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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > How do you encourage your husband?
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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I'm praying especially hard to have God use you today.

:synpa:
:krakentoot::can:

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Punch him in the dick.

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

 Lay your eggs in his chest cavity

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

 Reduce level of ridicule from hostile to jovial.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
make sure he gets anal. Henpeck him into being a man.

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StarLoveDeluXe
Apr 16, 2016

by zen death robot
Pack him a bowl when he does a good job.

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StarLoveDeluXe
Apr 16, 2016

by zen death robot
Grill him a cheese

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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
look deep into his eyes and say "I will kill the children if you don't step the gently caress up & make regional manager"

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 lol like your wife can do anything right let alone compliment you in a way that makes you feel good

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 repeat everything he says with an exaggerated nasal tone while looking away and using one hand to mime a talking mouth

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

 :toughguy: except with a rolling pin instead of a bat

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