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I've sprouted some kind of spooky Geist antennae and I'm ultra sensitive to everything and i keep getting inopportune erections and I can catch flies out of the air and I think women are getting pulled to me by sheer force of libido I'm terrified of having sexually inappropriate thoughts around people I shouldn't I think I can see colors better I smell random things like fruit loops even tho there are no fruit loops Help meeeee
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I feel like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly
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Apr 19, 2016 16:22
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i have sex too op 
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Apr 19, 2016 16:23
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flerp posted:i have sex too op Bet you spill your filthy seed like a hog No discipline SMDH
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Apr 19, 2016 16:24
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Eventually your balls will grow to the size of watermelons and then explode unused cum everywhere, so imo you should stop this crazy quest at once
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Apr 19, 2016 16:36
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lol you idiot, you can get jerk off as much as you want you just gotta eat the cum to keep the essence in your body, loving amateurs
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Apr 19, 2016 16:37
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what am i supposed to do with this info, bud?
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Apr 19, 2016 16:39
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Don't spend your spiritual essence on fleshly pleasures, op. You'll be a husk of a man by the time you're forty.
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Apr 19, 2016 16:41
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Enjoy your new life as a frog. 
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Apr 19, 2016 16:45
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Hell yea cultivate that seed.
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Apr 19, 2016 16:46
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Enjoy your new life as a frog. toad 
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Apr 19, 2016 16:50
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Fortunato?? Edit also just bust one dude. Free yourself
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Apr 19, 2016 16:50
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your cum is gonna be that nasty thick yellow stuff when you finally let it go
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Apr 19, 2016 16:52
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I haven't had sex or masturbated in 3 months OP.
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Apr 19, 2016 16:52
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You're going to get prostate cancer. God won't allow anyone to accumulate power levels that high and live.
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Apr 19, 2016 17:04
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thread worthless without pictures
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Apr 19, 2016 17:06
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Eventually your balls will grow to the size of watermelons and then explode unused cum everywhere, so imo you should stop this crazy quest at once I'm having a hard time sitting comfortably because of my swollen sac, I can't close my legs I have to "wide sit" and I walk like a cowboy and I'm afraid of every female around staring at my bulge Also I think my prostate is disrupting AM radio signals and I might have telekinetically moved a pencil but it could have been the wind I feel halfway like John Travolta in Saturday night fever and halfway like John Travolta in Phenomenon
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Apr 19, 2016 17:22
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bradzilla posted:your cum is gonna be that nasty thick yellow stuff when you finally let it go Mustard? 
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Apr 19, 2016 17:27
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Toilet Mouth posted:You're going to get prostate cancer. God won't allow anyone to accumulate power levels that high and live.
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Apr 19, 2016 17:56
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Thread incomplete without a Dr. Strangelove reference.
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Apr 19, 2016 18:04
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Fairly passive posted:Thread incomplete without a Dr. Strangelove reference. The op is a prevert
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Apr 19, 2016 18:07
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I do not avoid women, Mandrake... but I do deny them my essence. Protect Our Essence Our Precious Essence
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Apr 19, 2016 18:37
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Keep Autism Wired posted:I'm having a hard time sitting comfortably because of my swollen sac, I can't close my legs I have to "wide sit" and I walk like a cowboy and I'm afraid of every female around staring at my bulge I'm halfway Chris hardwick in house of 1000 corpses and halfway Chris hardwick in singled out.
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Apr 19, 2016 18:46
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edging is a dumb word
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Apr 19, 2016 18:55
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What's your end-game, OP? You've gotta have an outlet or perhaps a goal in mind or else what's the point of restraining your physical urges except to prove to yourself that you can? Does it feel good? "Reward" yourself if it's driving you too crazy, because the body innately craves rhythm and physical release and the balls are a terrible organ for long-term planning. What's the wheel for, OP? 
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Apr 19, 2016 18:58
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How do you not have a wet dream that depletes you? Seems unavoidable unless you don't sleep.
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Apr 19, 2016 19:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s
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Apr 19, 2016 19:07
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im not clicking that
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Apr 19, 2016 19:32
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i clicked it twice. got you covered man. we got to be in this together
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Apr 19, 2016 19:36
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Lol if you dont cum so much that your body overcompensates and makes it painful to save up for even a minute
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Apr 19, 2016 19:39
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bradzilla posted:your cum is gonna be that nasty thick yellow stuff when you finally let it go cheese?
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Apr 19, 2016 19:49
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cheese string
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Apr 19, 2016 19:49
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Nation posted:cheese? Yum
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Apr 19, 2016 20:59
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Keep Autism Wired posted:Mustard? No, Custard- As in salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:What's your end-game, OP? You've gotta have an outlet or perhaps a goal in mind or else what's the point of restraining your physical urges except to prove to yourself that you can? usually when i save up my cum it's to let out a huge load in a massive parabolic arc in the city square, scattering the sun's rays like a milky glistening prism, an iridescent cumbow that will inspire peace and goodwill in the hearts of all who behold it. that or to fill up the ceremonial cum urn which i have bequeathed to my grandkids
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Apr 19, 2016 22:22
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Yer gonna nut and it'll be the consistency of hot glue and destroy your dilz.
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Apr 19, 2016 22:38
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Dilztroyer would be a wicked sick band name
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MiracleWhale posted:usually when i save up my cum it's to let out a huge load in a massive parabolic arc in the city square, scattering the sun's rays like a milky glistening prism, an iridescent cumbow that will inspire peace and goodwill in the hearts of all who behold it. that or to fill up the ceremonial cum urn which i have bequeathed to my grandkids Same.
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