're all gonna die. Try to prove me wrong.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I am a psychic actually.

* reads op's mind, sees nothing but naked anime girls *

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Of course I believe in psychics. There's one in a little storefront right around the corner from my house.

I just don't believe they have any powers. They are just good at duping people.

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

I'm psychic: you're all gonna die. Try to prove me wrong.
working on it

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
The only thing I truly believe in is that Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
most people can read minds and predict the future, its not hard

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

genesplicer posted:

I just don't believe they have any powers. They are just good at duping people.

Barely

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

I'm psychic: you're all gonna die. Try to prove me wrong.

Well you're wrong so far.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I thought you said physics by either way no j do not

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Why do spirits only choose to communicate to people with no talent or life skills? Like, why can't they tell lawyers or police detectives where to find the evidence or research chemists how to make opiates that don't make you dope sick?

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Dza posted:

I see your future. Your thread... it does not go as well as you planned it to. I see the letters O and P with some very bad things being said about them. A person, NO, a GOON requests you to perform homosexual acts.

That'll be $37.95.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos
I believe in psychics. It takes a certain level of skill to manipulate people like that, and that can be learned, but more than that it takes a really special level of ethical apathy to exploit them using such lovely methods and take their money. I'm not being sarcastic, it's really quite fascinating. (Unless the psychics actually believe what they're saying, in which case they're just basically ice dealers consuming their own product.)

There's a place for them, ecologically speaking. Separating stupid people from their money is...not actually good for humanity as a whole considering who breeds the most, but it still feels right. Like gambling and payday loans. Psychics are doing an essential public service.

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
no op physics is a large scale fraud

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

I believe in Harry Houdini.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

i like that goons think that just because they dont fall for something/like something it means that nobody falls for it/likes it actually psychics can fool a lot of people and adam sandler movies are great

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Robo Reagan posted:

i like that goons think that just because they dont fall for something/like something it means that nobody falls for it/likes it actually psychics can fool a lot of people and adam sandler movies are great

Was Little Nicky an Adam Sandler movie? I seem to remember that was fun to watch while drunk, but only because the supporting cast carried that movie.

Also yeah seemingly intelligent people can be suckered in by really stupid poo poo.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
yes

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