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Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
Wrote a song while exploring BYOB, about a man who's lost his soul. Am I the next Bob Dylan?

- - -

"The House Of FYAD" (SING ALONG!)

There is a house in Something Awful
They call the FYAD
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

My mother was a yobber
She gifted my new account
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in Something Awful

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a goatse and a meatspin
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a beecock

Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the house of FYAD

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to FYAD
To wear that ballgag and chain

Well, there is a house in Something Awful
They call it FYAD
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one.

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kukrunkarmaskin
Mar 28, 2005

you should see my TMNT® Machinegun
0/5 Would not vote for in Eurovision Song Contest

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Shows a loose understanding of fyad at best imo

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
wow its the best song ive ever seen. thanks for sharing

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You should go back to FYAD IMO.

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

It's too deep for me

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

cool... :chloe:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
There's a pile of garbage here on this ground floor, and I'll be damned if I'm not going to wallow around in it.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

fyad and gbs sort of like phoebe and chandler relationship

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
cool

baby picture
Aug 7, 2004

I wish I could press a button and a rope would instantly tie around my ankle and I would be hung out of the highest window of the highest skyscraper in the world
Ah yes

MTV Crib Death
Jun 21, 2012
I told my fat girlfriend I wanted to bang skinny chicks and now I'm wondering why my relationship is garbage.
Your meter is all hosed up homie. Try again.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

MTV Crib Death posted:

Your meter is all hosed up homie. Try again.

God damnit, does this mean MTV wont broadcast me?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Uxzuigal posted:

God damnit, does this mean MTV wont broadcast me?

Not even BET would broadcast you.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
who's fyad and what's all the singin' ruckus about

a fragile ego
Oct 19, 2014

literally only one rhyme in the entire "song" :laffo:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
now I will perform a trumpet fanfare about the OP


*ffffffffffffaaaaaarrrrrrtttttsssss*

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
It doesn't rhyme enough OP.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Came expecting a version of Mel & Kim's "Respectable" with tay-tay-tay-tay replaced tanewise, left disappointed.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
voted 2

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You know a song is music not words, right? You wrote a poem.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ghostter posted:

fyad and gbs sort of like phoebe and chandler relationship

hehe i used to spend a lot of time thinking about phebe ruthlessly domming chandler. a lot of time.

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

emil me

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

:silent:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Just loving awful OP

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

hehe i used to spend a lot of time thinking about phebe ruthlessly domming chandler. a lot of time.

i think there was an episode where phoebe wearing a bra. almost lost my frakking poo poo. mind blown! (and cock blown lateR! :d:D)

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

Captain Yossarian posted:

Just loving awful OP

I aim to please. I also do song requests - bring em and I will rewrite for the greater glory of GBS.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
This should have been posted in FYAD and not GBS.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Should have made it about creative convention instead it would have rhymed better

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Its no byob reggae, thats for sure

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
gay hitler friend of the family aids

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
GBS, GBS, GBS all day
It's a dead gay forum where
you're not allowed to say"I'm gay"

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i think your time would be better spent naming the winner of your viking name contest thread my dear friend (it was me i know you're cheapin out fukr)

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

extra stout posted:

i think your time would be better spent naming the winner of your viking name contest thread my dear friend (it was me i know you're cheapin out fukr)

Alas it was not. But, to show I am not cheaping out - I will now compose an awesome song, just for you:

Extra stout, mighty shout,
Never was there any doubt,
He is the genuine Sauerkraut!

Id do more verses but I am running out of rhymes.

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dmyggregre
Apr 21, 2016
extralevel.gg and somethingsensitive.com have the fyad answers ur looking for

basically hs friends etc

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