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Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens in 10 days. If eaten, -1 to Drive.

But c'mon now. It's cheating if you choose ones close to each other.

How many varieties of cuntfruit are there in this game?

657

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Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

I want to hear more about Anal Circumference and Base Tightness

Internet Friend
Jan 1, 2001

0451

a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007


I'm gonna go for the infamous 741/1649 combo.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
25

Descend to slumber
May 12, 2001



Sign me up for 668: the neighbor of the beast please!

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
Why does it start at two? What does one correspond to?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
1372

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

1066

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Fools Infinite posted:

Why does it start at two? What does one correspond to?

Well, you roll two one thousand sided die and add them up to get your final number. Since the lowest number on the d1000 is a one, the minimum total is 2.

500

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Caster orgasms every time defecation is seen.

They'll never get out of this forum alive!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
196

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



1867 :canada:


Also 1138

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
27

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
730

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
1001

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Caster orgasms every time defecation is seen.

No wonder I browse GBS so much! :shlick:

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
1492

1863

1918

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
1988

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

1190

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
1712

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
78

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Wooded Zacynthus
Mar 15, 2015

I rolled some dice and got 392, sock it to me OP, I am not afraid

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