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saw a mugger try to to mug some guy once, the guy listened to the mugger for a minute then just bolted. mugger chased him for about a block then gave up. probably helps not to be a goon if you want to try this one
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Thats pretty cool. A successful mod career you didn't make everyone hate you or lose your mind. When I grow up I want to be just like you.
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Have a rifle grafted to the bones of your forearm that can be fired by a specific flick of the wrist. The bullet will shred the flesh of the palm of your hand but it's worth it to defend your life and property.
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May 6, 2016 15:01
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Never go anywhere without a trained emu to act as your bodyguard.
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Pitdragon posted:saw a mugger try to to mug some guy once, the guy listened to the mugger for a minute then just bolted. mugger chased him for about a block then gave up. probably helps not to be a goon if you want to try this one this is my real plan. the trick to not being mugged is to be aware of your surroundings and not let sketchy people within 5 paces of you. that way you can likely out run them, and most muggers are not going to give chase.
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May 6, 2016 15:33
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Carry wasp spray
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May 6, 2016 17:43
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Sneeze really hard on your wallet right before you hand it to him so he doesn't want it.
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May 6, 2016 20:14
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Never leave the house or play MMOs and you will be safe from both real and virtual muggings.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Reveal your majesty as Almighty God and declare with a thunderous voice that shakes the very heavens that he is damned. Lol, if you bitches didn't choose deity as your race during character creation!
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May 7, 2016 02:06
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amityville anus posted:Carry wasp spray What if he's catholic??
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naem posted:What if he's catholic?? carry a banner for the Orange Order
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outrun them
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May 7, 2016 02:47
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The human body is a pretty sophisticated running machine when you think about it so it definitely counts
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May 7, 2016 02:47
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This: http://www.amazon.com/Empire-Magic-Flaming-Wallet-Trick/dp/B001IWYIP2 ...except loaded with napalm or white phosphorus.
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Mr.Tophat posted:The human body is a pretty sophisticated running machine when you think about it so it definitely counts Something to think about when you are mugged by those pesky non-humans.
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May 7, 2016 08:58
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naem posted:What if he's catholic?? Then he can pray to his god for his eyesight to come back it won't
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Shake your head and look at him like he's an idiot. "No, this is not a good way to make money. Here, follow me." Hail a cab for the two of you and have it take you downtown. Get out outside an unassuming office block and go inside. Take the elevator up to third floor and lead him into an office. Ask him to take a seat on the couch then walk around and sit behind the desk the couch is facing. Tent your fingers and look him over then say "So, you want in porn huh?"
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May 7, 2016 11:53
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lol just lol if your instant reaction isn't to hit him with a flurry of fists Ip Man style.
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Let him mug you with a poo poo eating grin that says "I have crippling autism", then spend the rest of your life building a time machine, then go back in time to when he was in the womb and push his mother down the stairs.
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May 7, 2016 13:49
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Jukeboxblues posted:lol just lol if your instant reaction isn't to hit him with a flurry of fists Ip Man style.
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Start convulsing, screaming in Hebrew or some ancient dead language with a gravel like demonic voice, whilst foaming at the mouth.
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Shoot them, then yourself
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Sometimes the best defense is a good offense. Go out and mug as many people as possible as often as possible so it's harder for them to afford guns and become muggers themselves.
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Summon the spirit of george zimmerman to destroy your foes
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