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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
this walls gonna be so big youre gonna be playing wheres wally on it!!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Nap Ghost
hey guys

what about instead of a wall

we build a mile-deep, mile-wide moat? that would be even more effective and not as much of an eyesore

and we'll make mexico AND russia pay for it!

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I'm going to break through the wall.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

hey guys

what about instead of a wall

we build a mile-deep, mile-wide moat? that would be even more effective and not as much of an eyesore

and we'll make mexico AND russia pay for it!

im not opposed to this, as long as someone else is paying for it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
care for lunch? i'll have mexico pay for it

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Just dig a canal.

Pros:
Make Panama rage
New Central American continent emerges


Cons:
Some people can swim

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
add gators

pros: cute gators

cons:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

care for lunch? i'll have mexico pay for it

dont mind if i do

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i mean if you think about it, a moat is basically a reverse wall

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i mean if you think about it, a moat is basically a reverse wall

this is awfully close to philosophizing

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
by building walls we are only trapping ourselves

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

can it have multiple humpty dumpties on it? like maybe one every mile? it would be fun for kids to knoeck them off

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the humpties could even be wearing sombreros and waving maracas - i think that would show that we respect the mexican culture, it's just that we dont want all those rapists and thieves etc. etc.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm pretty sure an egg never raped or thieved anyone

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i meant the mexicans were. i mean, not all of them. just the ones who come to america. no haters plz. vote trumpf

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

yeah i know, i mean it would give the mexican kids a positive role mnodel

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i think this is an 'eggcelent' idea

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

that's the funniest yolk i've heard all day

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Did I miss the wall puns? Are we still doing wall puns or have we moved on?

Because if we haven't moved on I'd just like to say that you guys are really going balls-to-the-wall on this

and if we have, same

My part of this project will be to commit my balls fully to the work

e: I will sink my dick fully inside of the wall until my balls are touching it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

loquacius posted:

Did I miss the wall puns? Are we still doing wall puns or have we moved on?

Because if we haven't moved on I'd just like to say that you guys are really going balls-to-the-wall on this

and if we have, same

My part of this project will be to commit my balls fully to the work

to me, those balls are perfect.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Maybe instead of a mote we could just dig a big trench? Anybody can swim across a mote. But if you dig a big trench then people would have to be mountain climbers to get into America.

Also, if we build a wall, how are we going to keep the pole vault people from getting over the wall?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
imma kiss the wall so that its a gay wall and all the homophobes cant climb it or they'd be gay

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
speaking of balls

let's get some bawls up in this joint!

also i'm sure there is some joke about egg whites and white humans but i'm not getting it right now. it's probably hilarious though

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

there a re a lot of smart ppl here. anyone want to be my vice president/concubine?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
did anyone mention glory holes in the wall yet?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

did anyone mention glory holes in the wall yet?

i dont think so

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
plus the entrance could be like the mountain in the desolation of smaug or whatever

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

did anyone mention glory holes in the wall yet?

loquacius posted:

e: I will sink my dick fully inside of the wall until my balls are touching it

dick's gotta go somewhere :colbert:

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Don't we already have some walls built somewhere, lets just move the walls we have south a little and maybe that could help

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Can Mexicans cross a line made of salt on the ground, we might have enough salt for an idea I have

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Acne Rain posted:

Don't we already have some walls built somewhere, lets just move the walls we have south a little and maybe that could help

recyclable walls is the new "renewable energy" under a trump regime

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
We should conquer the other countries in the Americas and force them into a confederacy of nations. We could call it The Confederate States of America.

maporfic
Dec 11, 2015
Will this wall be built with immigrant labor?

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
Just pile all the garbage and I mean ALL the garbage the US produces along the border. Then geneticallygeneticly alter some rats or some poo poo and populate that giant garbage pile with rats as big as a slightly larger than medium dogs. Add some freaking spiders or something to that mix and nobody will try to enter your country again, ever.

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Qurnah posted:

Just pile all the garbage and I mean ALL the garbage the US produces along the border. Then geneticallygeneticly alter some rats or some poo poo and populate that giant garbage pile with rats as big as a slightly larger than medium dogs. Add some freaking spiders or something to that mix and nobody will try to enter your country again, ever.

We'll have it done by The Year of The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, just watch out for those Quebecois terrorists

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