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Has anyone considered how awesome the NEXT presidential election is going to be? They are going to throw out so many puns relating to it being 2020. Like it's going to be great watching the democrats try to take down Trump with "Hindsight is 2020" jokes.
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Apr 21, 2016 14:48
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kommandant trump wins with 99.9% of the vote
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Apr 21, 2016 14:49
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Trump will just change the constitution in order to declare himself god emperor for life, there will be no 2020 election.
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Apr 21, 2016 14:53
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America celebrates kanye wests election, realizes the first lady is now kim kardashian, demands do-over
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Apr 21, 2016 15:01
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actually this will be the last US election since we're on the cusp of the Trump dynasty taking power inshallah
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Apr 21, 2016 15:02
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Lunixnerd posted:Trump will just change the constitution in order to declare himself god emperor for life, there will be no 2020 election. But that's unconstitutional!
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Apr 21, 2016 15:04
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Gamma rays will kill all of us before 2020, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. 
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Apr 21, 2016 15:07
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Hector Beerlioz posted:But that's unconstitutional! *fat white man with erection problems and pedo staches rushes you and sucker punches you.* *500 other fat pedos hoot in delight, police come and arrest you*
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Apr 21, 2016 15:07
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Kuato posted:Gamma rays will kill all of us before 2020, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. not if we get that wall built.
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Apr 21, 2016 15:08
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Hector Beerlioz posted:But that's unconstitutional! 
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Apr 21, 2016 15:09
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Hopefully whomever wins this election will finally start the war that will end the existence of the United States of America and we'll never have to endure another election again.
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Apr 21, 2016 15:10
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Kuato posted:Gamma rays will kill all of us before 2020, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. One can hope.
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Apr 21, 2016 15:16
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ScrubLeague posted:Hopefully whomever wins this election will finally start the war that will end the existence of the United States of America and we'll never have to endure another election again. if they're all going to be insane and as hilarious as 2016 i hope they keep comin.
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Apr 21, 2016 15:17
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I look forward to voting President Kasich into a second term.
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Apr 21, 2016 15:18
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I look forward to voting President Kasich into a second term. Maybe Chrispy Creme can be his vp.
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Apr 21, 2016 15:24
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i'm down for a cool war
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Apr 21, 2016 16:43
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Hoping nothing gets done. The effort the Republicans went into to make legislature impossible are now turned back against them. Trump realises that being president has nowhere near the amount of power and control being CEO does. Everything slowly slides into decay as obligatory bureaucracy cutbacks focus always on management rather than on the people who actually do stuff. Meanwhile, China rises. America realises they're not a superpower anymore. Tries to launch nukes. Fails. Turns out nukes need Big-Government-level maintenance. Sudden election called, and because of a wild series of random events the front-runners become: Theodore Kaczynski (early parole thanks to screwy Trump loophole) and Eliza Yudkowsky. And no one votes because of Jewish-sounding surnames.
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