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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I like daddies.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MiracleWhale posted:

don't say that's old, we're the same age :qq:

we're only as old as we feel.

Plus I got at least a week on you

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I didn't want this to be the old people thread oh god

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we're only as old as we feel.

Plus I got at least a week on you

ahaha no we're both 32, I got six months on you :smuggo:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I love being a man

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


The Pony Incident posted:

I didn't want this to be the old people thread oh god

<sets a bowl of werther's original on the coffee table>

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Genesplicer should come in and say no and probate op till he turns 65

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I don't know. I dated an older guy when I was 23, he was 35, and he said, "I don't usually date girls as old as you."

How young were the chicks he was dating if 23 is "old" :psyduck:

Also I have a penuss and yam very gay so I am only extra befuddled by older men. Maybe one day I will be befuddling too.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


tbh I cannot imagine dating a 21 year old jfc I might as well date a literal retard (no offense symbolic, you're one of the good ones)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MiracleWhale posted:

ahaha no we're both 32, I got six months on you :smuggo:

fair enough. I beat my neighbor by almost 2 years

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

MiracleWhale posted:

<sets a bowl of werther's original on the coffee table>

<brings over a sixer of mikes and a backback full of preowned dildos>

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

fair enough. I beat my neighbor by almost 2 years

buy them a walker for their birthday

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

<brings over a sixer of mikes and a backback full of preowned dildos>

<laughs so hard he dentures fall out onto the carpet>

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

MiracleWhale posted:

tbh I cannot imagine dating a 21 year old jfc I might as well date a literal retard (no offense symbolic, you're one of the good ones)

yeah how you would even want to as someone not 12-24 is beyond me

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
20 year old women and their opines=SMDH

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014


Every guy is a creep

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

MiracleWhale posted:

tbh I cannot imagine dating a 21 year old jfc I might as well date a literal retard (no offense symbolic, you're one of the good ones)

when I was 26 I dated an 18 yo and the sex was really loving boring, also she was a little crazy. 1/10 would not date young chicks again, firm tits be damned

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