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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

How many times can you masturbate to a video before it doesn't turn you on anymore? I was thinking about this in the shower, and I can't draw any valid conclusions with a sample size of one person. I need masturbators, so here I am. I think the easiest way to quantify this data is to count number of times you masturbated to the piece.

Please leave detailed logs and information so we can better analyze and synthesize the data. I will begin:

Video: LETS KICK SOME BALLS via pornohub
Brief summary of contents: Jesus is nailed to a cross, then kicked in the balls by two women for about 10 minutes.
Current number of times masturbated while watching video: 2 as of 5/6/16





Here's a little template for those of you who are formatting challenged:

Video:
Brief summary of contents:
Current number of times masturbated while watching video:

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
best thing ever
suck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNXFs6LEkvw

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I still beat off to videos I saved off of Sublime Directory in 2000.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
69 times op :smug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
explination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNXFs6LEkvw&t=2790s

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
there's more than one porno?

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
D'ever just get tired of armed twinks showing up at your door with needles and drugs just so he can play special princess?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
3. It's 3. :fap:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


VR porn has made it so the same porn video can be enjoyed from many different angles. How many you ask? How does 360 digress of angles sound to you. Because that's what you get mother fucker

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

VR porn has made it so the same porn video can be enjoyed from many different angles. How many you ask? How does 360 digress of angles sound to you. Because that's what you get mother fucker

I thought you were joking but this is real

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Celluloid Sam posted:

VR porn has made it so the same porn video can be enjoyed from many different angles. How many you ask? How does 360 digress of angles sound to you. Because that's what you get mother fucker

lol your VR only has 2D capabilities.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


It has 3d I think I watched a chick suck suck dick and it had depth

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I just tried vr porn and I think I'm just going to stay home tonight

goat manilla
Nov 13, 2003

Once. 2 times if it's really good.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm never leaving my bathroom again go away I'm pooping like a lot leave me alone

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

satanic splash-back posted:

I just tried vr porn and I think I'm just going to stay home tonight

Yeah good plan. You don't want to start having sex and then porn doesn't work anymore.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

https://youtu.be/eVrYbKBrI7o

No end in sight

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
It's been nearly 10 years since I first saw "osu wet t shirt contest", and I can still get off to it. It's pretty much timeless

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Video: Ghostbusters (1984)
Brief summary of contents: dan akroyd is hosed by a ghost, slimer is super sexy and for some reason they never want to cross the streams, also: annie potts or sigourney weaver?
Current number of times masturbated while watching video: 2

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Brief summary of contents: Colin's Bear Animation - Thanks for nothing!
Current number of times masturbated while watching video: 4

LowPartz
Dec 23, 2015

loving wisdom right here

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LowPartz posted:

loving wisdom right here

you are kind of a strange one i would guess. weird.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
3 times and then it's on cooldown

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://youtu.be/hxMfGdBv4cc

400 x and still going strong.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Bedtime update: +1

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

So how's the circle jerk going, guys?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Consecutive? Or like, can I jerk off to other things and come back to it?

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
It's a shame making an account on one of the tube sites is a step too far in my mind.

But I'm sure there's something much sadder about spending 10 mins looking for a specific video

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