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Will iCarly be a great VP? This poll is closed. |
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| Yes |
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27 | 1.87% |
| Yase |
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32 | 2.21% |
| No |
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35 | 2.42% |
| Nah |
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35 | 2.42% |
| Meh |
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36 | 2.49% |
| Feh |
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36 | 2.49% |
| Teh |
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38 | 2.63% |
| Carly did nothing wrong |
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34 | 2.35% |
| She creates jobs despite firing many |
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39 | 2.70% |
| She is what the Cruz campaign needs |
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31 | 2.14% |
| She will be the death of the Cruz campaign |
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45 | 3.11% |
| She will help get Cruz the women voters |
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29 | 2.00% |
| Trump is a businessperson so this makes perfect sense! |
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38 | 2.63% |
| im gay |
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81 | 5.60% |
| cuck |
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58 | 4.01% |
| Trump/Tannen 2016 |
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39 | 2.70% |
| Clinton/Sanders 2016 |
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44 | 3.04% |
| Cruz/iCarly 2016 |
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31 | 2.14% |
| Haim/Feldman 2016 |
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34 | 2.35% |
| g |
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123 | 8.50% |
| o |
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125 | 8.64% |
| k |
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131 | 9.05% |
| u |
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124 | 8.57% |
| Cruz was literally born in Canada, how is this man legally running for president |
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98 | 6.77% |
| "The cost of HP ink is too drat high!" |
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104 | 7.19% |
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imo the sex tape is only worth watching if her makeup makes her look like Ted Cruz and she wears one of his suits and enumerates his talking points while pegging her BF
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do you think ted cruz would like my dinner?
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Apr 28, 2016 03:28
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Nooner posted:do you think ted cruz would like my dinner? it is leaking brown liquid, so yes
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Apr 28, 2016 03:30
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Nooner posted:do you think ted cruz would like my dinner? lets see the inside of that steak
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Apr 28, 2016 03:31
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RVWinkle posted:I used to work at HP. They have something like 30-50 thousand American employees and I can say with absolute certainty that not a single one would ever vote for Carly. They keep referring to her California popularity which boggles my mind. Every tech worker in the Bay Area probably hates her and she lost to unpopular Barbara Boxer during the great "kick every Democrat out of office" mid-cycle election
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Apr 28, 2016 03:38
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Nooner posted:do you think ted cruz would like my dinner? congrats on your fragrant pisssssssssss
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Apr 28, 2016 03:40
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And His campaign was going so well too. It's like putting a turd on a piece of poo poo to cover up the smell.
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Apr 28, 2016 03:42
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tonsillolith
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Apr 28, 2016 03:59
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Nooner posted:do you think ted cruz would like my dinner? That looks loving gross
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Apr 28, 2016 05:01
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when are dgsw and nooner announcing their presidential ticket
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467quote:“I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family,” she said. “I want to get my son whatever he wants.” They're so happy. 
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Apr 28, 2016 05:18
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i can't even post in this thread because i'm just gasping with laughter lololol this has been the best election ever
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Apr 28, 2016 05:22
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Yeah, it is like the GoP is out of touch with their base. Oh right.
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Apr 28, 2016 05:31
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Nooner posted:do you think ted cruz would like my dinner? we had the exact same dinner what in the gently caress nooner
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Apr 28, 2016 05:39
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Chinatown posted:im voting for trump
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Apr 28, 2016 05:51
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cruz is a cheating communist.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:05
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much like an HP laptop this VP pick is burnin' hot!
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Apr 28, 2016 06:10
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i guess he figured that doubling the amount of failure would lead to success. i have heard less silly ideas, such as ted cruz becoming president.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:12
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here's your icarly reference for ya if carly wears her tshirts with pictures of aborted fetuses on them then she'll blend in quite well
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Apr 28, 2016 06:18
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Someone needs to tell Ted that two wrongs don't make a right.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:24
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nawcom posted:here's your icarly reference for ya Oh man, the battery life on those things was like a hour and a half at best. Some of the first ones, if the battery drained all the way, it would brick them.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:37
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Anyone remember those HP-branded iPods? The gently caress was that about?
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Apr 28, 2016 07:53
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Melmac posted:Anyone remember those HP-branded iPods? The gently caress was that about? Money
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it absolutely loving baffles me that anyone who's even remotely aware of what Carly Fiorina did to Hewlett Packard would want her in charge of a lemonade stand, let alone public office
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:it absolutely loving baffles me that anyone who's even remotely aware of what Carly Fiorina did to Hewlett Packard would want her in charge of a lemonade stand, let alone public office Imanaccelerationist.gif
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That Robot posted:what happened to his sex scandal people only care when it's a democrat that has an affair
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Apr 28, 2016 18:05
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a hetero affair these days doesnt matter much these days, no matter how much a candiate espouses "family values". cruz wont last enough for people to find all the strangled fuccbois, though.
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Apr 28, 2016 18:08
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Lol Cruz campaign is dead because it's clear and obvious Republican voters want a new deal and Teddy keeps using bullshit political rules lawyering to stay relevant. He's exemplifying why voters are throwing in with Trump every time he pulls another trick out of his hat.
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Apr 28, 2016 18:14
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I totally voted the k in goku and I am feeling 
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‘Run! Run And Never Look Back!’ Whispers Heidi Cruz While Hugging Carly Fiorina On Rally Stage
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Apr 29, 2016 02:42
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Nooner posted:do you think ted cruz would like my dinner? Meat product of indeterminate type topped with boiled leeches and an asparagus side? Maybe toss the asparagus and then you have a Cruz lookalike.
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Apr 29, 2016 02:54
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dethkon posted:Rafael Cruz was the 3rd gunman on the grassy knoll. Open your eyes, behold the pale horse. If only Fidel and Che had been more ruthless, we wouldn't have to be dealing with Ted at the moment.
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Apr 29, 2016 03:08
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RedMage129 posted:Teddy Rafael. His first name is Rafael. Rafael Cruz the Cuban Canadian.
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Apr 29, 2016 03:42
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Melmac posted:Rafael. His first name is Rafael. I figured he was referencing Ted's dad whos name was also Rafael.
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Apr 29, 2016 03:55
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Didn't that bitch already waste all her money trying to get elected senator? She is pretty much a failure at everything she does. Hopefully this will be no different.
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Apr 29, 2016 03:58
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I am so proud of all the goons who pulled off the Goku in this thread.
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Apr 29, 2016 04:03
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carly fiorina's HP career reads like a crime scene reportquote:The company's stock jumped 6.9 percent on news of her departure, adding almost three billion dollars to the value of HP in a single day.
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lol if you think a nail in the coffin is gonna kill Ted Cruz, you have to cut off his head and bury it upside down cmon he's the ZODIAC KILLER haha
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