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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
don't you just hate it when you sit down and your dick gets all wet???

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

OMFG FURRY posted:

don't you just hate it when you sit down and your dick gets all wet???

It's worse when you touch the bowl god i hate that feeling

Mr. Blastaway
Jun 23, 2004

poo poo happens. :haw:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

the wicked witch of the west probably had to do some serious air mailing or poo poo outside to be on the safe side. makes you think

forgot to post "lol" at this

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

OMFG FURRY posted:

don't you just hate it when you sit down and your dick gets all wet???

no because it's much too small to touch the water silly

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
oh great now i gotta take a shower

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


easy fix just lift the lid and seat, drop you pants to your ankles, and sit all the way down in the water. No splash, no noise, and it tickles your rear end in a top hat when you flush

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
wish i had one of those squat toilets instead

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just poo poo in the shower problem solved

u_kill_my_friends
May 2, 2016

by zen death robot

Putty posted:

the toilet water, it hit my rear end

i know for a fact slam and slut turn this into a sexual thing on the regular due to being scarred as a child from their stuff.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the posting fiend Dare approaches Lowtax's house ready for the kill, but a nearby sewage pipe bursts and shoots toilet water on he rear end

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Putty posted:

yikes thats cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Putty posted:

also ITT we bit the inside of our mouth by accident and took a sizeable chunk off, now we're bleeding and need to put a paper towel in our mouth to stop the bleeding

Are you following me around and documenting all the poo poo that's been happening to me lately?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
It's called "Poseidon's kiss" you big dummy

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
goddamit i dont know where the plunger is.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

as i read the thread title it happened and now i have chills

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Life hack: poo poo in your hand in the shower and dump it in the toilet. You can wash your rear end and hand at the same time and not need toilet paper, your dick won't touch various parts of the toilet and cold piss water won't splash your rear end.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Life hack: apply cleaver to neck

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Mozi posted:

Life hack: apply cleaver to neck

That's a death hack :rimshot:

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Minorkos posted:

ITT we curl the toilet paper up into a ball to wipe our butts

this is the proper way to wipe

Rayn_of_TW
May 2, 2016

by Shine

Putty posted:

the posting fiend Dare approaches Lowtax's house ready for the kill, but a nearby sewage pipe bursts and shoots toilet water on he rear end

on a scale of 1-k8 who do u think was worse

kasia

half the sky

lady of darkness

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=1

come back home again my ex "anime is blood" really liked the word pungent

Rayn_of_TW
May 2, 2016

by Shine
if you like SJWs, groupthink, and being banned for nothing SA is for you.

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
*sound of toilet water hitting an rear end*

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Putty posted:

*sound of toilet water hitting an rear end*

Noooooooooo

Rayn_of_TW
May 2, 2016

by Shine

Putty posted:

*sound of toilet water hitting an rear end*

PUTRID BONER THOUGHTS

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I was picking boogers this morning while driving home from work and I managed to pry off a huge scab. Blood was pouring down my face and the only option was to shove old receipts up my nose.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
My butt is moist got drat it!!!!!!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Kingfish posted:

I was picking boogers this morning while driving home from work and I managed to pry off a huge scab. Blood was pouring down my face and the only option was to shove old receipts up my nose.

loll

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Rayn_of_TW posted:

PUTRID BONER THOUGHTS

gj on your first rad post :cool:

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
im taking a fairly liquid poo poo at work right now. unhelpfully there's no Bristol stool scale chart on the wall at my office so i can't describe it exactly.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*is op*

*makes post onto toilet paper*

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