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down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
*specced arcane instead of pyro*

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
*can't decide between magic carpet or motorcycle*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
what the gently caress is the difference between a mage and a wizard?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
mages generally get laid before 35 more often

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Are they more "high class" than sorcerers and warlocks?

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

we need to start creating strategic mage stockpiles immediately before the russians cast a huge rear end fireball at us

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

down n out posted:

Are they more "high class" than sorcerers and warlocks?

You cannot loving derive nutrition by hitting a robot with a hammer. Its just not possible.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i wish i was a powerful aizard in a fantasy land that also had sticky dank buds

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I know a guy with sticky fingers

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

its you isnt it

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
is a witch part of the magic community?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

lonesomedwarf posted:

its you isnt it

No its my friend oboz. He did alot of dior to door work and woukd come home with other peoples shoes and clothes

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



wizard of wank
masturbation magician

Jackoff jinn

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Wizards are politicians
Warlocks are oligarchs
Sorcerers are the scapegoats of both
Mages are the young adults who will become either wizards or warlocks

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
*gets a job as a transmuter*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Baller Time posted:

Wizards are politicians
Warlocks are oligarchs
Sorcerers are the scapegoats of both
Mages are the young adults who will become either wizards or warlocks

A warlock is a male witch :eng101:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

katlington posted:

A warlock is a male witch :eng101:

Tell that to my ex wife !

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Goddamn sorcerers always magjickin' about all undocumented and unknowin' of their ancient draconian bloodlines! :bahgawd:

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Baller Time posted:

Wizards are politicians
Warlocks are oligarchs
Sorcerers are the scapegoats of both
Mages are the young adults who will become either wizards or warlocks

This is real presumptuous of you, half-blood

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Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
I'm actually an Oozemaster

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