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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
last time I was in PR I remember driving from the airport to my casino on the ocean (I think theres one) and watching all the miles of razor wire fences lining the highway. seems safe imo

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
actually now is the perfect time to get rid of the poo poo island

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Darth123123 posted:

last time I was in PR I remember driving from the airport to my casino on the ocean (I think theres one) and watching all the miles of razor wire fences lining the highway. seems safe imo

Maybe it's to keep out all the cats?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Darth123123 posted:

last time I was in PR I remember driving from the airport to my casino on the ocean (I think theres one) and watching all the miles of razor wire fences lining the highway. seems safe imo

dont go to the beaches. they dump their raw sewage straight into the ocean

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cartouche posted:

It would risk it tipping over and sinking.






Who was that actual politician that thought islands floated?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q

Johnson: This is a[n] island that at its widest level is what ... twelve miles from shore to shore? And at its smallest level ... uh, smallest location ... it's seven miles between one shore and the other? Is that correct?

Willard: I don't have the exact dimensions, but to your point, sir, I think Guam is a small island.

Johnson: Very small island, about twenty-four miles, if I recall, long, twenty-four miles long, about seven miles wide at the least widest place on the island and about twelve miles wide on the widest part of the island, and I don't know how many square miles that is. Do you happen to know?

Willard: I don't have that figure with me, sir, I can certainly supply it to you if you like.

Johnson: Yeah, my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

Willard: We don't anticipate that ... the Guam population I think currently about 175,000 and again with 8,000 Marines and their families it's an addition of about 25,000 more into the population.

Johnson: And also things like the environment, the sensitive areas of the environment, coral reefs and those kinds of things, and I know that lots of people don't like to think about that but ... you know, we don't think about global warming either, and now we do have to think about it, and so I'm concerned from an environmental standpoint whether or not Guam is the best place to do this relocation. but it's actually the only place, is that correct?

Willard: This is the best place, this is the farthest west U.S. territory that we own and this is part of our nation, and in readdressing the forward presence and posture importance to Pacific Command, Guam is vital to this decision.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Kuato posted:

Can't we just merge it with an existing state? 51 is a stupid number of states to have, we'd have to add another 9 for this idea to make sense.

Texas can secede from the Union at the same time.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Chomp8645 posted:

Hmm decent plan but needs a little tweaking. Instead let's make it a state, ship all the old people there, then nuke it from orbit.

fixed.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Won't Fla. and a lot of these islands be under water in 50 years? hosed up IMO to pretend these people have any kind of future by giving them statehood

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Isnt this basically Florida anyway?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

Won't Fla. and a lot of these islands be under water in 50 years? hosed up IMO to pretend these people have any kind of future by giving them statehood



One word: Flagcompanies

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

texaholic posted:

Texas can secede from the Union at the same time.

gently caress off retard

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

gently caress off retard
he's right, texas can gently caress off

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If the entire South would leave the rest of us would appreciate it. In a few years we'd have Canada, Canada 2.0 With More Money, and some kind of Yugoslavia swampland called Jeffeson Davisonia or some poo poo.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if texas seceded they would absolutely go back to their roots of owning slaves, getting the poo poo kicked out of them by mexico, and then crying for the us to bail them out.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Sheep-Goats posted:

If the entire South would leave the rest of us would appreciate it. In a few years we'd have Canada, Canada 2.0 With More Money, and some kind of Yugoslavia swampland called Jeffeson Davisonia or some poo poo.

We tried. Why you yankee fuckers blaming us for your situation?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

We tried. Why you yankee fuckers blaming us for your situation?

Don't blame us for you past, present and future failures please. And the reason we're blaming you is because you're an economic syphon that pays back only in the form of a barbaric and uninformed voting bloc to keep our country firmly in the hands of rich people and social regressives.

raton fucked around with this message at 20:06 on May 3, 2016

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

OctoberBlues posted:

I guess I'm the only one who remembers the Expos. :smith:

I miss my expos :(

Vlad :(

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Sheep-Goats posted:

Don't blame us for you past, present and future failures please. And the reason we're blaming you is because you're an economic syphon that pays back only in the form of a barbaric and uninformed voting bloc to keep our country firmly in the hands of rich people and social regressives.

good serious post, fag

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Puppetmastered again :ack:

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Sheep-Goats posted:

Don't blame us for you past, present and future failures please. And the reason we're blaming you is because you're an economic syphon that pays back only in the form of a barbaric and uninformed voting bloc to keep our country firmly in the hands of rich people and social regressives.

That's a pretty racist thing to say about black voters

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
The US flag is so ugly already. I mean red and blue stripes? or red and white, whichever it is

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Serious Frolicking posted:

if texas seceded they would absolutely go back to their roots of owning slaves, getting the poo poo kicked out of them by mexico, and then crying for the us to bail them out.

Texas is way too mixed now for this to ever happen

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

bef posted:

Texas is way too mixed now for this to ever happen

There's a lot of Mexicans in Texas, but there's also a lot of Texas in those Mexicans. Unless you're talking about the Austin having been taken over by a bunch of disgusting Californian yuppies.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Why can't they just file for bankruptcy ? Nothing of value would be lost

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Decebal posted:

Why can't they just file for bankruptcy ? Nothing of value would be lost

Because they don't have the legal ability to do it because of some really bad legislation and lack of statehood.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Merge Puerto Rico and Rhode Island into one state. You're welcome, America.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

RedMage129 posted:

Because they don't have the legal ability to do it because of some really bad legislation and lack of statehood.

They should declare independence like we did.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Paul Ryans on the case, soon things will be fixed.

http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/economy-budget/278614-ryan-goes-all-in-on-puerto-rico

Some conservatives have sought to derail Ryan's legislative response to the crisis by tarring it as a "bailout" — a toxic label on both sides of the aisle since the financial crisis. But Ryan has refused to relent. In fact, he is doubling down on passing a bill that he asserts will avert an otherwise inevitable genuine bailout. While many political pundits view the pending legislation as stalled, Ryan is willing to go all-in to pass a law enabling Puerto Rico to restructure its debt before a disorderly liquidation is triggered on July 1.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lime Tonics posted:

Paul Ryans on the case, soon things will be fixed.

http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/economy-budget/278614-ryan-goes-all-in-on-puerto-rico

Some conservatives have sought to derail Ryan's legislative response to the crisis by tarring it as a "bailout" — a toxic label on both sides of the aisle since the financial crisis. But Ryan has refused to relent. In fact, he is doubling down on passing a bill that he asserts will avert an otherwise inevitable genuine bailout. While many political pundits view the pending legislation as stalled, Ryan is willing to go all-in to pass a law enabling Puerto Rico to restructure its debt before a disorderly liquidation is triggered on July 1.

Disorderly liquidation sounds like a cool band name. What happens, do creditors run amok in PR stealing copper wire and laptops from govt buildings?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

Disorderly liquidation sounds like a cool band name. What happens, do creditors run amok in PR stealing copper wire and laptops from govt buildings?

No one knows. If they can't pay the bills does that mean the corporations can take over and become their own country?

Cyberpunk is real.

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


wait, so does this mean that when Trump says "Make America Great Again" he excludes Puerto Rico??

I'm confused.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

RedMage129 posted:

Because they don't have the legal ability to do it because of some really bad legislation and lack of statehood.

I know it's not your fault that this happened, but nobody saw this coming ? I mean 2 years ago looking at 338$ million debt, what were the Puerto Rico state accountants doing ?

If they didn't give a poo poo, why should we ?

Can someone with finance knowledge tell us what can happen ? Sell state assets ?

(the people deserve this too because they voted for whoever got them into this mess)

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Paranoid Peanut posted:

wait, so does this mean that when Trump says "Make America Great Again" he excludes Puerto Rico??

I'm confused.

he means he will restore the formerly great to greatness, not make everything great

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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Drink Cheerwine posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q

Johnson: This is a[n] island that at its widest level is what ... twelve miles from shore to shore? And at its smallest level ... uh, smallest location ... it's seven miles between one shore and the other? Is that correct?

Willard: I don't have the exact dimensions, but to your point, sir, I think Guam is a small island.

Johnson: Very small island, about twenty-four miles, if I recall, long, twenty-four miles long, about seven miles wide at the least widest place on the island and about twelve miles wide on the widest part of the island, and I don't know how many square miles that is. Do you happen to know?

Willard: I don't have that figure with me, sir, I can certainly supply it to you if you like.

Johnson: Yeah, my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

Willard: We don't anticipate that ... the Guam population I think currently about 175,000 and again with 8,000 Marines and their families it's an addition of about 25,000 more into the population.

Johnson: And also things like the environment, the sensitive areas of the environment, coral reefs and those kinds of things, and I know that lots of people don't like to think about that but ... you know, we don't think about global warming either, and now we do have to think about it, and so I'm concerned from an environmental standpoint whether or not Guam is the best place to do this relocation. but it's actually the only place, is that correct?

Willard: This is the best place, this is the farthest west U.S. territory that we own and this is part of our nation, and in readdressing the forward presence and posture importance to Pacific Command, Guam is vital to this decision.

are you 2 autistic

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