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Honky Dong Country posted:Also don't sign your posts.  Darth123123 posted:I'm sorry I upset you. lol u mad bro trap sprung masterstroke
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rio posted:It's almost like people who are adults like adult tasting things like coffee or cheese or beer that is not bland yes, tell me about how you drink things that are bitter, eat cheese that is moldy, and eat beef that is undercooked. Tell me about how these things make you a sophisticated adult. Tell me how you arrived at these tastes independently and how you are not a sheep that deludes yourself into liking gross poo poo because society tells you to.
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May 7, 2016 06:00
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better not cross somethingawful user drunk asian neighbor he will use his greatest weapon somethingawful rap sheets and avatars
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May 7, 2016 06:01
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It's because when people actually grow up they start to appreciate tastes that children don't like. Chicken nuggets, Kraft singles and bud light mm,m. Shockingly adults like things that taste more complicated.
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AugmentedVision posted:yes, tell me about how you drink things that are bitter, eat cheese that is moldy, and eat beef that is undercooked. Tell me about how these things make you a sophisticated adult. Tell me how you arrived at these tastes independently and how you are not a sheep that deludes yourself into liking gross poo poo because society tells you to. lol I was just quoting your AV as a joke but drat man you've got some super edgy opinions right there you guys I only eat my steaks well done and indulge in only the finest Kraft American Singles unlike all you sheeple deluded into your mass-produced opinions on topics like "how things taste"  AugmentedVision posted:better not cross somethingawful user drunk asian neighbor Hey man I didn't give you either of those, don't get butthurt at me because the mods thought you were a lovely poster 17 different times, or that a non-mod poster thought you were terrible enough to spend $5 on an AV
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It's hoppy hoppy I say, it tastes reallllhoppy like hops solid. Hops are in the front and back of the finish. Hoppy.
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rio posted:It's because when people actually grow up they start to appreciate tastes that children don't like. Chicken nuggets, Kraft singles and bud light mm,m. Shockingly adults like things that taste more complicated. You treat social norms as axioms lmaooo
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drunk asian neighbor posted:Hey man I didn't give you either of those, don't get butthurt at me because the mods thought you were a lovely poster 17 different times, or that a non-mod poster thought you were terrible enough to spend $5 on an AV It's $10. A shameful goon.
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May 7, 2016 06:10
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AugmentedVision posted:It's $10. A shameful goon. are you going to brag about how goony you are or are you going to stop being a basic bitch and buy me a title already christ, a hookup at a gay bar is more subtle than your posting
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May 7, 2016 06:12
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drunk asian neighbor posted:are you going to brag about how goony you are or are you going to stop being a basic bitch and buy me a title already Nobody will ever buy you a title, boring typical middle aged man
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May 7, 2016 06:13
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You two should just touch wieners already.
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AugmentedVision posted:Nobody will ever buy you a title, boring typical middle aged man that's ok since it means my opinions were not dumb and terrible enough to warrant someone spending money to tell everyone else DON'T LISTEN TO ME. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. DON'T GIVE MY POSTS THE TIME OF DAY. I AM AN ENDLESS VOID OF BAD OPINIONS also the extensive rap sheet is funny enough but it will never stop being hilarious to me when people are so desperate to seem like A Cool Guy On The Internet that they'll keep paying real money after being banned to keep to post doofy edgelord troll posts for whatever reason Honky Dong Country posted:You two should just touch wieners already. Hey I tried but apparently homeslice is like David Schwimmer's character on Friends and you'll have to wait another 3 seasons to see if he finally lets me poz his neg hole Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 06:34 on May 7, 2016 |
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drunk asian neighbor posted:also the extensive rap sheet is funny enough but it will never stop being hilarious to me when people are so desperate to seem like A Cool Guy On The Internet that they'll keep paying real money after being banned to keep to post doofy edgelord troll posts for whatever reason
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AugmentedVision posted:I've been banned precisely once and that's because I honestly didn't realize GBS was worksafe. Maybe if you didn't stuff your brain with useless facts about lovely beer, it would function better. the other 16 probations and your custom title point to you just being an all-around terrible poster the fact that you had an account for almost 5 years and "didn't realize GBS was worksafe" and your previous terrible opinions and piss-poor attempt at trolling point to you being legitimately pants-making GBS threads retarded Godamnit you're a riddle wrapped in an enigma WHICH IS THE TRUE REALITY  
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drunk asian neighbor posted:the other 16 probations and your custom title point to you just being an all-around terrible poster your insults are jerk store level, grandpa
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This slap fight sure is interesting.
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AugmentedVision posted:your insults are jerk store level, grandpa DON'T LISTEN TO ME. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. DON'T GIVE MY POSTS THE TIME OF DAY. I AM AN ENDLESS VOID OF BAD OPINIONS you can't make this stuff up, folks, you have to see it to believe it
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drunk asian neighbor posted:DON'T LISTEN TO ME. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. DON'T GIVE MY POSTS THE TIME OF DAY. Come on man, it's barely funny when you quote somebody's redtext at them once in a thread.
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Honky Dong Country posted:Come on man, it's barely funny when you quote somebody's redtext at them once in a thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6KUkbkPNvg
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alsoAugmentedVision posted:I've been banned precisely once and that's because I honestly didn't realize GBS was worksafe. Maybe if you didn't stuff your brain with useless facts about lovely beer, it would function better. posting a creepy stalker-ish picture of your fake girlfriend sucking someone else's dick is what got you banned but every other post in that thread really emphasizes what a gross broken internet afterbirth you are, so good job trying to use that as evidence that you're not a spergy weirdo Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 07:03 on May 7, 2016 |
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drunk asian neighbor posted:also
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AugmentedVision posted:lmfao you are still shaking and going through my rap sheet lmfao you're still a weird creepy bad troll, also I wouldn't have bothered looking at your rap sheet more than once if you hadn't tried to act like getting yourself banned wasn't a direct product of how weird and goony you are I mean you can try and act like a cool puppetmaster all you want but if 17 probations, a ban and a custom title aren't enough to make you realize you're a bad poster and nobody would give a poo poo if you went away forever and never posted again, then there's really nothing left for me to do but keep laughing at your awful attempts to convince everyone that you're a) not a creepy weirdo and b) not a lovely poster. By all means keep posting about how funny it is that I learned some details about a hobby of mine, or about how sad it is that I checked your rap sheet despite the fact that you felt the need to justify why you got banned (hint: it was because you're a creepy weirdo) e: AugmentedVision posted:That pic is just a random picture from the Internet, btw. Don't ever insult me by implying I would date someone who goes to church. AugmentedVision posted:Ctrl-Shift-N -> type in ex-girlfriends name -> jack off depressingly AugmentedVision posted:[picture of some woman sucking a dick] you guys I was just joking when I posted a thread about jacking off to an ex and then posted a picture of some girl (TOTALLY NOT MY EX YOU GUYS) with a dick in her mouth. DON'T YOU GET THE JOKE YOU GUYS??? Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 07:24 on May 7, 2016 |
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That pic is just a random picture from the Internet, btw. Don't ever insult me by implying I would date someone who goes to church.
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You posted that thread either because you legitimately thought it was funny and other people would also think so, or because you're such a creepy weirdo that you actually did what you talked about, and either way you come off as a pathetic joke and I think you're my new favorite poster.
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you would jerk off to a pic of an ex with a big black dick in her mouth? drat the world filter
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AugmentedVision posted:you would jerk off to a pic of an ex with a big black dick in her mouth? drat the world filter Damnit, I think I broke you because you're not even posting coherent sentences anymore 
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your dick is garbage OP sup garbage dick
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drunk asian neighbor posted:Damnit, I think I broke you because you're not even posting coherent sentences anymore I am implying that you are sexually aroused by watching your significant other suck big black dicks.
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AugmentedVision posted:I am implying that you are sexually aroused by watching your significant other suck big black dicks. I dunno man you're the one who got banned for posting a thread about it you tell me how that works alternative response: so what if I am, what, do you not have a mirror in your bedroom? 
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I'm going to make even more expensive craft beer tat takes longer to make.and call it art beer haha
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Celluloid Sam posted:I'm going to make even more expensive craft beer tat takes longer to make.and call it art beer haha I'll put a down payment on a case but only if it's aged for at least 18 months in tequila barrels, also I'd appreciate it if it was packaged in 100% post-consumer aluminum cans with a cruelty-free 6-pack ring
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Okay I don't know what any of that means I'm sorry I just read the thread title and thought of a lil joke okay have a good night love you
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AugmentedVision posted:yes, tell me about how you drink things that are bitter, eat cheese that is moldy, and eat beef that is undercooked. Tell me about how these things make you a sophisticated adult. Tell me how you arrived at these tastes independently and how you are not a sheep that deludes yourself into liking gross poo poo because society tells you to. hi i'm drunk on lovely beer and want to explain to you why these things are associated with sophistication, it's because they are not traditionally easy flavors to enjoy. But paradoxically they are not impossible to enjoy, they exist in the vague and tantalizing place between desirable and objectionable. the person whose tastes and aesthetics can occupy such a grey area is surely one who has cultivated a certain mastery over their palate and therefor themselves and so *belches loudly, with nuance*
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Celluloid Sam posted:Okay I don't know what any of that means I'm sorry I just read the thread title and thought of a lil joke okay have a good night love you it was a joke about hipsters and how they create outlandish requirements for mundane things, but that's cool, it's late and this thread took some weird turns. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, see you in another thread 
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Sitting Here posted:hi i'm drunk on lovely beer and want to explain to you why these things are associated with sophistication, it's because they are not traditionally easy flavors to enjoy. But paradoxically they are not impossible to enjoy, they exist in the vague and tantalizing place between desirable and objectionable. the person whose tastes and aesthetics can occupy such a grey area is surely one who has cultivated a certain mastery over their palate and therefor themselves and so *belches loudly, with nuance* Thanks
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drunk asian neighbor posted:it was a joke about hipsters and how they create outlandish requirements for mundane things, but that's cool, it's late and this thread took some weird turns. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, see you in another thread Maybe... maybe not
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Sitting Here posted:hi i'm drunk on lovely beer and want to explain to you why these things are associated with sophistication, it's because they are not traditionally easy flavors to enjoy. But paradoxically they are not impossible to enjoy, they exist in the vague and tantalizing place between desirable and objectionable. the person whose tastes and aesthetics can occupy such a grey area is surely one who has cultivated a certain mastery over their palate and therefor themselves and so *belches loudly, with nuance* I mean maybe AV is right and it's because I'm old and mundane but I tried eating the rind on a brie for the first time a couple of weeks ago and holy poo poo I've been missing out this whole time I don't think he's right though because one of his examples was undercooked meat and getting a steak well-done is about the most egregious food fuckup you can make and even the line cook at Applebee's is going to laugh and think you're a disgusting monster VVVVV I know right what was I thinking Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 07:55 on May 7, 2016 |
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