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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

This thing is yooge



Regular paperback for size comparison

God drat it's like the size of a magazine

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peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Ahhh they're not novels, they're issues. But where to begin?!

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Op did the FBI raid your house :ohdear:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

peanut posted:

Op did the FBI raid your house :ohdear:

No and we aren't posting from his account either

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Giant Ouija Board did the FBI raid your house

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Considering how badly her pussy seems to itch I'm not sure loving her for goon glory is wise.

Popular Human
Jul 17, 2005

and if it's a lie, terrorists made me say it
He should not have opened that book.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

peanut posted:

Giant Ouija Board did the FBI raid your house



Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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How many pages are there

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

177 years of my dick would drive anyone 'round the bend

:smuggo:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
pretty sure her books might contain some cryptojew money code

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Windows 98 posted:

How many pages are there

134 pages but about half of that is just a direct copy-paste of the listings of her book from Amazon. I think I'm close to cracking the code, though!

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

BUT HIS PENIS AND SPERMS DON'T SWING THAT WAY

BunnySkull
Jan 28, 2005

TABLOID JUNKIE
UNIDENTIFIED SOURCES SAID IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We laugh now, but Giant Ouija Board will be sitting pretty in 20 years when Lovey Bahn is recognized as the female Vietnamese-American version of James Joyce and he owns a 1st/Only edition of her Ulysses.

BunnySkull fucked around with this message at 08:08 on May 13, 2016

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Does she have any ebay listings?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

peanut posted:

Does she have any ebay listings?

Yes she does! Sold direct through Barnes & Noble.

e:


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Real-Gold-Do-Not-Afraid-Of-Fire-by-Lovey-Banh-/222038216589?hash=item33b2824f8d:g:BhoAAOSwWTRW1HBN

GIANT OUIJA BOARD fucked around with this message at 09:00 on May 16, 2016

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Hell yeah and glad to see you're not in Guantanamo yet, satisfied customer.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

134 pages but about half of that is just a direct copy-paste of the listings of her book from Amazon. I think I'm close to cracking the code, though!

Be careful, it might be some form of hypno-text. She's going to turn you into a sleeper agent.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Canned Panda posted:

Be careful, it might be some form of hypno-text. She's going to turn you into a sleeper agent.

Glorious Mistress Banh would never do that to me!

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


This blog analyzes Lovey pretty well http://uglyhonest.tumblr.com/post/143904585979/the-case-of-lovey-banh-lovey-banh-is-a-figure-i :sadpeanut:

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

her later work is a bit contrived

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Banh chicka Banh wow

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