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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Well looks like that didn't cut it and since he was so drat late he doesn't have time to root it out. Another appointment for next tuesday but he didn't charge for today so that's good

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Next time run your dick all over the sink and drain before he gets there

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

donkey salami posted:

Next time run your dick all over the sink and drain before he gets there

You say this like I didn't do that today

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

Wicker Man posted:

Give the plumber your 50 foot snake.

i see what you did there

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Do you live in Arlington, OP? Sometimes when I drink too much I break into peoples' houses and take a dump in their sink.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
what's your favorite deftones song op?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
This plumber is making GBS threads all over you OP. Call a different plumber.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
did u suck his bepis yet OP

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

gannyGrabber posted:

This plumber is making GBS threads all over you OP. Call a different plumber.

No becaues he'll do the same thing and waste everyone's time. I expect a trip report tomorrow, Volume.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Rent a 75 ft snake op

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
so how did things go yesterday, op?

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
What is your favorite flavor of yogurt?

Follow-up question: What is the plumber's favorite flavor of yogurt?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Airborne Viking posted:

volume update your plumbing thread you rear end in a top hat

JiveHonky posted:

Yeah. Uh hurry up. Suspense. Killing. Me.

Nothing really to report, the appointment is set for the 17th and I haven't spoken to the dude since. But he did give me a new jug of this

http://www.amazon.com/Bio-clean-Drain-Septic-Bacteria-lb/dp/B001N09KN4

been using it nightly in hopes.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Thanks

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Op is your plumber late?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Pony Incident posted:

Op is your plumber late?

Not until 5/17/16 3PM

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Volume posted:

Nothing really to report, the appointment is set for the 17th and I haven't spoken to the dude since. But he did give me a new jug of this

http://www.amazon.com/Bio-clean-Drain-Septic-Bacteria-lb/dp/B001N09KN4

been using it nightly in hopes.

Awesome. Bookmarked. See you on the 17th!

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I don't have any other questions

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Volume posted:

Well looks like that didn't cut it and since he was so drat late he doesn't have time to root it out. Another appointment for next tuesday but he didn't charge for today so that's good

He didnt charge you for not fixing a thing that he was late to fix?

Lol get a different plumber.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
There's usually a service fee involved in these things. Dude was genuinely sorry for being late, he gave me a 50 bucks plumbing resource for free. Dudes OK in my book. One mistake doesn't ruin a man.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I would not pay a service fee for a guy showing up 3 hours late and not fixing a thing and going :shrug:
it plum gave out.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Microwaves Mom posted:

I would not pay a service fee for a guy showing up 3 hours late and not fixing a thing and going :shrug:
it plum gave out.

Neither did I.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Has anyone ever had a female plumber? Do they even exist?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Volume posted:

There's usually a service fee involved in these things. Dude was genuinely sorry for being late, he gave me a 50 bucks plumbing resource for free. Dudes OK in my book. One mistake doesn't ruin a man.

What the gently caress is a "plumbing resource", is this a euphemism?

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Oct 30, 2009

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Also there's a plumbing thread in DIY for those who don't know

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

Volume posted:

There's usually a service fee involved in these things. Dude was genuinely sorry for being late, he gave me a 50 bucks plumbing resource for free. Dudes OK in my book. One mistake doesn't ruin a man.

OP you are a good person for your forgiving and fair nature.

also, sex the plumber.



"Plumber" doesn't even look like a real word any more

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

oldpainless posted:

Has anyone ever had a female plumber? Do they even exist?

Yes, there's been plenty of women who have spilled into the trades.

Volume I expect an update by this evening.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

oldpainless posted:

Has anyone ever had a female plumber? Do they even exist?

yeah but it's a whole different can o worms when she calls and says "I'm late".

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
r u gonna s his d?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Plumber is here and snaking away

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Volume posted:

Plumber is here and snaking away

I think a certain genre of movie always begins this way.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Please make sure to update us on that yogurt issue.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

i think this is the part where the op offers the plumber a pepperoni pizza

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
pour Brut cologne down his asscrack

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Volume posted:

Plumber is here and snaking away

It's the end of the workday, volume. You got this, man! Make your thread deliver!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Sorry, plumber left hours a go. The snake helped clear it up a bit but it was still slow so he snaked it again with a thicker one. Got a good flow now and he said to use that bio clean for a week and then it'll be as good as new. Total charge 120

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

you paid him to put his snake in your drain

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
:gizz:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
wtf are u putting in the drains

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

wtf are u putting in the drains

apparently the issue is that I clean my sink with bleach. That's been killing the bacteria in my drains that normally eat away the food bits that go down the drain. Since they weren't being noshed on they piled up until critical mass. That's what the bio clean is, inert bacteria that you pour down your drain to eat up all the clogs and poo poo.

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