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Blank fresh faced 25 year old has no idea that $250k a year is in the top 3% of yearly income or that his job and the free 24/7 in house sushi bistro and dog yoga services and stainless steel/ ballpit/ exposed brick converted industrial warehouse workspace and wacky fun plaid lumberjack shirt/ plastic frame glasses wearing lifestyle are all part of a scam to justify a huge budget to investors who have parked hundreds of millions due to a sales pitch from a 32 year old guy with full sleeve Zelda tattoos in 2009, who has no intention of delivering any kind of salable good or service of any type, ever
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-1997 only this time, apps!
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naem posted:Blank fresh faced 25 year old has no idea that $250k a year is in the top 3% of yearly income or that his job and the free 24/7 in house sushi bistro and dog yoga services and stainless steel/ ballpit/ exposed brick converted industrial warehouse workspace and wacky fun plaid lumberjack shirt/ plastic frame glasses wearing lifestyle are all part of a scam to justify a huge budget to investors who have parked hundreds of millions due to a sales pitch from a 32 year old guy with full sleeve Zelda tattoos in 2009, who has no intention of delivering any kind of salable good or service of any type, ever It's the movie Blank Check, but instead of a kid buying a mansion with a TV-screen wall, it's a 20-something who bulldozes a homeless shelter to build a ball pit.
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You are young and hip because you know how to turn on your iPhone. Also, buy new iPhone.
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Apr 22, 2016 01:13
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Secrets to a successful tinder profile exposed by Oxford scientists.
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Another android thing is out
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Literally a screenshot of the google play home page from today's morning. Install all this poo poo, whatever.
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Apr 22, 2016 01:15
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apparently you cant download ram
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Uber now offering free on demand rape as part of their suite of services
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Turns out all those tech companies make money off of you and not just produce cool things to make our lives better. And this is actually good news.
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Apr 22, 2016 01:33
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tech hack:you could use your old phone to fix a wobbly table, if one of the legs is a phone shorter than the others.
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Apr 22, 2016 05:01
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You thought this dumb poo poo couldn't possibly exist, but it's real and idiots all over the world buy it. You should, too.
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Apr 22, 2016 08:44
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A Deeper Look: "Satan Inside" 
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VR headsets are pretty good, maybe. We couldn't afford them. Please send us one. Please!
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Apr 22, 2016 12:32
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This guy put some numbers in a computer and it did some crazy stuff. Come see the new golden calf. It shall guide you in the darkness.
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Guy who hasn't played video games in 15 years notes how much more realistic video game water looks today than it did in Ultima IX Ascension. Also, he hasn't had sex in a really long time.
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About to experience groundbreaking PC game "Spore" for the first time - Detailed thoughts to follow
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holy poo poo i can talk to my phone and it texts it to people
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3 weird weight-loss tricks your computer doesn't want you to know!
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